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Unlike the .avi.
.screen-capture.
that I used as a
source for the embedded High Quality
YouTube
stream, the FLASH
original is not .marred.
by
the inability to completely cope with and
correctly render .animated.
.gifs.
that have
.BLACK BACKGROUNDS..
Nevertheless, the
YouTube version makes
viewing (and listening) more plausible
(as
its playback's welcomely pauseable).
I will
detail the <missing .graphic.>
and explain
the (.bad.)
.joke.
(it blanks out blinks
making
""forty winks""
.faulty.
winks) in the breakdown.
~ Mundane Mo(u)rning - The YouTube Version ~
Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dhoop Dope
The Words - Penned April 16th 1998 (A Thursday)
Ev'ry single
Monday morning
I can't hide my weary yawning
Poetry is really boring
Most of it just has me snoring
The
trouble is that Teacher thinks
Well, Teacher SAYS that "forty winks"
Is "...not appropriate behaviour for
[her] classroom
and [I]
should learn to control my baser instinc's,"
But that's O.K. - 'cause Teacher STINKS !
This is the same .image.
of a .
blackboard.
as that which appeared in my second
.Flash
MX.-created eGreeting.
It isn't black
(I can reveal,
,,,,,,,like teal),
it is green
(which may give
grounds
for you supposing it to be potentially
"ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY"
- even in environs as
mentally
UNfriendly
as those
common to (too common) schools.
A throw-back to dazed days of "Chalk and
Talk",
it would not have to be <plugged
in> (by/...)
the (not necessarily that "up-front") one
(,)
up front (,) who, invariably, could probably
do with being a tadge more <switched
on>.
It is not the only board
to feature in this
(not-a-.Feature-.)"
.film."
- the second is
the teacher (known herein as "Teacher")'s
mortarboard,
the third is the
bored
of the
too oft'-ignored, petulant pupil,
the couplet-ing complainer.
In the .still.
above (if it's still above and you
haven't .done
an Oedipus to
yourself.),
you can
see most of the abbreviated word
"EV'RY" (short
for "EVERY") written
by an invisible hand
with
a (risible ?) visible
<stalk of chalk>,
rested as the stalk of "Y".
Hmm..... I like the
.construction.
:
"...rested
as the stalk of Y,".
~ For
the <RECORD> ~, the hollow black
circle
is (not the void left where the contrite, "complex",
Colonus
colonist .grimly
gouged..both
his cornea
and its cut-out container
but) a <SINGLE> of the
((i-Pod
pre-dating) eye-popping-out-erly)
.popastic.
<SEVEN INCH VINYL> variety.
Not
a picture
disc
but
a .picture.
of a disc,
it .forms.
a rebus...
...if not "ĦArriba!"s...
...unless it is Pat Boone's sixties SINGLE :
The unHappy
Mondays are sequentially
rung round in red
(these are not tainted,
sainted latter
(what's the matter ?) day
Red Letter Day Red
Rings of Death but the
read
wrings of Mundane Brain .Death.).
For the "can't"
.sound.
in "I can't
hide..." : a
monochrome Mr.
Immanuel
Kant.
I could've used solely "I.
Kant" and excised
David.
I didn't want to.
I didn't need to.
To ask viewers to truncate "Immanuel"
to
"I", within a second,
supposing that they had
recognised the
philosopher's .portrait.
in the first
place, is unrealistic of me.
Fancy.
The cant
of this "Kant", like the
Cant of
"Brian
Cant canters
to Canterbury",
relies on
a (typically northern)
short-form .pronunciation.
of "can't" that
is at odds with the southern
standard English "caRn't"
evident in the .audio..
For the "hide"
.sound.
in "I can't hide..."
:
Mr.Hyde, unbidden,
becomes unhidden - he
appears and appears (with ape ears
?) to be
more of a Simian
Simeon style of shape-shifter
than the reptilian
rapscallions David
dislIc(k)es.
This Edward Hyde is the character
as played
by Fredric
March in the 1931
film adaptation
of Robert
Louis Stevenson's .short
story., "The
Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde", a .tale.
that could have been entirely inspired by the
.phrase.
: "demon drink"
and that may be
obtained from Project Gutenberg (:[HERE]).
Not
(~ breaking (with TRADITION ~)
(or))
the fourth
wall
or
(.painting.)
the
Forth Bridge,
this is the 4th board,
a board rubber
to
~ wipe the slate clean ~
(and the smiles from our faces
~).
From the "o"
in "Poetry",
an "o"
that owes
more to odes
than .we(.((.e.)
(.wee.))
mere minnows),
the <RECORD> retreats and the world
is whirled.
This .rebus.
for "boring"
shows a hairy .hog.,
.pig.-headed
enough to have not turned down
the volume of his <boar
ringtone>.
Such boorishness
may be precisely the sort of
omission deemed as : ""...not
appropriate...""
in a ""...classroom...""'s
mental environ.
These (Well Re(a)d)
<Dancing Zeds>
.represent.
the "Zzz" that is
the best-known
textual .signifier.
of a snore. The trio's
flighty feet are positioned
at the "foot"
of a <wooden staircase> with a cut-out
<map of the English county of Bedfordshire>
at the top of that elevation.
This is a (hop, skip, jump and a)
nod to the .phrase.
:
~ "Up the wooden stairs to Bedfordshire," ~
There is a Mortarboard
resting on its
capital while it can (aren't we all ?).
This is a simple <THOUGHT
BUBBLE>
made from a dingbat
(and by one)
(Hey ! ~ <Stop
me and buy one !> ~)
with the EXTRUSION FUNCTION of .Xara
3D..
Emanating (who is Emma Nate ?)
from the now-landed
(it wishes)
Mortarboard
it makes that
Mortarboard
a (sort o')
thoughter board
and .illustrates.
"Teacher thinks".
Made identically to partner the
<THOUGHT BUBBLE>,
this is a
<SPEECH
BUBBLE>
emphasising "Teacher SAYS".
In the fully-functional .Flash.
version,
the BLACK AREA is soon populated by
multiple over-lapping instances of the
following .animated.
.gif.
arriving
at a total of
"forty
winks" - these ~ on-the-blink
~
blinks are blanks as unfortunate
"faulty winks" in the adapted .avi.
screen capture streamed from
YouTube.
~ Rumour has it ~ , the Mortarboard
finds its rightful home(-roomer)
:
This (buttoned-up) model
(is she moonlighting for a Cardigan Catalogue ?)
is obviously a
<GIFT ITEM >
that is intended to .$£ll.
and, as such,
the (.mo(u)ldy.
?) mo(u)lding's holdings
are an apple
(the .folkloric.
receipt of a favoured instructor)
and a bell ;
she has no cane
to restrain
those who would rebel.
Buxom and bespectacled, she sticks,
instead, to joss
sticks ...
...and may use incense
to insense...
... which, (WITCH
?!), in a sense,
(of innocence ?) has GOTTA be .stinky....
...yet ~ nothing to be .sneezed.
at ~ if she gets
you an "A" and proves all's ~ (")A(")
O.K. ~ ...
...and so : "Hoor(")A(")y !"
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