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Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dhoop Dope

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This is my third .Flash MX. .animation.. It was
.created. in .2004., as an .adaptation. of some
.scribblings. dating from .2pm on April 16th 1998..

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Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dhoop Dope
(An Animated Anti-Poetry Poem)

Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dhoop Dope (link to FLASH)

~ Monday 12 July 2004 ~

Unlike the .avi. .screen-capture. that I used as a
source for the embedded High Quality YouTube
stream, the FLASH original is not .marred. by
the inability to completely cope with and
correctly render .animated. .gifs. that have
.BLACK BACKGROUNDS..

Nevertheless, the YouTube version makes
viewing (and listening) more plausible (as
its playback's welcomely pauseable). I will
detail the <missing .graphic.> and explain
the (.bad.) .joke. (it blanks out blinks making
""forty winks"" .faulty. winks) in the breakdown.

~ Mundane Mo(u)rning - The YouTube Version ~

Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dhoop Dope

The Words - Penned April 16th 1998 (A Thursday)

Ev'ry single Monday morning
I can't hide my weary yawning
Poetry is really boring
Most of it just has me snoring

The trouble is that Teacher thinks
Well, Teacher SAYS that "forty winks"
Is "...not appropriate behaviour for [her] classroom
and [I] should learn to control my baser instinc's,"
But that's O.K. - 'cause Teacher STINKS !

~ THE <CHALK & TALK> BREAKDOWN ~

EV'RY single

This is the same .image. of a . blackboard.
as that which appeared in my second
.Flash MX.-created eGreeting.

It isn't black
(I can reveal,
,,,,,,,like teal),
it is green (which may give grounds
for you supposing it to be potentially
"ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY"
- even in environs as
mentally UNfriendly as those
common to (too common) schools.

A throw-back to dazed days of "Chalk and Talk",
it would not have to be <plugged in> (by/...)
the (not necessarily that "up-front") one (,)
up front (,) who, invariably, could probably
do with being a tadge more <switched on>.

It is not the only board to feature in this
(not-a-.Feature-.)" .film." - the second is
the teacher (known herein as "Teacher")'s
mortarboard, the third is the bored of the
too oft'-ignored, petulant pupil,
the couplet-ing complainer.

In the .still. above (if it's still above and you
haven't .done an Oedipus to yourself.), you can
see most of the abbreviated word "EV'RY" (short
for "EVERY") written by an invisible hand with
a (risible ?) visible
<stalk of chalk>,
rested as the stalk of "Y".

Hmm..... I like the .construction. :
"...rested as the stalk of Y,".

~ For the <RECORD> ~, the hollow black circle
is (not the void left where the contrite, "complex",
Colonus colonist .grimly gouged..both his cornea
and its cut-out container but) a <SINGLE> of the
((i-Pod pre-dating) eye-popping-out-erly)
.popastic. <SEVEN INCH VINYL> variety.

Not
a picture disc
but
a .picture. of a disc,
it .forms. a rebus...

...if not "¡Arriba!"s...

...unless it is Pat Boone's sixties SINGLE :

Streamed by Last.FM

Just a little scratch

The "needle" on the .record. (.audibly.) provides
~ just a little <scratch> ~. Is it academic that
this <hyper(text)dermic> could end the endemic
.epidemic. that <<don't delight us>> as :
<< SCHOOLITIS >> ?

Monday morning

The unHappy Mondays are sequentially
rung round in red (these are not tainted,
sainted latter (what's the matter ?) day
Red Letter Day Red Rings of Death but the
read wrings of Mundane Brain .Death.).

I c'

For the "I c'" .sound. in "I can't hide..." : a
.BLACK & WHITE. .snapshot. of Mr. David Icke.

can't

For the "can't" .sound. in "I can't hide..." : a
monochrome Mr. Immanuel Kant.

I could've used solely "I. Kant" and excised
David.

I didn't want to.

I didn't need to.

To ask viewers to truncate "Immanuel" to
"I", within a second, supposing that they had
recognised the philosopher's .portrait. in the first
place, is unrealistic of me.

Fancy.

The cant of this "Kant", like the Cant of
"Brian Cant canters to Canterbury", relies on
a (typically northern) short-form .pronunciation.
of "can't" that is at odds with the southern
standard English "caRn't" evident in the .audio..

hide

For the "hide" .sound. in "I can't hide..." :
Mr.Hyde, unbidden, becomes unhidden - he
appears and appears (with ape ears ?) to be
more of a Simian Simeon style of shape-shifter
than the reptilian rapscallions David dislIc(k)es.

This Edward Hyde is the character as played
by Fredric March in the 1931 film adaptation
of Robert Louis Stevenson's .short story., "The
Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde", a .tale.
that could have been entirely inspired by the
.phrase. : "demon drink" and that may be
obtained from Project Gutenberg (:[HERE]).

POETRY

Not
(~ breaking (with TRADITION ~)
(or))
the fourth wall
or
(.painting.) the Forth Bridge,
this is the 4th board,
a board rubber to
~ wipe the slate clean ~
(and the smiles from our faces ~).

really

From the "o" in "Poetry", an "o" that owes
more to odes than .we(.((.e.) (.wee.)) mere minnows),
the <RECORD> retreats and the world is whirled.

boring

This .rebus. for "boring" shows a hairy .hog.,
.pig.-headed enough to have not turned down
the volume of his <boar ringtone>.

Such boorishness may be precisely the sort of
omission deemed as : ""...not appropriate...""
in a ""...classroom...""'s mental environ.

ZZZ

These (Well Re(a)d) <Dancing Zeds>
.represent. the "Zzz" that is the best-known
textual .signifier. of a snore. The trio's
flighty feet are positioned at the "foot"
of a <wooden staircase> with a cut-out
<map of the English county of Bedfordshire>
at the top of that elevation.

This is a (hop, skip, jump and a)
nod to the .phrase. :

~ "Up the wooden stairs to Bedfordshire," ~

There is a Mortarboard resting on its
capital while it can (aren't we all ?).

Teacher thinks

This is a simple <THOUGHT BUBBLE>
made from a dingbat (and by one)
(Hey ! ~ <Stop me and buy one !> ~)
with the EXTRUSION FUNCTION of .Xara 3D..

Emanating (who is Emma Nate ?)
from the now-landed (it wishes)
Mortarboard
it makes that
Mortarboard
a (sort o')
thoughter board
and .illustrates. "Teacher thinks".

Teacher SAYS

Made identically to partner the
<THOUGHT BUBBLE>,
this is a
<SPEECH BUBBLE>
emphasising "Teacher SAYS".

In the fully-functional .Flash. version,
the BLACK AREA is soon populated by
multiple over-lapping instances of the
following .animated. .gif. arriving
at a total of

Forty(Faulty?)Winks

"forty winks" - these ~ on-the-blink ~
blinks are blanks as unfortunate
"faulty winks" in the adapted .avi.
screen capture streamed from
YouTube.

~ Rumour has it ~ , the Mortarboard
finds its rightful home(-roomer) :

"...is not appropriate behaviour for her classroom..."

Here we introduce :
"Teacher" (the teacher)
(not "...Captain, My Captain").

This (buttoned-up) model
(is she moonlighting for a Cardigan Catalogue ?)
is obviously a
<GIFT ITEM >
that is intended to .$£ll.
and, as such,
the (.mo(u)ldy. ?) mo(u)lding's holdings
are an apple
(the .folkloric. receipt of a favoured instructor)
and a bell ;
she has no cane
to restrain
those who would rebel.

Joss Sticks

Buxom and bespectacled, she sticks,
instead, to joss sticks ...

Joss Sticks 2

...and may use incense to insense...
... which, (WITCH ?!), in a sense,
(of innocence ?) has GOTTA be .stinky....

A OK

...yet ~ nothing to be .sneezed. at ~ if she gets
you an "A" and proves all's ~ (")A(") O.K. ~ ...

...and so : "Hoor(")A(")y !"

-----------------------------------

~ How to be VERY UNPOPULAR ~

How to be *Very Unpopular* (at YouTube...):

...make minority interest .vid's.
(with indecipherable titles)
and then twist them
back upon themselves
à la :

Can't Hide : Hyde/Kant

You can also make your .websites. super-shoddy
by being a "Div" about <Div> Tags.

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Greece's shock victory in Euro 2004.

MIGHT'VE MADE ITS

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