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~ Animation - Saturday 21 January 2006 ~

~ Words - 28 October & 6 November 2003 ~

Original Rhyming Lyrics - 3D Character Creation
Choreography - Lip Synching Animation - Voice Distortion

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**~ STICK with Me ~ 01 of 02**

More carrot-haired than carrot-nosed
(he's a beardy-weirdy, maudlin mawpin
(not a snowman (or "The Crowman")) maaaaan),
this latter-day Scatterbrook-chatterbox chances
.chants. 'n' .dances. for (dunnocks and) dunces
('n' the fame-framed farmyard fun of it)
in an outdoor 'omage to Gummidge.

~ ORIGINAL LYRICS ~

MY LYRICS
SET TO THE TV THEME TUNE
FROM THE SERIES : "WORZEL GUMMIDGE"

There's a crucified character crowning the cornfield
And his fan base are feathered but they're not angels
Are these messengers harbingers of a lower yield
Or mere scavengers, all, who love strange smells ?

Here the pong's in profusion
Sneak that reek in your beak
You might seek out seclusion
It's a tried technique
When the bouquet is O.K.
Super seeds supercede
The germ of an idea
Look out ! Stand clear !

~ ORIGINAL MUSIC ~

Original background .music. (possibly .PERFORMED.)
by Denis King and (probably .PENNED. by)
George Evans ; "borrowed", to

>>bring JOLLITY (Farm) to this frivolity,<<

from the Willis Hall/Keith Waterhouse .BBC TV.
.serialisation. of Barbara Euphan Todd's popular
"Worzel Gummidge" books.

<< Shout goin' out >>

also to Jon Pertwee for the
post <crack 'n' creak> CRY.

Sub-standard subtitles provided for those
with ~ "ears of corn" ~ & ~ "feet of clay" ~.

UNFOLDING THE SCAFFOLDING

Where we won't be ~ gilding (the) Lily ~ the Pink...

First Shot

This is the
<.first. .'shot.>
from my
<.first. shot>
with Reallusion's
<.first. shot>
at .iClone. -
the 3D character animation package that
marked the Taiwanese software company's
transition from its .It's Me. .greetings.-.creator.
to a more open-ended machinima .film.-.making. tool.

I have an interest in musical theatre and
saw this program as a route to being able to
flesh out (or out-.Flash. (.MX.)) some of my
(skinny-Ninny) .song. scenarios.

I had a brief daliance (yep - .ONE. go) with
Lionhead Studio's much cheaper offering
.The Movies. but, although it STILL (.2009. (!))
has better clothes and .music. than .iClone.,
there were a .number. of drawbacks that
caused me to draw back and withdraw
swiftly to ~ try my hand ~ - and this "crucified
character"'s (tied ?) hands in a dedicated
and (newly-deadpan) environment.

There's a crucified

Pray !

Is the <Palm Pre> pronounced
"Palm Preeee" or "Palm Pray" ?

Palms (if not "palms") pressed (if not "pressed");
here he has his <hands held> (if not his handheld)
in a position of prayer.

His shabby, ill-fitting (mock-Messiah) attire
is DYED GREEN, as the only form of
clothing-customisation achievable at
.iClone 1.'s inception. That a scarecrow
is TIEd to wearing an utterly
unSUITable <SUIT & TIE>
is indicative of the <(starling-)startling>
sparceness of starting s.art.orial selection.
The ((wholly) (unholy)) whole hole where
the worn worn wear of his jacket
show's he's "out of pocket" is a bit of a bug
(and a bit of a bugger) but not the [BITE !] of a bug.

Thus <moth-eaten>
is <math-(.myth.-bee-be-)beaten>,
a tatty tatterdemalion-bogle to .ogle.,
not best-dressed but not crestfallen.

.StarMaker. (the [FREE] head-.designing. applet
Lionhead Studios promoted .The Movies. with
(choosing to follow the example of the hugely
successful .The Sims 2., by publicising a forthcoming
title with an engaging .character.-.creator. rather
than a traditional sample of actual gameplay,) was
used to make...and apply make up to his face...

There's a crucified character

...which isn't a face that he "keeps in a jar by
the door", (a <door> that may be <ajar> ; or
<jammed shut> (with <a jar> of jam)) but
rather the everyday visage of a
stranger to shelter, exposed to each .element.,
a ".one. off", wan, oft'-tethered,
awl-awed, all-.weather.(ed)-.one. ;
hardly human, a hardy homunculus.

And his fan base are

Whenever I read : "fan base" I think : "flan base"
and so I was thinking about the flan BEFORE I
mentioned the jam (and didn't mention "The Jam"
or the fact that Mr. Weller has never covered
"Blackberry Way" <Might he Palm Pre for a
BlackBerry...Wa(-he)y ?> and "go down a "Storm"?).

The move (if not "The Move") our manikin has
made is to out-stretch his <.sketched. as :
over-stretched> arms echoed (un-Narcissistically)
by the rape-draping shadows (if not by The
(string-stinging) Shadows)) welcomingly, embracingly,
in an aping of wings (if not "Wings" or ~ IN the wings ~)
that, in this .SUNNY SETTING., is not unreminiscent of
Melissa Gilbert's joyful pseudo-aeronautics as
Charles Ingalls' child at the finalé of the [End Credits]
from the television serialisation of "Little House
on the Prairie" :

This isn't even a <pilot> .episode. (so if ya wanna
<WAIL> - <"Drop"> it !) but what a terrific (and
super-subtle) EXTRA [End Credit] CREDIT is discernable
in the flighty action transforming Laura Ingalls Wilder
into the wilder, elevated, venerated
Laura Houghtaling Ingalls !

Jazz Hands

Hmm....so now we've weaved (sic.) a :

<Palm Pre> Prayer-Prayer er on the PRAIRIE

Small wonder he might applaud with Jazz Hands and then...

And his fan base are feathered

...~ turn tail ~ in imitation of the constituents of
his "fan base", the very rows of (unrosey) crows
he is supposed to scatter (from Scatterbrook).

And his fan base are feathered but(t)

Who knows if his "feathered but(t)" is
as "base" as it .see.ms or an ace placed
to counter disgrace...

they're not

...and disgruntlement. Here, standing sentry,
gently blocked by gentry, (THAT "House" on
the hill (not the prairie) is aught but "Little")
his "look" looks more <arm-less> than
<'armless>, roughly ready for entry in

"Sneer of the Year"...

ANGELS

...which he won't win with <winning grinning>
in the <style of a smile>...

...and while he's no Robbie Williams...

ARe these

...he can ~ tell his "R"s (and his "feathered but(t)")
from his elbow, ~ and, indeed, his (or anyone else's
(Who's "Elsie" ??)) "Elbow".

harbingers

"R" is for Recoil.

Oh ! The <Hands Up ! Game's Up !>
[[[ [[[ [[[ HORROR ! ]]] ]]] ]]]
of the questionable [cliché]s to come...

of a lower

Ceci n'est pas : Aloha from Hawaii.

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