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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)
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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

~ 1 December 2007 (Subtitles 4 April 2010) ~

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"What Would Your Money Say to You ?"
asked the British .financial. website who
were .running the competition. that inspired me
to .write. and .create. the .animated. .poem.
"The $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)".

~ (L')Artificial Preservatifs ~

The "sheath" or ".skin." that contains
and shapes the substances
(the guts and other cuts)
of a sausage (stuffed with stuff
(sometimes artificial preservatives)
to make it tough) may look like an
extremely thin and .tight. condom.

"FinGa(r/l)lic(k)-ing Good" Sausage-Stuffing Stuff

They don't sound .Ga.lllic. but Eugene Erickim, Andrew Pimlott and
Joe Cracco ARE using Garlic in this "FinGarlic(k)-ing Good" segment
of their 5-Part Sausage-Making Series. For more click the "Links"
Link to the eugeneerickim YouTube Channel : [HERE].

A "condom" is also known as a "French Letter".
The .French. letters for "French Letter"
include the term : "préservatif"...

...and who would <preserve a tiff> -
apart from the English and the .French. ?

~ Continental Convergence ~

It is not artificial of me to take "Control"
of directing your [ATTENTION !] to
this word alone, above alternatives ;
it is either the preserve of artifice or
I have been <very "jammy"> to
(happily) happlessly nod back to
our last Continental Convergence (Contrivance)).

~ Contrivance Connivance ~

I will not be condemned for
contrivance connivance.

~ More Milinary Than Culinary ~

The "knives" in "connives" have not
been borrowed from "Freddy Kreuger",
our secretive stealing from said slasher
is more milinary than culinary - as you will
see if you can stand (and not sway) to stay
(and stay awake) (and "stay off" your wake).

Con-Dem Nation Condemnation

As awake to "political correction" as to
"p olitical correctness", critics of the
hastily-"forged" alliance between David Cameron's
Conservatives and Nick Clegg's Liberal Democrats,
following the inconclusive (well (?))"hung Parliament"
of May 2010, did not ~ hang around ~ to condemn
the union with the mocking monicker :"Con-Dem".

~ Conservative Preservatives ~

Equally mirthful are Tory Mayor of London,
Boris Johnson and ("Grilling"-Guru)
Jeremy "Paxo" Paxman ~ Playing "Chicken"
~ with (and ~ knocking the (stuffy)
stuffing out of ~) a (bandy) (BRANDED-)
Wall's Sausage Me(a)taphor :

Tory London Mayor Boris Johnson and
"Grilling"-Guru Jeremy "Paxo" Paxman Play
"Chicken" with a Wall's Sausage Me(a)taphor:

Tory Mayor of London, Boris Johnson and ("Grilling"-Guru) Jeremy "Paxo" Paxman
~ Playing "Chicken" ~ with (and ~ knocking the (stuffy) stuffing out of ~) a
(bandy) (BRANDED-) Wall's Sausage Me(a)taphor.

~ Happy Tight Arse (B(')) ~

Although clearly not meaning to "crow"
and definitely not meaning to "crow"
(about a surplus of "bobs") (~) before
a (( .swine.(~)-ishly) whining) Bob Crow,
Boris Johnson has famously referred to his
£250,000-per-year .salary., for .writing. a
weekly . column . in "The Daily Telegraph",
as : "chicken feed".

~ (Leda's) Anti-Leader Leaders ~

Although leaders (with their leaders
(and against their <leaders>)) in the
"Expenses Scandal" exposé, his .newspaper.
bosses did not castigate their contributor for
claiming public .funds. to feed his chickens,
~ swan around ~, house his ducks or otherwise
~ "feather his nest" ~ .

~ The SpEGGed Tater ~

~ .Egg.ed on ~ by this sup(( )~)port (in a(n)
(economic .storm.(~)), when not
~ in his .cups. ~, the former Editor of
"The Spectator", might not be so "tight" as
to not ~ fork out ~ for special .sonic.
celebrations and commemorations of successes.

~ Pick of the Crop ~

The Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition
would certainly be regarded as one of these
sound successes and proof that "Every Loser Wins".

~ Pick of the Pops ~

"Every Loser Wins" is the final .track.
included on the 1986 double compilation
.album. (it's not a "Double" (double)
compilation .album. or a "Double, Double"
(double) compilation .album. or an All-Dub
(double) compilation .album.) of popular
chart-topping .singles.:
"Now That's What I Call Music - 8".

Like ""Heartbeat", "Now...!" (later "Now!"
(not "Later...") is a "long-"RUN"ning series".

~ <D.J.> "D.J." ~

Here is that collection being advertised
on the .tellybox. with a .voiceover. by
<D.J.> "D.J."
D avid "Kid" Jensen.

David "Kid" Jensen Advertises
"Now That's What I Call Music - 8" (1986)

~ I Kid You Not ~, radio personality D avid "Kid" Jensen advertises
"Now That's What I Call Music - 8" in T.V. spots from 1986.

**~ From "Kid" to Glovers ~**

Earlier .Volumes. in the long-"RUN"ning
series were promoted using a shades-sporting,
headphone-hoggin', modernisation of the
(none-too-lean) (Wall's ("Wall of Sound"-))leaner
and appreciative listener from the 1920s
Danish Meat Advertising Poster previously
pictured.

Television Advert for "Now That's What I
Call Music - 3" (Curtailed Version) (1984)

~ Pig of the Pops ~

This pop-pickin' pig was .voiced. by the late
Brian Glover. Both were sadly short-lived.....

......so let's allow them to maximise their
.musical. moment in the uncurtailed versions
of these two "Now That's What I Call Music"
.television. .advertisements. :

Brian Glover-Voiced Full-Length TV Advert
for "Now That's What I Call Music - 3" (1984) :

Brian Glover-voiced TV ad' for "Now That's What I Call Music - 3" (1984)

Brian Glover-Voiced Full-Length TV Advert
for "Now That's What I Call Music - 4" (1984) :

Brian Glover-voiced TV ad' for "Now That's What I Call Music - 4" (1984)

Dollar are not on either of these .albums. ;
to "follar", instead, the "Almighty .Dollar.",
please continue to [PART 9] of 15.

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