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Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art

Day Of(f) Wra(i)th
Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art

~ Wednesday December 10 2003 ~

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It is September 2009 and I am adding a "Breakdown"
to this post. The newly-.composed. "Commentary"
is to follow the bleating (and not-worth-repeating)
"Little Pats on the Head" paragraphs that were the
"Day Of(f) Wra(i)th" eGreeting's heralds when I
began this Requiem "writing" as a <LESS MESS>
"NeatRetreat" WordPress.com blog in October 2008.

I have since (November 2009) retreated
from "NeatRetreat" BACK HERE to
www.somethingstupid.plus.com

The .animation. was made in late 2003, "haste"
and the dining-room.

~ Little Pats on the Head ~

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Much in the manner (if not "Much in the manner"
of the Manor of Much Wenlock and not ~ tying
the knot
~ "Much in the manner" of the manner
of wedlock in the Manor of Much Wenlock -
perhaps there's a deadlock, though THAT'd be
hemlock
) that the first ".poem." I sent to
abctales.com
was "Cherry Picked" - with
subsequent .scribblings. all unhonoured -
startlingly, My First Flash got a nod from
the B3ta Newsletter which helped give me the
energy to quickly complete : my second attempt...
in a(n) (many many seconds) effort to catch
.Christmas....but ~ Try (as I might ~ ((as a (trite)
mite (might)) try) Two (Remember (December))
fell flat.

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A noob with the Macromedia multimedia
program - I created the entire .presentation.
within a SINGLE scene - a terrible technique
causing EVERY element to be chaotically stacked
with all editing re(.choir. ?)quiring a FULL
(playful ? ~ play the fool ~ ?) play-through. It took
me a complete weekend just to do the sequence
with the spinning crystals and when I reached
my sELF-IMPosed deadline of St. Nicholas' Day
I skimped a tadge on the quantity of
envelopes that I would have preferred to
have included.

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I was purty amazed to have "lucked out"
noticing passable English phrases, within
the Latin (annunciation ?) .enunciation.
for the WHOLE, holy .song.. The alterations
brought themselves particularly to the fore
in this specific recording of Mozart's
.music. and Thomas of Celæno's words.

I think my distortions are nothing short of a

~ LYRICAL MIRACLE ~

the mutually tickled, however, are in a minority.

Nevertheless, I shall continue with a

~ MOZART MONDEGREEN BREAKDOWN ~

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You can view the lengthy (19+ tercet) "Dies Irae"
poem at Wikipedia
. Mozart only .musicalised.
a small section of the beginning of that text, six
lines
, in fact ; chopped up and rammed home
REPEATEDLY in this arrangement --->

 

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DIES IRAE

Dies iræ, dies illa
solvet sæclum in favilla
teste David cum Sibylla

Quantus tremor est futurus
quando judex est venturus
cuncta stricte discussurus !

Dies iræ, dies illa
solvet sæclum in favilla
teste David cum Sibylla

Quantus tremor est futurus
quando judex est venturus
cuncta stricte discussurus !

Quantus tremor est futurus
Dies irae, dies illa
Quantus tremor est futurus
Dies irae, dies illa

Quantus tremor est futurus
Quantus tremor est futurus
quando judex est venturus
cuncta stricte discussurus !

cuncta stricte
cuncta stricte
stricte discussurus !

cuncta stricte
cuncta stricte
stricte discussurus !

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I did not have access to this Latin when I created
the following derangement which was arrived at
(im)purely ~ by ear ~ (in the style of a wishful-thinking
Columbus imposing the domineering WILL of his
tongue on "the natives").

A visual adaptation of the original text could
NEVER

have resulted in the wild deviations of these
Anglicised and empurpled
:

~ MIS-HEARD LYRICS ~

 

Deepest feeling -
Dies iræ,
Sleepless fever
dies illa
Solid silver -
solvet sæclum
Live for fear
in favilla
Crystal diet holds him near
teste David cum Sibylla

Haunt us ghost of Taurus
Quantus tremor est futurus
Hearken holy chorus
quando judex est venturus
Knower's Arc will speak to - Discuss all this
cuncta stricte discussurus !

Deepest feeling -
Dies iræ,
Sleepless fever
dies illa
Solid silver -
solvet sæclum
Live for fear

in favilla
Krystle diet holds him near
teste David cum Sibylla

Haunters' dreadful, wrestful taunts
Quantus tremor est futurus
Are not uselessness - They've torn us
quando judex est venturus
Cold heart's Queen will dismal scorn us
cuncta stricte discussurus !

Hark ! The twirling al-aways will adorn us
Quantus tremor est futurus
Dizzy Dizzy
Dies irae, dies illa
Hark ! The threat more or less will have taught us
Quantus tremor est futurus
Dizzy Desire
Dies irae, dies illa

Hark ! The threatened al-aways will talk
Quantus tremor est futurus
Not to save the least of the fawners
Quantus tremor est futurus
Allelujah sends victorious
quando judex est venturus
All lost sentience to saunas
cuncta stricte discussurus !

God is "'nit"ing
cuncta stricte
Gorgeous nickers
cuncta stricte
Send your Christmas orders
stricte discussurus !

God is "R.I.P."(p)ing
cuncta stricte
Gorgeous knickers
cuncta stricte
Send your Christmas orders
stricte discussurus !

~ NO NONSENSE ENGLISH TRANSLATION ~

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I have found a number of online English translations
of the portion of "Dies Irae" that Mozart chose.
None
of these is as direct and clinical as I had expected.

The sacred .script. is a .POEM. - and is treated as
such with the nuance and ambiguity of .ART. taking
precedence over the precision of exactitude.
There is a LOT of variation between suggestions
and no small deviation where scholars have taken
pleasure in ~#~embellishing~#~ or slanting
the meaning - adding their own personalities
.artistry. and [RULES !] of .rhythm. and .rhyme..

Franklin Johnson's nineteenth century discussion
of this .craft. is available to download or read
online via this link to archive.org -->

The Dies Irae - An English Version in
Double Rhymes with an Essay and Notes

Having looked up all the words and phrases in
William Whitaker's online WORDS - Latin-to-English
& English-to-Latin Dictionary
, I felt a little at a loss
as to the PROPER definitions of, particularly,
"sæclum" and "discussurus".

"sæclum" appears to mean "everyone" - it is
linked to "age", "generation", "breed", "race",
"present time/age/century", "people born at a time" -
and yet most translations interpret this as the less
person
al "world" - as if it is the PLANET that is
to be emphasised as
being .incinerated. rather than
the globe's population bearing the brunt of .incendiary.
.red-hot. wrath.
(That's not <Tim with a temperature>...)

The Latin for "world" is NOT "sæclum" ;
it is, chiefly, "mondus".

"discussurus", in its form meaning "plead case",
probably gives us our
modern English "discussion".
I never realised that there was a defensive and judicial
twang to this commonly lightly-applied term nor that it

implied
a high level of vigor (if not outright violence).
It is formed from "di" meaning "apart" and "quartere"
meaning "shake". Thus to discuss is to "shake apart"
(and
if we discuss "discuss" enough we will discuss it
(and discuss it) ("Disgusting !" ? ...There's no
disguising it.)).

This "shaking apart" could be as powerful as a
"blowing up" - and most fitting for the
end-of-the-world <caught in court> scenario
that is the subject matter of the eerie "Dies Irae".
The online Latin-to-English Dictionary weighs in
favour of the destructive and annihilative -
grouping : "strike down", "shatter", "dissipate"
and "bring to naught" without mentioning the
scales or measures that refine many a-honing.

If it's a puzzle, you might "solvet". For balance
within a sentence, "solvet" taken as "scatter"
rather than "loosen", "release", "unbind", "untie",
"free","pay off" or "pay back" matches (Bah-boom !)
the "(glowing) ashes" of a "favilla" that could
alternatively be (undark) "sparks"
or (amber) "embers".

Dies iræ, dies illa
solvet sæclum in favilla
teste David cum Sibylla

Quantus tremor est futurus
quando judex est venturus
cuncta stricte discussurus !

~ KNOW NONSENSE (?) ENGLISH IMPOSITION ~

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An angel is a divine messenger. I found a quartet
of these characters proving themselves to be
high-minded yet stabling influences over a holy
household in Domenico Ghirlandaio's 15th Century
.painting. : "Adoration of the Magi".

Adoration of the magi by Domenico Ghirlandio (1488)
Adoration of the Magi by Domenico Ghirlandaio (1488)

I detailed the "detail" to enrôle their scroll...

Angelic Quartet DETAIL from Domenico Ghirlandaio's "Adoration of the Magi"
Angelic Quartet DETAIL from Domenico Ghirlandaio's "Adoration of the Magi"

...and relay the alternate English script of the
mis-heard "Dies Irae".

Sleepless Fever
Sleepless Fever
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(~) Swept into outer space
(and not ~ under the carpet ~())),
our gliding guides, humble before Hubble,
are not star-struck by the .sweating. stealer
left, .damp., .doomed. and .damned., on the
left. He is Paul Newman portraying
the thief Butch Cassidy in
the 1969 cowboy crime caper .film.
"Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
".

Although this .source. would suggest that a
"Sleepless Fever" has been brought about
by a .nauseating. nervousness incited by the
fear of being forced to imminently em-belly
a breadbasket full of Bolivian bullets...

...perhaps, amongst .Paul Newman's Sauces.
are some supremely spicy varieties that might
stimulate similar skin-.soaking. symptoms.

Oooo ! Indeedy-do... and with a tag-line :

~ A HEAVENLY SAUCE THAT'S STRAIGHT FROM HELL ~

that couldn't be more pertinent, "Newman's
Own Hot and Spicy Sauce
" is available
from online supermarket Ocado.

Solid Silver, Live for Fear
Solid Silver, Live for Fear
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This "Solid Silver" is not sullied .silver. and the
silver "service"
(is that cut-above-cutlery for the
bestestest of butlery ?) can only be religious if
the primate is a primate.

Crystal Diet Holds Him Near
Crystal diet hold him near
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Literal (glitter-all) crystals litter all.

Christ Surrounded by Musician Angels by Hans Memling
"Christ Surrounded by Musician Angels" by Hans Memling
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Here's Jesus with a (crystal/Christ-all)
circlet, encircled by .singers.. For hours
of fun - try pairing (not paring)
Hans
' cloned .choristers.' hands.

Haunt us ghost of Taurus
Haunt us ghost of Taurus
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I
paired them with Domenico Ghirlandaio's
devout .shouters. (and the shady apparition
of a (<cow>-y but non <kow-tow>-y)
constellation)...

Hearken Holy Chorus
Hearken holy chorus

...then each other. The black box (with a
strip ripped from it by my .avi.-encoder)
is a volume-gauge, a decibel detector dial.
In this auditory capacity, perhaps it would
be of use to Black Box.

Linked...:

decibels

...the Missing.

~ Noah's Ark is Knower's Arc ~

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Knower's Arc
Knower's Arc will speak to

To the rear and the right we see an .ornamental.
"Noah's Ark", carved from precious metals,
perhaps borne both from and to a .Pot o' Gold .

In common with the angels ahead of it, its rail is
the route of the rainbow. This coloured curve
is the "Knower's Arc". The sign that the dreadful
.deluge. has desisted - a marker to Man, from his
Maker, of the Covenant - God's promise to the
meek to not seek to destroy them again...

...er well, at least not until Revelation's segregations.

Discuss all this
Discuss all this
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To turn a U.F.O. (Unidentified Flying Object)
into an I.F.O. (Identified Flying Object), I must
state that the sable spinner is a "Discus"
drawn from "Discuss"...

Deepest Feeling
Deepest feeling
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Wonky-legged in a (numbered) singlet and
sporting .sporty. (spectrum-speckled) (quite
long) shorts is (multi-coloured) multi-Olympic-
.Gold.-Medal-winning Lithuanian .athlete.
Virgilijus Alenka
- as the thrower of
the discussed discus.

Beside him (if not ~ beside himself ~)
is Santa Claus - as the ((w)ry(e) ?)
catcher
of the Noah's Ark model
from the previous .screenshot..

Live for fear
Live for fear
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This second set of "Solid Silver" cutlery
includes a .knife. and .fork. with skeletal
handles. These boney blades are buddies
with the bearded .Beelzebub. behind
and, together, represent the "haunters"
in the next...

haunters' dreadful, wrestful taunts
haunters' dreadful, wrestful taunts

... .picture. in which we see a rather rocky
gemstone
"Crystal diet" succeeded
by a .deadly.-drumstick-driven
"Krystle (Carrington) diet".

No chicken, she uses food to fend off
(hunger pangs AND) a .fearsome fiend .

They've torn us
They've torn us
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In a tumult, where Krystle Carrington did
not chew malt, that <champ of chomp>
finds she can't keep everything under
her hat
so Heaven, "the heavens" and
Linda Evans
open...to reveal...

Cold Heart's Queen will dismal scorn us
Cold heart's Queen will dismal scorn us

...not the Seven Seas and not the Seven Seals
but a .clime. where seven seals might climb
<clubbing
together> gleefully with .squeals.
the (.Ice. (.Cream. )) Queen of Hearts (and
hidden parts (that cards discard)) conceals
while the .blood. of the <shocked !> <shopped !>
barbarously-bludgeoned bubs congeals.

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You might ~ pipe your eye ~
that they had to .die.
but these...

Singers and Pipers Detail from Hans Memling's Last Judgment Triptich
Singers and Pipers Detail from Hans Memling's Last Judgment Triptych

... .pipers. from on high...
... (the flower (?) of The Tower ?)

Last Judgment Triptich by Hans Memling
Last Judgment Triptych by Hans Memling

...will not cry Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Last Judgment Pipers
Last Judgment Pipers

...as they melt what's dealt.

The threat more or less will have taught us
The threat more or less will have taught us
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This .image. shows what <torture taught ya>.
School and education is represented by a
.chalked-on blackboard. showing the
simple symbols ".>." (greater than) and
".<." (less than) to (more or less) .express.
the "more or less" of the .lyric.. The
two blue items are thumbscrews.

Dizzy Desire
Dizzy Desire
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Celestial spiralling is enough to make anyone
dizzy, but not everyone has as much right to
~ blow their own trumpet ~ as Dizzy Gillespie.


The threatened al-aways will talk
The threatened al-aways will talk
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With those thumbscrews out of sight (but not
out of mind), it is sure that "The threatened
al-aways will talk
" yet rarely may they be
guaranteed to ~ speak for themselves ~ as,
too woeful to waffle, this momentarily mute,
glazed-eyed Ventriloquist's Mannequin won't
(and wooden) dispute.

Not to save the least of the fawners
Not to save the least of the fawners
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He is ~ struck dumb ~ only until jaw-droppingly,
.voice.-throwingly, he succumbs, un-numbs and
becomes a "struck" Dummy ; .giggle.-less
but .garrulous..

All lost sentience to saunas
All lost sentience to saunas
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Fawner than the "fawner", browner than
the frowner, and <.HOT. as Hades>, this
gospel lady's tossing her triumph-trophy
and .singing. a winning "Allelujah" to
Jehovah 'n' a grinning, pallid puppet -
part Blur, part Zoë Ball.


Divinity-Depicting Detail from "The Creation of Adam" by Michelangelo
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It's [RUDE !] to point...

........to a point.

It's also [RUDE !] to turn up with a bunch of
petty potty putti people and then not say
who they are. Apart from God, I can only
recognise Kate Moss.

The Grand Designer, the Greater Creator
is supposed to be fashioning Adam,
model
ling him "in His own .image.".

Detail of Adam's Face from "The Creation of Adam" by Michelangelo (and God)
Detail from "The Creation of Adam" by Michelangelo (and God)
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I'm really not sure he's all he's cracked
up
to be
, and, frustratingly, he's the second
person in this blog-post who looks EXACTLY
like "a girl I knew at school" (...it's not the
SAME girl) who I <completely can't tell
you about> because YOU "won't know her
from Adam
".

Add : "Damn !"


Adam ; At a stretch, he's a bit of a layabout
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Arguably, not only limp-wristed, if we gain
some perspective, we can (hardly) see that
this mellow fellow is a little less like that girl
from school ; "little" being the operative...and
what's all that phallic buckety asparagus stuff
getting (and being) groped at the bottom
(by a gripper not Agrippa) ?

Clearly it is not a clean-shaven (un-barbed),
.birthday-suited. (un-garbed), Adam Eden who is
the most obvious (Earthy and) .Earthly. physical
noitcelfer of the grizzled (and grizzly ?) God
of Michelangelo's .pink-frocked. pointer.

Instead, bearing gifts, .ruby-robed. and in hirsute
pursuit of Godly goodliness, the man "Our Father"
far more closely resembles is our "Father Christmas".

Shimmy Santa 70 New PC

Why else would Santa be cradling the Ark ???

God is "'nit"ing
God is "nit"ing
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The text "God is "'nit"ing" refers not
only to the sartorially fully-woolly knotting
of knitting well-spread threads but also to
the un-homing combing, the unespousing
de-lousing of Nits.

As well as being a derogatory term applied
to one perceived to be an ingnoramous (one
should never ignore Amos), a "Nit" is the egg
or nymph of a head-louse. Look carefully and
you will see them there (a pair) ...among
the fair hair.

Gorgeous nickers
Gorgeous nickers
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God has one knitted "nit" still caught in his
quiff, there is a violet egg on the cloud
beneath the banner by the angels' knees
whilst the leggiest of the trio falls towards a
moustachioed Robert Redford. In the guise
of gun-slinger Harry Longabaugh, he stands
above the law, below the Lord and to the right
of his ~ right hand man ~ and "Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid
" co-star Paul Newman.
Together these thieving heart-throbs may be
collectivised as : "Gorgeous nickers". To
"nick" is to "re-appropriate".

God is "R.I.P."ping
God is "R.I.P."(p)ing
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A Trinity.of (w)(hol(e)y) (mean) meanings
in this "God is "R.I.P."ping" .screenshot..

...1..
A DESCRIPTION OF THE DIVINITY

"God is ripping" = general high praise for God
.expressed. in hoighty-toighty 1920's toff .slang..

...2..
A DESCRIPTION OF THE DIVINITY'S ACTIVITY

"God is ripping" = God is tearing, He is calling
a garment a "varmint" (whether "Weasels Ripped
My Flesh
" (or the "Word made flesh") none or
Nun
of the (Lord) Above).

...3..
A DESCRIPTION OF ANOTHER OF THE
DIVINITY'S ACT(OF GOD)IVITIES

"God is "R.I.P."ing" = God, the giveth-er and
taketh-away-er-er of all things, is fonder of
grave
than of graven .images.. Two tombstones
are divined behind (defined, refined, as Moses'
"Tablets" - bitter pills, .sweet., .sugar.-coated)...

Gorgeous knickers
Gorgeous knickers
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Ahh ! NOT ".sugar.-coated" but <pastel-panted>
by these (late) bloomers, harking, with their
rainbow
colours, back to the Ark and Alenka -
plus - who's to say what "Gorgeous knickers"
the "Gorgeous nickers" tucked 'twixt their
chaps
' chaps and slicker kickers' spats ?!

Send your Christmas orders
Send your Christmas orders
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This is where I am ~ pushing the envelope ~
(if not the (much higher) number of envelopes
I would ideally have added as non-dismissive
missives) and ~ my luck ~ to suggest that this
Mozart Mondegreen could contend to be a
festive .e-greeting..

As a 10MB .Flash. File, the narrowband
>>>>>constraints<<<<<
of 2003 meant that I sent this to no one.

Take Note !
Take Note !
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I think we've all had more than enough of
these notes on .notes.. The banner should
ban 'er, yer honour - be gone-er !

Dizzying Dizzy Dizzy-ing
Dizzying Dizzy Dizzy-ing
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The world whirled into a horn forlorn.

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Fast Films - Original Films, Poems, Songs, Greetings, Animations and Jokes Organised into Playlists for Easy Viewing

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Random Remarks - Bloggifications - Commentary - Observations

BLOGGIFICATIONS
COMMENTARY
OBSERVATIONS

Status, Stasis &
Statistical Spoddery


Status, Stasis & Statistical Spoddery - Click for Dynamic Tweets, Book and Music Charts

BOOK & MUSIC CHARTS
TOP TOME TOPICS
TWITTER WITTERINGS
WORDS WORDS WORDS

Lookie-Likies

Lookie-Likies - Click for Lookalikes

DOPPELGÄNGERS
FAMOUS FACES
F(R)AME-LESS FACES
LOOKALIKES
MORPHS
PEOPLE
PORTRAITS
POSERS & POSEURS

Half-cut Offcuts & Software Screencasts

Half-cut Offcuts & Software Screencasts - Click for Tasters of and Diversions from Various Creativity Software Packages

EXPERIMENTS
LEARNING
SCREENCASTS
SILLY OLD THINGS
SOFTWARE DEMOS
WORKS IN PROGRESS

Original Unoriginals
Original Unoriginals - Click for My Re-Readings and Re-Presentations of Famous and Lesser Known Poems and Stories Written by OTHER People (Whatever THEY are)
ORIGINAL READINGS
UNORIGINAL POEMS
UNORIGINAL STORIES
24 SEP 2009 :
Reactionary
Rant and
Screencasts
about
PhotoDraw


Microsoft PhotoDraw 2000 V2 Triple CD Case Image - There's an Elegant Elephant

PROTEST POST
IMAGE EDITING
SCREENCASTS

14 AUG 2009 :
Kit Cat Kid's
Cause "fur"
(Non-Compliant) Complaint


Thumbnail Portrait Paw Trait of Kit Cat Kid - Splashable Star of Original Rhyming Children's Poem Kit Cat Kid's Cause "fur" (Non-Compliant) Complaint - a comic verse about bath-time defiance

CHILDREN'S POEM
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JUN 2009 :
William Blake's
"Lamb-like
Wail"


Thumbnail of a Gripped Eyeball - A still from my multimedia version of William Blake's The Tyger - William Blake's Lamb-like Wail. Part 3 of a series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
1 OF MY FAVOURITES

30 NOV 2008 :
Emma Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"


Thumbnail Still of the Statue of Liberty's Golden Mask - Click and you will witness it speaking the words of Emma Lazarus's poem "The New Colossus" in its native French Accent. Part 2 of a Series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

10 AUG 2008 :
W.H. Auden's
"O where are
you going ?"


Thumbnail still from the Poetic Post Card - O where are you going - an animated greeting version of Wystan Hugh Auden's poem read aloud in a Welsh accent with further discussion of influence and origin

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

04 MAY 2008:
The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)

Thumbnail still of some sailing boats with Doritos for sails. They were made for a competition using Reallusion's iclone animation software - and illustrate part of a comic rhyming song I wrote to fit some prescribed music

COMPETITION ENTRY
AUDIO-EDITING
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

07 FEB 2008 :
The
Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine


Thumbnail of a still from a comic animated greeting I made which takes part of St. Augustine's Confessions and has them sung by medieval characters painted by Benozzo Gozzoli

PANTING PAINTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
MULTIPLE CHARACTERS
VOICE PROCESSING
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

18 JAN 2008 :
Black and White
at The White House


Thumbnail still from my morphing animation of all the Presidents of the United States of America

MORPHING MORPHINE
FACIAL ANIMATION
FANTAMORPH 1st GO
HISTORICAL HEADS

08 JAN 2008 :
((He(e) Be(e))
G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
"London Town"


Thumbnail still of former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown singing a Karaoke Version of Hubert Gregg's classic song "London Town" whilst on the London Lazy Och Eye the New Noo

SURPRISING SINGING
AUDIO EDITING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

01 DEC 2007 :
The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)

Thumbnail still from my competition entry comic poem about the sub-prime market financial crisis

COMPETITION ENTRY
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL TOPICAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (BLUFFTITLER)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

17 SEP 2007 :
Unguessed
Ghost Guest


Thumbnail still of a funerary cupid that speaks the words of Branwell Bronte's character Alexander Percy as he describes an angelic vision to his mother

STEREO MONOLOGUE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUN 2007 :
These Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth


Thumbnail still from a film illustrating my attempts to create a pair of virtual Wellington Boots using Reallusion software's first CloneCloth release

CLOTHES DESIGN
CUSTOM CONTENT
SOFTWARE DEMO

17 MAR 2007 :
SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie


Thumbnail still of a virtual Patrick Bronte singing and dancing The Bold Fisherman in St.Michaels - that's the Church not the Department Store - although I've not checked the label for libel - or a Bible

iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

02 MAR 2007 :
iClone
Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example


Thumbnail still from a sequence showing a custom choreography animation playing in Reallusion software's iClone Motion Editor

SOFTWARE DEMO
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION

18 OCT 2006 :
Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)


Thumbnail still from my original animation of some original hymnal song lyrics I wrote

COMPETITION ENTRY
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
2D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PHOTODRAW)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

12 AUG 2006 :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip


Thumbnail still of a virtual Jimmy Greaves playing Carl Jung with Father Christmas as Sigmund Freud in my original song with comic rhyming lyrics about soccer and psychoanalysis

JUST FOR FUN
ONLY MY FAVOURITE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

07 JUN 2006 :
The
Ratcatcher's
Daughter


Thumbnail still of Mr. Kitten Caboodle the virtual cat verminator star of the iClone animated song and dance Victorian parliament tree tease The Ratcatcher's Daughter

VICTORIAN VERMINATOR
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG AND DANCE
VOICE ACTING

23 APR 2006 :
Toil in Soil

Thumbnail still of a Singing Gnome frrom an animated greeting created with Reallusion's Crazy Talk Software. His delivery is of original rhyming lyrics.

GARDEN GUARDIAN
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

18 FEB 2006 :
Animal Rites

Thumbnail still of a virtual Ancient Greek girl relating a monologue about vegetarianism, barbecues and the Eleusian Mysteries religious cult

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING

21 JAN 2006 :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP
Turned Up

Thumbnail portrait of a virtual scarecrow in a field of rape. He looks like Vincent Van Gogh amomg his sunflowers but that is not who he is. He is singing original rhyming lyrics to a well-known tune and dancing with a custom choreography create by hand in Reallusion iClone Motion Editor

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

05 NOV 2005 :
EWE Who
"Yoo Hoo !"
a Good
(Hidin') Heidi


Thumbnail portrait of a little lamb who is a who who is a singing sheep singing original rhymng lyrics in a greeting set to a familiar tune

ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

13 JUN 2005 :
Knowledge
of Porridge


Thumbnail still of the little old woman and a bear taken from my Flash MX animated re-working of poet laureate Robert Southey's story of The Three Bears. It predates Goldilocks. The film features HIS version of the plot re-worked by me with brand new original rhyming lyrics to a musical theatre tune.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

24 AUG 2004 :
Quem Pastores

Thumbnail portrait of a woman who may be Elizabeth Branwell the sister-in-law of Patrick Bronte. Here she is singing my original rhyming hymn lyrics set to the "tune" of the German carol Quem Pastores

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUL 2004 :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning
with the
Dhoop Dope


Thumbnail still from my original rhyming comic anti-poetry poem about hating school - Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dope Dhoop

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
VOICE ACTING

12 JAN 2004 :
Aisle Evil -
((Pep-) Talk
Like a Pirate)


Thumbnail portrait of the piratical gruff old man singer of Aisle Evil - ((Pep))Talk Like a Pirate. The song is set to a familiar instrumental and features original rhyming lyrics

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JAN 2004 :
Bitter Man's
Vitamins


Thumbnail sitll of Ross the Sloth the virtual animated speaker of my original rhyming poem about health and fitness. The rhyme is called "Bitter Man's Vitamins"

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

10 DEC 2003 :
Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art

Thumbnail still from Day of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st ('art) - It is a Flash MX animated version of the Dies Irae from the Requiem Mass. All the Latin lyrics have been replaced with English soundalikes. I was ABLE to hear them and relay the result.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
MISHEARD LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)

06 NOV 2003 :
Flash(in') in
the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent


Thumbnail still from my Flash MX animation of a cheeky comic song about physical flexbility. It features original rhyming lyrics set to a well-known tune

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE PROCESSING

04 MAY 1999:
Prayer the Brontës' Father
Taught Us'


Thumbnail still of a JOINT parody of the Lord's Prayer and a sewing sampler made by Anne Bronte when t'lass worrr proporrrr titchy

GRAPHICS EDITING
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL PARODY
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

 

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