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Watt's the Pig(gy Bank) Idea ? To keep your "interest" ?
'ERE BE THE WONDER O' THE WORDERY --->
Do (k)not be(e)friend the trend To spend what udders lend And then pretend ~ Ewe-Ooo-Oooo ~ Did (k)not LET you ! GET chew ! DEBT you...
...can't re-pay In(n) any way - Without delay ; Or(e) leans on loans From firms with terms That consolidate But can't console
Control from such a crutch Is not worth much To those who'd rather RUN Their own affairs With Bulls and Bears Than borrow from To-morrow : Sorrow And a duller dollar dolour
Edit Credit and learn to earn "A penny for your thoughts," WON 5 and a pair of noughts
Arrange exchange SAVE Yourself
And BANK the MONKEY !
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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZf50s0tDQI]
[youtube=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=82h_tfd2cEU&fmt=18]
This is a film I put together for a competition run by a publicity-seeking British financial web site requesting responses, of no more than a minute, to the query :
"What Would Your Money Say to You ?"
Hence the snarky, non-sympathetic attitude that is entirely directed at myself and my utter cluelessness as to how you can actually ever get anyone to pay you to....er.... *PLAY*.
It references £500 (a "monkey", in slang) because that was the prize. There are logo-ed screens for "Pounds", "Shillings" and "Pence" on the gold PSP and special ghost .... um special GUEST (dis)appearances from James Watt, Sir John Houblon, The Leaning Tower of Pisa and a Sopwith **CAMEL**.
(Thread)**NEEDLE**(ss) to say, with 13 (unlucky for some) views, I was never in the running to further my funds on the twELFth of the tWEALTH...