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~ The Confessions (& Expressions) of St. Augustine ~

 

~ Thursday 7 February 2008 ~

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Whilst "Teaching in Rome" and a .15th Century.
.illustration. by .Florentine. artist Benozzo Gozzoli,
St.Augustine of Hippo (.354-430 AD.) and his
.chorister. companions align to .sing. a line online
from Book 10 of "Confessions".

St. Augustine of Hippo - Teaching in Rome - Scene 6 - South Wall - Complete Image
St. Augustine of Hippo "Teaching in Rome - Scene 6 - South Wall"
(1464-1465) by
Benozzo Gozzoli (c.1421-1497)

The complete ENGLISH translation of
"The Confessions of St. Augustine"
is available via [THIS] link to Project Gutenberg.

~ *(T)ext*raction ~

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I have typed the specific paragraph that the words, in
this animated greeting, open (and were extracted from)
further down this page. If you are feeling energetic,
you may scroll there - or, if that proposition sounds
like <<too much of a strain>>, click [THIS] to
(take a running) jump....er, hoping (if not hopping)
Augustine's prayin' that such a "leap of faith" won't
injure and make you endure <<too much of a sprain>>...

~ Strains of <Strains> ~

 
Vivian Stanshall and the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band "Perform" : "The Strain"
Click [
THIS] to see and hear Prime Minister Gordon Brown "Perform"ing.

~ Animation Creation ~

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"The Confessions (and Expressions) of St.Augustine"
was the first lip-synching .animation. that I made
with the .full final release version. of Reallusion's
.Crazy Talk 5.. You can see how much more MOBILE
the fluid features of the (bouyed) "boy" figure at
the front are than was the case with characters
created with <earlier iterations> of the software.

~ Earlier Iterations/Irritations ~

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These (irritating (?)) iterations, isolated all, (numbly
(if not dumbly)) number : .1.) Ross the Sloth,
.2.) The Irate Pirate (I rate the "rating" but everyone
at YouTube HATES him ; and his hymn), .3.) The Aunt
What Aren't
(the aunt what she's done s'posed to be),
.4.) The Ewe Who "Yoo Hoo !"s .5.) Barbecue Barbie
.6.) The Newnham New Gnome.

Ross the Sloth
The Irate Pirate (I Rate)
The Aunt What Aren't
The Ewe Who YOO HOO !s
Barbecue Barbie
The Newnham New Gnome
.1.
.2.
.3.
.4.
.5.
.6.

 

~ (A)Head of the Church ~

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The foregrounded lad(y) was snatched (Yikes !)
from another of Benozzo Gozzoli's .pictures. :


Detail from Benozzo Gozzoli's "Procession of the Oldest King"

We have already viewed the .painting.
"Teaching in Rome - Scene 6 - South Wall",
and observed how much more populated
(Pope-ulated ?) that .portrait. is than
is my (grating) greeting with its
>>slimmed<<
selection of .seven. <Signor Singer> subjects.

We might imagine that the turban-toting, girlie-ly-
.cur.ly-haired .caroller. could feel cowed 'n' abashed
amid the original un.cur.tailed crowd of .seventeen.
(not "Just Seventeen", not "Heaven 17") humans...


Doggy Detail from Benozzo Gozzoli's
"Teaching in Rome - Scene 6 - South Wall"

...and a .cur. with a tail...


Detail from Benozzo Gozzoli's "Procession of the Oldest King".
This pony-trekking person clearly has cause to pause (and pose)
with paws ; and an "enigmatic smile".

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...Yet a tail may oc .cur. on a cat or a pony...


This might be "The West Wing" (not "The West Wing") of Benozzo Gozzoli's
"Procession of the Oldest King".

...telling .tales. of the trails and a cavalcade displayed
in a copious, cantering company where His Royal
Highness (left on the left) and the possible Page (of
this page and its pageant) show no shades of shyness.

~ You cannot see-ee ~

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"You cannot see-ee, You cannot see-ee..."

...the chief .singer.'s shyness because it is
NOT THERE
and is a torturous trait unlikely
to afflict one, we have established, through
the revelation of his (oriental ?) origins, as
well accustomed (and well a-costume-ed)
to the hassle(')of hustle and bustle (if not
bustles, buses or Darcey Bussell).

You wait around all day for a Darcey Bussell
and then three of 'em come along at once...:

~ Darcey BUSsell No.1 ~

 

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Darcey Bussell
appears in a .2003. 2-minute
Channel 4-aired auto-biopic : "Self Portrait".

The above embed has been blocked so please
try this hyperlink to watch the OFFICIAL clip :

Darcey Bussell - Self Portrait

~ Darcey BUSsell No.2 ~

 

That's GOTTA hurt !

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Darcey Bussell
.dances. in the .ballet. "Sylvia",
letting nothing cramp her style as she "styles
her cramps" into the <champs of stamps>
with all the genuinely-genius genuflection
of a contortionist's contrivance.

Click ----->[THIS]<----- for a flesh-in-.Flash.
.Flash.- .animated. contrivance about contortion.

~ Darcey BUSsell No.3 ~

 

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Darcey Bussell
demonstrates a dazzlingly
dizzying sequence from "Swan Lake".

Click [THIS] for another "Dizzy" - Dizzy Gillespe
in my Mozart Mondegreen .FLASH. .animation..

~ Now drop an "e"-ee ~

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"Now drop an "e"-ee, Now drop an "e"-ee,"

~ But Don't "Drop Off" ~

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Drop an "e", (not an "e", ("to one knee", L.S.D.
or a "Dead Donkey")) from "Darcey" to make
"Darcy" - the proud and prejudicial .literary. hero -
who, in .1995. (and a (wet) wet (not "Wet Wet Wet")
T-shirt competition), was, arguably, ~ the making
of Colin Firth ~ via T.V. and the B.B.C.

~ Deeply Drippy in a Big Girl's Blouse ~

 

~ Big Girl's Blouses in "Deeply Dippy" ~

 
Famously "...Too Sexy" for their Shirts, "Right Said Fred"'s beautiful
big girl's blouses give
Colin Firth his (colour-fast) money's worth and
more than a (fun)"run" for
his character's £10,000 a year.
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Colin Firth
's televisual "Pride and Prejudice"
co-star was Jennifer Ehle (who was not as
"eely" as 'e could 'ave been - particularly if 'e
were more Cockney than cocky - poppin' in 'n'
out of Pemberley's pongy pond (if not his
perfectly pressed pantaloons) like a shirty
Ursula
(Un)undressed Andress).

~ Sean's <Sworn-Seen> Seaside Scene ~

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Here is a clip of the iconic seaside scene of
Ursula Andress (as "Honey Ryder") exiting
the ocean and, apparently, exciting many
.motion-picture.-(right little)go-ers :

 

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Amongst those "just looking" at the bikini-clad,
bleached-blonde, beached-Bond "looker", from
a greater distance than Sean Connery, is likely to
have been Andrew Davies, the .writer. responsible
for bringing Jane Austen's (inadvertently, though
not ill-advisedly) <Colin Firth-and-Jennifer Ehle-
coupling-satire-on-SMALL-mindedness> to as
big a SMALL screen audience as possible.

~ Small Screen Small Faces ~

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Andrew Davies
cannot, however, be credited with
having introduced Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle to
one another. An examination of the small faces
(not the "Small Faces") in Benozzo Gozzoli's
centuries-old .depiction. of St. Augustine of Hippo
"Teaching in Rome" reveals the pair on a pew.


Detail of Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle appearing in
Benozzo Gozzoli's St. Augustine of Hippo "Teaching in Rome".

For more LOOKALIKES, please visit my
dedicated page [HERE]. Thank you.

"Touching Up" Colin Firth & Jennifer Ehle

 
Screencast of "touching up" Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle with Microsoft
PhotoDraw 2000 Version 2
. Click [THIS] to see more PhotoDraw Fun.

~ Look AGAIN for Lookalikes ! ~


Colin Firth ~ Anonymous ~ Jonathan Buttall ~ Jon Ronson ~ Don Johnson ~ Jennifer Ehle
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Perhaps the boy (?) in blue (not "The Blue Boy")
looks more like Jon Ronson (not Don Johnson) than
any Jennifer Eally ; rEhle, though, - you'd have to
take his glasses off to make him fit in.


Don Johnson refusing to make a spectacle of himself.

For more LOOKALIKES, please visit my
dedicated page [HERE]. Thank you.

~ Creation Criticism ~

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I created ENTIRELY SEPARATE .Crazy Talk 5. "scripts"
(Reallusion's term for facial .animation. sequences)
for each individual in this animated greeting and
composited the 1-GIGABYTE-per-head-heads with
Adobe's .Premiere Pro. The extremely simple
presentation is of a single-scene .CARD. rather
than a .film. with pans and close-ups.

It's <<sillier>> than it's supposed to be but I quite
like the .audio.. (I also like the .audio. I achieved
in my "William Blake's Lamb-like Wail" adaptation
of "The Tyger
"). The .sound. for St. Augustine and
his pulpit-peepin' pupils was arrived at via playing
(isn't everything ?) with .drone Karaoke chord.
.changes
.
on a .Yamaha PSR-3000..

...and all without a crash helmet.

Who's Helmut ?

Hmm... Hell .Mutt. mu't be a .Hound. o' Hades.

I'll leave you now with the <SENSIBLE STUFF> -->

~ The Pre-Hexed Text ~

Extracted from Book 10 of
"The Confessions of St. Augustine".

 


"And what is this ?" I asked the earth,
and it answered me, "I am not He"; and
whatsoever are in it confessed the same.
I asked the sea and the deeps, and the
living creeping things and they answered,
"We are not thy God, seek above us."
I asked the moving air; and the whole air
with its inhabitants answered,"Anaximenes
was deceived, I am not God." I asked
the heavens, sun, moon, stars, "Nor
(say they) are we the God whom thou seekest."
And I replied unto all the things which
encompass the door of my flesh:"Ye have
told me of my God, that ye are not He; tell
me something of Him." And they cried out
with a loud voice, "He made us." My
questioning them, was my thoughts on
them : and their form of beauty gave the
answer. And I turned myself unto myself,
and I said to myself, "Who art thou ?"
And I answered "A man." And behold, in
me there present themselves to me soul,
and body, one without, the other within.
By which of these ought I to seek my God ?
I had sought Him in the body from earth to
heaven, so far as I could send messengers,
the beams of mine eyes. But the better
is the inner, for to it as presiding and
judging, all the bodily messengers
reported the answers of heaven and earth,
and all things therein, who said, "We are
not God, but He made us." These things
did my inner man know by the ministry
of the outer : I the inner knew them; I,
the mind, through the senses of my body.
I asked the whole frame of the world
about my God; and it answered me,
"I am not He, but He made me."

~ and the last shall be first ~

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24 SEP 2009 :
Reactionary
Rant and
Screencasts
about
PhotoDraw


Microsoft PhotoDraw 2000 V2 Triple CD Case Image - There's an Elegant Elephant

PROTEST POST
IMAGE EDITING
SCREENCASTS

14 AUG 2009 :
Kit Cat Kid's
Cause "fur"
(Non-Compliant) Complaint


Thumbnail Portrait Paw Trait of Kit Cat Kid - Splashable Star of Original Rhyming Children's Poem Kit Cat Kid's Cause "fur" (Non-Compliant) Complaint - a comic verse about bath-time defiance

CHILDREN'S POEM
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JUN 2009 :
William Blake's
"Lamb-like
Wail"


Thumbnail of a Gripped Eyeball - A still from my multimedia version of William Blake's The Tyger - William Blake's Lamb-like Wail. Part 3 of a series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
1 OF MY FAVOURITES

30 NOV 2008 :
Emma Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"


Thumbnail Still of the Statue of Liberty's Golden Mask - Click and you will witness it speaking the words of Emma Lazarus's poem "The New Colossus" in its native French Accent. Part 2 of a Series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

10 AUG 2008 :
W.H. Auden's
"O where are
you going ?"


Thumbnail still from the Poetic Post Card - O where are you going - an animated greeting version of Wystan Hugh Auden's poem read aloud in a Welsh accent with further discussion of influence and origin

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

04 MAY 2008:
The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)

Thumbnail still of some sailing boats with Doritos for sails. They were made for a competition using Reallusion's iclone animation software - and illustrate part of a comic rhyming song I wrote to fit some prescribed music

COMPETITION ENTRY
AUDIO-EDITING
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

07 FEB 2008 :
The
Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine


Thumbnail of a still from a comic animated greeting I made which takes part of St. Augustine's Confessions and has them sung by medieval characters painted by Benozzo Gozzoli

PANTING PAINTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
MULTIPLE CHARACTERS
VOICE PROCESSING
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

18 JAN 2008 :
Black and White
at The White House


Thumbnail still from my morphing animation of all the Presidents of the United States of America

MORPHING MORPHINE
FACIAL ANIMATION
FANTAMORPH 1st GO
HISTORICAL HEADS

08 JAN 2008 :
((He(e) Be(e))
G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
"London Town"


Thumbnail still of former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown singing a Karaoke Version of Hubert Gregg's classic song "London Town" whilst on the London Lazy Och Eye the New Noo

SURPRISING SINGING
AUDIO EDITING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

01 DEC 2007 :
The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)

Thumbnail still from my competition entry comic poem about the sub-prime market financial crisis

COMPETITION ENTRY
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL TOPICAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (BLUFFTITLER)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

17 SEP 2007 :
Unguessed
Ghost Guest


Thumbnail still of a funerary cupid that speaks the words of Branwell Bronte's character Alexander Percy as he describes an angelic vision to his mother

STEREO MONOLOGUE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUN 2007 :
These Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth


Thumbnail still from a film illustrating my attempts to create a pair of virtual Wellington Boots using Reallusion software's first CloneCloth release

CLOTHES DESIGN
CUSTOM CONTENT
SOFTWARE DEMO

17 MAR 2007 :
SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie


Thumbnail still of a virtual Patrick Bronte singing and dancing The Bold Fisherman in St.Michaels - that's the Church not the Department Store - although I've not checked the label for libel - or a Bible

iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

02 MAR 2007 :
iClone
Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example


Thumbnail still from a sequence showing a custom choreography animation playing in Reallusion software's iClone Motion Editor

SOFTWARE DEMO
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION

18 OCT 2006 :
Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)


Thumbnail still from my original animation of some original hymnal song lyrics I wrote

COMPETITION ENTRY
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
2D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PHOTODRAW)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

12 AUG 2006 :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip


Thumbnail still of a virtual Jimmy Greaves playing Carl Jung with Father Christmas as Sigmund Freud in my original song with comic rhyming lyrics about soccer and psychoanalysis

JUST FOR FUN
ONLY MY FAVOURITE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

07 JUN 2006 :
The
Ratcatcher's
Daughter


Thumbnail still of Mr. Kitten Caboodle the virtual cat verminator star of the iClone animated song and dance Victorian parliament tree tease The Ratcatcher's Daughter

VICTORIAN VERMINATOR
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG AND DANCE
VOICE ACTING

23 APR 2006 :
Toil in Soil

Thumbnail still of a Singing Gnome frrom an animated greeting created with Reallusion's Crazy Talk Software. His delivery is of original rhyming lyrics.

GARDEN GUARDIAN
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

18 FEB 2006 :
Animal Rites

Thumbnail still of a virtual Ancient Greek girl relating a monologue about vegetarianism, barbecues and the Eleusian Mysteries religious cult

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING

21 JAN 2006 :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP
Turned Up

Thumbnail portrait of a virtual scarecrow in a field of rape. He looks like Vincent Van Gogh amomg his sunflowers but that is not who he is. He is singing original rhyming lyrics to a well-known tune and dancing with a custom choreography create by hand in Reallusion iClone Motion Editor

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

05 NOV 2005 :
EWE Who
"Yoo Hoo !"
a Good
(Hidin') Heidi


Thumbnail portrait of a little lamb who is a who who is a singing sheep singing original rhymng lyrics in a greeting set to a familiar tune

ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

13 JUN 2005 :
Knowledge
of Porridge


Thumbnail still of the little old woman and a bear taken from my Flash MX animated re-working of poet laureate Robert Southey's story of The Three Bears. It predates Goldilocks. The film features HIS version of the plot re-worked by me with brand new original rhyming lyrics to a musical theatre tune.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

24 AUG 2004 :
Quem Pastores

Thumbnail portrait of a woman who may be Elizabeth Branwell the sister-in-law of Patrick Bronte. Here she is singing my original rhyming hymn lyrics set to the "tune" of the German carol Quem Pastores

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUL 2004 :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning
with the
Dhoop Dope


Thumbnail still from my original rhyming comic anti-poetry poem about hating school - Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dope Dhoop

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
VOICE ACTING

12 JAN 2004 :
Aisle Evil -
((Pep-) Talk
Like a Pirate)


Thumbnail portrait of the piratical gruff old man singer of Aisle Evil - ((Pep))Talk Like a Pirate. The song is set to a familiar instrumental and features original rhyming lyrics

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JAN 2004 :
Bitter Man's
Vitamins


Thumbnail sitll of Ross the Sloth the virtual animated speaker of my original rhyming poem about health and fitness. The rhyme is called "Bitter Man's Vitamins"

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

10 DEC 2003 :
Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art

Thumbnail still from Day of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st ('art) - It is a Flash MX animated version of the Dies Irae from the Requiem Mass. All the Latin lyrics have been replaced with English soundalikes. I was ABLE to hear them and relay the result.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
MISHEARD LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)

06 NOV 2003 :
Flash(in') in
the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent


Thumbnail still from my Flash MX animation of a cheeky comic song about physical flexbility. It features original rhyming lyrics set to a well-known tune

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE PROCESSING

04 MAY 1999:
Prayer the Brontës' Father
Taught Us'


Thumbnail still of a JOINT parody of the Lord's Prayer and a sewing sampler made by Anne Bronte when t'lass worrr proporrrr titchy

GRAPHICS EDITING
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL PARODY
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

 

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