The Doritos' "You
Make It, We Play It"
requirement was that their ad' should have
a duration of precisely 29 seconds.
~
Doritos Advert - Technical Tackling ~
I cut the provided,
lengthier, royalty-free music to
adhere to this strict time limit,
scribbled some words,
squawked them and then had a <<GIANT fight>>
coaxing (via last-resort <screen-capture> (!) rather
than <expected .Export.>)
the defiant, non-compliant, .iClone.-crashing
(not "make a splash"ing
(or a living)) saily boats 'n' the (low
poly(gon) (if
not (no "Polly"
(gone ?)) low polyunsaturated (?))
snackfoods - "jump through hoops".
There's a really bad(/over-subtle)
visual pun where
the pallet
represents apalate
being over-run by
its (toe-tappin') "taste
bud(d)(ie)s".
The clichéd flying saucer (this
one unidentified
as a literal piece of crockery
(mockery ?)) brimming
with dippily dippable <<Salsa Sauce>>) pays a
flying visit because the winning entry was to be : <<<broadcast into
outer space>>>.
Anyway, as ever, EVERYTHING is
secondary to ~ THE WORDS ~
which appear here --->
~
Tropic of Capricorn (Chips) Song Lyrics ~
MY
LYRICS WRITTEN TO SOME
JAUNTY, ROYALTY-FREE MUSIC
SUPPLIED BY DORITOS
The Tortilla
Flotilla's a Larder Armada
Where Corn Chips have borne ships
There's no plain sailing
'f it's flavour you favour, a saucer of Salsa
Will "float your boat" better than balsa wood could
It's
Doritos
The Fleet knows
Can keep them on their toes
In our dream the Sour Cream jives with the Chives
Watch the Dorsal endorse all and force ev'ry morsel
To skip and slip into the Dip
Mark
your barque with an erudite BITE !
~
Original Upload Without Lyric Surtitles ~
~ and the last
shall be first ~
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