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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)
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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

~ 1 December 2007 (Subtitles 4 April 2010) ~

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~ Ore Boar's (Piggy) (Bank) Notes - 10 ~

"What Would Your Money Say to You ?"
asked the British .financial. website who
were .running the competition. that inspired me
to .write. and .create. the .animated. .poem.
"The $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)".

Note the COIN in Coincidence

Capitalising on CAPITAL LETTERS reveals
the prominence of ".COIN." in ".COIN.cidence".

Capitalist Matthew Boulton put up the .COINS.
needed to help fully develop James Watt's
machines and together the pair (~) made a mint (~)
creating (copper and other) .COINS. for ("Coppers"
like P.C.s Rowan & Bacon & the best of the rest of) us
- literally and figuratively at their Soho Manufactory.

~ Bolt on Bagpuss ~

The mice in this .episode. of "Bagpuss" have
a minor manufactory that they call the
"Marvellous Mechanical Mouse Mill".....

Excerpt from "Bagpuss - The Mouse Mill" (1974):

The "Marvellous Mechanical Mouse Mill", the best model and the best
sequence in the best episode of Smallfilms's "Bagpuss" (1974).

~ Mousehole Morsels ~

.....with it, they "Arrange exchange"
of "Breadcrumbs and butterbeans"
(or "Butterbeans and breadcrumbs")

for "Chocolate Biscuits"
or "Chocolate Biscuit"

......................................................................[HOP]

**"Pay no attention to...**

(in the singular as, using the sleek beak of a
bleak "Beak", to sneak-peek, the judg(e)mental
(mental Judge ?) and "singular" ".Professor
Yaffle." (a woodpecker with a wooden pecker
(Wooden - you know ! (~ wouldn' you know ?! ~))
checks and pecks a wholesale hole in mousehole
morsel merriment to, with a perception of
deception that had its inception (not in
"Inception" but) in "The Emperor's New
Clothes"ishness of prevaricating-Polonius's
pelmet plummet and "The Wizard of Oz",

...that man behind the curtain"

un-singularly unmask and undermine
under-de-dunderised undertakings to
make mordant the vague Plague of
redundant rodent roguery)

~ More Mousehole Morsels ~

[DROP].....................................................................

or no "Chocolate Biscuits" at all !!!

.............................................("Chocolate" "[DROP]")

~ Why Count Biscuits ? ~

The "Chocolate Biscuit" produced, or
rather re-produced by "Charlie Mouse"
and his friends is reproduced here :

looking not enorMOUSEly unlike
the unwrapped re-re-produced
"Discount Viscount" "Chocolate Biscuit"
.rapped. about ooooo - about nine pages ago.

Ages ago, (and to this day) Viscount Biscuits
were (and are) available in a pair (another
"pair" !!) of possible varieties (pear was
not one of them, pear would be unbearable
in a "Chocolate Biscuit" and unpairable
as a Viscount "Chocolate Biscuit" given
that Viscount "Chocolate Biscuit"s are
already made in two types and adding a
third should but mustn't create a ".Trio.".

Let "Suzy", with a pair of pals, a pair of squirts
and a pair of teeth tell you why in a pair of ticks,
a pair of pumps and this 1980s .television. .advert. :

Television Advertisement for TRIO Biscuits

1980s Television Advertisement for Trio Chocolate Biscuits. Part of a Series.

~ Why Count Teeth ? ~

A "normal" human adult has thirty two teeth.
"Suzy" has two. I could make a .joke. about
how, following the decay brought on by her
exclusive diet of "Chocolate Biscuit"s, she
was forced to have the majority, the maJAWrity
extracted at a (tooth-hurty) 2:30 <Appointment
with Disappointment> (and disappearing dentition).

~ Disappointment Disclaimer ~

I won't - because, if I do, you might ~ ram my
teeth down my throat ~ for the PUNishable
cRYHME of my "...go [ing] and spoil[ing] it
all by saying somethin('/g) stupid,".

Slap-Happy Hippies' DentisTrio

Turning once mellow-fellows from their
<Bongs & Bongoes>-balanced stupor-torpor,
"Suzy"'s .singing. something stupid(ly) if not
.singing. "Somethin' Stupid" (stupidly) may
have raised the ire of her more musical
mates (the ".Trio." .advertisements. were
another "long "RUN"ning series") to make
formerly slack, happy hippies informally
"Slap-Happy" hippies happy to help the
Health Service to not have to deal with
the stentorian .sweet.-seeking Miss Heil's
devastating dentis".Trio." !

~ Despondant Drillings ~

By knocking her teeth out, if not
(knocking her, knocking her up or)
knocking her out "Suzy"'s maw-mauling
mowler-movers would spare her the
drillings and fillings that would render
anyone depressed and despondant.....

~ "Suzy" "Sucks" ~

.....and allow her, instead, to continue to
fondly suck the succ' of her favourite
.fondant. fillings.

~ "Suzi" "Sucks" ~

"Suzy" is not the only <Soo-Zee>
who "sucks". Here "Suzi" "sucks" -
and thus we have another "pair".

~ <Soo-Zees> "Suck" ~

I don't know if "Suzy" and "Suzi"
are a "pair" I don't know if they
are <au pairs>, I don't know if
"Suzy and "Suzi" are a "pair"
of <au pairs> or if they are
a "pair" of <au pairs>
who would "suck" a "pair" or
if they are a "pair" (of <au pairs>
or NO PEARS) who would
"suck" something (stupid) that came
(in or) out of "a pair..." or if all
of this is "suckiness" taken to the extreme.

Suzi (Wants Her All Day What ?)

Let's take our (tongue-tied) (and twisted)
sisters to see (not "Twisted Sister" but)
how to "pair" big hair with flair in "Extreme".

"Extreme" Perform "Suzi (Wants Her All Day
What?) - Live at The Beacon Theater (1993)

Audience participation is invited from (the
not-yet-participating audience and) 6m43
in this wise :

Transcript Segment Start ----->

GARY CHERONE :

Everybody say : "Yeah-(')air". Say !

AUDIENCE :

Yeah-(')air.

GARY CHERONE :

Everybody say : "Yeah-(')air".

AUDIENCE :

Yeah-(')air.

GARY CHERONE :

Say : "Yeah ! Yeah !"

AUDIENCE :

Yeah ! Yeah !

GARY CHERONE :

Say : "Yeah ! Yeah !"

AUDIENCE :

Yeah ! Yeah !

GARY CHERONE :

"Yeah ! Yeah !"

AUDIENCE :

Yeah ! Yeah !

GARY CHERONE :

"Yeah ! Yeah !"

AUDIENCE :

Yeah ! Yeah !

GARY CHERONE :

Yeah

<----- Transcript Segment End

.....where apostrophes : --> "(')" <-- surely
signify a missing "h", (if not a missing "H").

Say : "Yeah --> HAIR <-- !"

~ Yeah --> HAIR <--Yee-Har ! ~

Haspirationally, haspirated, here is the
dialogue again - this time it has come
over all un-in-need-of-a-comb-over
due to the .transcript. being treated to
a dose of textual Hair Restorer :

~ Hair Restorer Transcript ~

GARY CHERONE :

Everybody say : "Yeah --> HAIR <-- ". Say !

AUDIENCE :

Yeah --> HAIR <--.

GARY CHERONE :

Everybody say : "Yeah --> HAIR <-- ".

AUDIENCE :

Yeah --> HAIR <--.

GARY CHERONE :

Say : "Yeah ! Yeah !"

AUDIENCE :

Yeah ! Yeah !

GARY CHERONE :

Say : "Yeah ! Yeah !"

AUDIENCE :

Yeah ! Yeah !

GARY CHERONE :

"Yeah ! Yeah !"

AUDIENCE :

Yeah ! Yeah !

GARY CHERONE :

"Yeah ! Yeah !"

AUDIENCE :

Yeah ! Yeah !

GARY CHERONE :

Yeah

~ Yeah ~

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