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~ ORIGINAL LYRICS ~MY
LYRICS There's
a crucified
character crowning the cornfield Here
the pong's in profusion ~ ORIGINAL MUSIC ~
>>bring JOLLITY (Farm) to this frivolity,<< from the Willis
Hall/Keith
Waterhouse .BBC
TV. << Shout goin' out >>also to Jon
Pertwee for the Sub-standard
subtitles
provided for those UNFOLDING THE SCAFFOLDINGWhere we won't be ~ gilding (the) Lily ~ the Pink...
|
This is the
<.first.
.'shot.>
from my
<.first.
shot>
with Reallusion's
<.first.
shot>
at .iClone.
-
the 3D character animation package
that
marked the Taiwanese
software company's
transition from its .It's
Me. .greetings.-.creator.
to a more open-ended machinima
.film.-.making.
tool.
I have an interest in musical
theatre and
saw this program as a route to being able to
flesh out (or out-.Flash.
(.MX.))
some of my
(skinny-Ninny) .song.
scenarios.
I had a brief daliance (yep - .ONE.
go) with
Lionhead Studio's much cheaper offering
.The
Movies. but, although
it STILL (.2009.
(!))
has better clothes and
.music.
than .iClone.,
there were a .number.
of drawbacks
that
caused me to draw
back
and withdraw
swiftly to ~ try my hand
~ - and this "crucified
character"'s (tied ?) hands
in a dedicated
and (newly-deadpan)
environment.
Pray !
Is the <Palm
Pre> pronounced
"Palm Preeee"
or "Palm Pray"
?
Palms
(if not "palms")
pressed (if not "pressed");
here he has his <hands
held> (if not his handheld)
in a position of prayer.
His shabby, ill-fitting (mock-Messiah)
attire
is DYED GREEN, as the only
form of
clothing-customisation achievable at
.iClone
1.'s inception. That
a scarecrow
is TIEd
to wearing an utterly
unSUITable
<SUIT
& TIE>
is indicative of the <(starling-)startling>
sparceness of starting
s.art.orial
selection.
The ((wholly) (unholy))
whole hole
where
the worn worn
wear of his jacket
show's he's "out
of pocket" is a bit
of a bug
(and a bit
of a bugger) but not the [BITE
!] of a bug.
Thus <moth-eaten>
is <math-(.myth.-bee-be-)beaten>,
a tatty tatterdemalion-bogle to .ogle.,
not best-dressed
but not crestfallen.
.StarMaker.
(the [FREE] head-.designing.
applet
Lionhead Studios promoted .The
Movies. with
(choosing to follow the example of the hugely
successful .The
Sims 2., by publicising
a forthcoming
title with an engaging .character.-.creator.
rather
than a traditional sample of actual
gameplay,) was
used to make...and apply make
up to his face...
...which isn't a face
that he "keeps
in a jar by
the door", (a <door> that may be <ajar>
; or
<jammed
shut> (with <a jar>
of jam))
but
rather the everyday
visage of a
stranger to shelter, exposed to each .element.,
a ".one.
off", wan, oft'-tethered,
awl-awed, all-.weather.(ed)-.one.
;
hardly human,
a hardy homunculus.
Whenever I read : "fan base"
I think : "flan
base"
and so I was thinking
about the flan
BEFORE I
mentioned the jam
(and didn't mention "The
Jam"
or the fact that Mr.
Weller has never covered
"Blackberry
Way" <Might he Palm
Pre for a
BlackBerry...Wa(-he)y ?> and "go down a "Storm"?).
The move (if not "The
Move") our manikin
has
made is to out-stretch his <.sketched.
as :
over-stretched> arms
echoed
(un-Narcissistically)
by the rape-draping
shadows (if not by The
(string-stinging) Shadows)) welcomingly, embracingly,
in an aping of wings (if not "Wings"
or ~ IN the wings ~)
that, in this .SUNNY
SETTING.,
is not unreminiscent of
Melissa
Gilbert's joyful pseudo-aeronautics as
Charles Ingalls' child at the finalé of the [End Credits]
from the television
serialisation of "Little
House
on the Prairie" :
This isn't even a <pilot>
.episode.
(so if ya wanna
<WAIL>
- <"Drop">
it !) but what a terrific (and
super-subtle) EXTRA [End Credit] CREDIT is discernable
in the flighty action transforming Laura
Ingalls Wilder
into the wilder, elevated, venerated
Laura Houghtaling Ingalls !
Hmm....so now we've weaved
(sic.) a :
Small wonder he might applaud with Jazz Hands and then...
...~ turn tail
~ in imitation of the constituents of
his "fan base", the
very rows
of (unrosey)
crows
he is supposed to scatter
(from Scatterbrook).
Who knows if his "feathered but(t)"
is
as "base"
as it .see.ms
or an ace placed
to counter disgrace...
...and disgruntlement. Here, standing sentry,
gently blocked by gentry,
(THAT "House"
on
the hill (not the prairie)
is aught but "Little")
his "look"
looks more <arm-less>
than
<'armless>, roughly ready for entry
in
...which he won't win
with <winning grinning>
in the <style of
a smile>...
...and while he's no Robbie Williams...
...he can ~ tell
his "R"s
(and his "feathered
but(t)")
from his elbow, ~
and, indeed, his (or anyone else's
(Who's "Elsie" ??)) "Elbow".
"R" is for Recoil.
Oh ! The <Hands
Up ! Game's Up !>
[[[ [[[ [[[ HORROR
! ]]] ]]] ]]]
of the questionable
[cliché]s to come...
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