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O where are you going ?

 

~ Sunday 10 August 2008 ~

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"O where are you going ?".....straight to find
as many examples of "The Cutty Wren" as
you can for structural comparison of that
<t'riffic traditional tune> - with its relentless
compulsion - to this more modern musing
on moo-moo manure. (At least it's not
about Midge Ure, although you'll often
find midges mingling over ordure).

~ Running Ordure ~

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I won't make you [Trot off !] (with or without
"the trots") to find ALL your own examples.
Instead, I shall paste what I find, starting
with my first (and favourite) disc-recovery
discovery from The Ian Campbell Folk Group,
in [THIS] post ; post posting the poem
and pointing out the preposterousness
of my prat-prating presentation of it.

~ W.H. Auden's Poetry ~

O Where are you Going ?
by
WYSTAN HUGH AUDEN
(1907-1973)

“O where are you going ?” said reader to rider,
“That valley is fatal when furnaces burn,
Yonder’s the midden where odours will madden,
That gap is the grave where the tall return.”

“O do you imagine,” said fearer to farer,
“That dusk will delay on your path to the pass,
Your diligent looking discover the lacking
Your footsteps feel from granite to grass ?”

“O what was that bird,” said horror to hearer,
“Did you see that shape in the twisted trees ?
Behind you swiftly the figure comes softly,
The spot on your skin is a shocking disease.”

“Out of this house” - said rider to reader,
“Yours never will” - said farer to fearer,
“They’re looking for you” - said hearer to horror,
As he left them there, as he left them there.

~ POETIC POST CARD ~

This [POETIC POST CARD] is the first of
a series and, sparce and poorly-executed,
will, hopefully, remain the weakest in the
collection.

~ POETIC POST CARD SERIES ~

POETIC POST CARDS - THE SERIES :

.1.

W.H. Auden's "O where are you going ?"

.2.

Emma Lazarus's "The New Colossus"

.3.

William Blake's "The Tyger"

~ (Ol') Possum Blossom

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The inflection infliction of <Auden Audio>
is all (w)rung wrong in consequence of
my uninformed assumption that a
"Wystan Hugh..." had to be a Welshman
and not someone the English swapped
for "Thomas Stearns..."

For a joke about Bear Stearns (not Bear
Grylls
) and stern bears, please visit ------->

Knowledge of Porridge

Lumbered and encumbered with a narrator
nattering in an (inane) accent entirely
inauthentic for its author, I was prompted
to animate the writer of "reader to rider"
as a SILENT "hearer" of "horror".

~ SCHISM CRITICISM ~

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I thought it would be unusual and, perhaps,
interesting to show W.H. Auden [MUTE]ly
refute and dispute a contemptuously bad
performance....[schneurph] but then I didn’t
deliver
enough of him bonding with his
aud
ience in a disdainful conspiracy
AGAINST the (detours of) awful
auditor(s)...or the sort of <awful-eyeful>
EDitors who would allow the inky inclusion
of the following slappable strap-line ---->

~ EXPRESSION(ISM) SCHISM ~

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I expect the specifics of this animated,
agitated, Auden's individual facial
expressions are largely lost, distracted
from by the word-by-word, read-in-RED
<thems-dems-does-goes-past-too-fast>
subtitles that I felt an EXTRA compulsion
to add having semi-watched the first two
episodes of “Can’t Read, Can’t Write
Channel 4’s contemporary account of
the bane of adult illiteracy.

~ Adult Illiteracy ~

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For centuries adult illiteracy was the norm'.
It was "the norm'" for the Normans' Saxon
subjects when the Latin-literate, .Francophone.
(foaming-at-the-mouth-of-"La (munchy) Manche")
from-overseas overseers set one lingo for the
law and left another (Mother Tongue) for the lore.

~ Read 'em : FREEDOM ~

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The aural aurora of the oral lore is impervious
to fire, flood or frail forgetting. The song
serves the tribe not the scribe ; in its
resonance is permanence - and FREEDOM.

It was the TUNE that carried "(The) Cutty Wren"
across the centuries ; and across the world.

~ CUTTY WREN COLLECTION ~

The singers and the song, some interpretations
of the same source material, presented at YouTube :

~ Ian Campbell Folk Group ~

Ian Campbell Folk Group (British Recording):
(Topic Records : "Songs of Protest" EP Version)

 
Ian Campbell Folk Group recording of "(The) Cutty Wren" (1962)

Ian Campbell Folk Group (1962) Version of
"(The) Cutty Wren" Traditional Lyrics

KEY = Extra Lyrics in RED

"Oh where are you going?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festel to Fose
"We're off to the woods," said John the Red Nose
"We're off to the woods," said John the Red Nose

"What will you do there?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festel to Fose
"We'll hunt the Cutty Wren," said John the Red Nose
"We'll hunt the Cutty Wren, said John the Red Nose

"How will you shoot her?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festel to Fose
"With bows and with arrows," said John the Red Nose
"With bows and with arrows," said John the Red Nose

"Oh that will not do," said Milder to Moulder
"Oh what will do then?" said Festel to Fose
"Big guns and big cannons," said John the Red Nose
"Big guns and big cannons," said John the Red Nose

"Oh how will you cut her up?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festel to Fose
"With knives and with forks," said John the Red Nose
"With knives and with forks," said John the Red Nose

"Oh that will not do," said Milder to Moulder
"Oh what will do then?" said Festel to Fose
"Big hatchets and cleavers," said John the Red Nose
"Big hatchets and cleavers," said John the Red Nose

"Oh how will you cook her?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festel to Fose
"In pots and in pans," said John the Red Nose
"In pots and in pans," said John the Red Nose

"Oh that will not do," said Milder to Moulder
"Oh what will do then?" said Festel to Fose
"Bloody great brass cauldrons," said John the Red Nose
"Bloody great brass caudrons," said John the Red Nose

"Oh who'll get the spare ribs?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you" said Festal to Fose
"We'll give 'em all to the poor," said John the Red Nose
"We'll give 'em all to the poor," said John the Red Nose

~ Ian and Sylvia ~

Ian and Sylvia (Canadian) :


Ian and Sylvia recording of "(The) Cutty Wren"

Ian and Sylvia Version of "The Cutty Wren" Lyrics

Key = Extra Lyrics in RED, Altered Lyrics on Yellow

Oh where are you going?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festel to Fose
"We're off to the woods," said John the Red Nose
"We're off to the woods," said John the Red Nose

"Oh what will you do there?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festel to Fose
"We'll shoot the Cutty Wren," said John the Red Nose
"We'll shoot the Cutty Wren, said John the Red Nose

"How will you shoot her?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festel to Fose
"With bows and with arrows," said John the Red Nose
"With bows and with arrows," said John the Red Nose

"Oh that will not do," said Milder to Moulder
"Oh what will do then?" said Festel to Fose
"Big guns and big cannons," said John the Red Nose
"Big guns and big cannons," said John the Red Nose

(EXTRA LYRICS in RED)

"Oh how will you bring her home?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festel to Fose
"On four strong men's shoulders," said John the Red Nose
"On four strong men's shoulders" said John the Red Nose

"Oh that will no do," said Milder to Moulder
"Oh what will do then?" said Festel to Fose
"Big carts and big wagons," said John the Red Nose
"Big carts and big wagons," said John the Red Nose

"Oh How will you cut her up?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festel to Fose
"With knives and with forks," said John the Red Nose
"With knives and with forks," said John the Red Nose

"Oh that will not do," said Milder to Moulder
"Oh what will do then?" said Festel to Fose
"Big hatchets and cleavers," said John the Red Nose
"Big hatchets and cleavers," said John the Red Nose

"Oh How will you cook her?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festel to Fose
"
With pots and with pans," said John the Red Nose
"
With pots and with pans," said John the Red Nose

"Oh that will not do," said Milder to Moulder
"Oh what will do then?" said Festel to Fose
"Bloody great brass cauldrons," said John the Red Nose
"Bloody great brass caudrons," said John the Red Nose

"And who'll get the spare ribs?" said Milder to Moulder
"Oh we may not tell you," said Festal to Fose
"We'll give 'em all to the poor," said John the Red Nose
"We'll give 'em all to the poor," said John the Red Nose

~ Mawkin : Causley ~

  "Mawkin:Causley" LIVE at the Wat Tyler Festival :

 

"Oh where are you going ?" says Milder to Moulder
"Oh I cannot tell you," says Fessell to Fose
"We're off to the green wood," says John the Red Nose
"We're off to the green wood," says John the Red Nose

"And what will you do there ?" says Milder to Moulder
"Oh, I cannot tell you," says Fessell to Fose
"We'll kill the Cutty Wren," says John the Red Nose
"We'll kill the Cutty Wren," says John the Red Nose

"And how will you kill her ?" says Milder to Moulder
"Oh, I cannot tell you," says Fessell to Fose
"With arrows and bows" says John the Red Nose
"With arrows and bows" says John the Red Nose

"Well that will not do, sir," says Milder to Moulder
"Oh, what will do then ?" says Fessell to Fose
"Big guns and cannons," says John the Red Nose
"Oh, big guns and cannons," says John the Red Nose

"And how will you boil her ?" says Milder to Moulder
"Oh, I may not tell you," says Fessell to Fose
"In pots and in kettles," says John the Red Nose
"In pots and in kettles," says John the Red Nose

"Well, that will not do, sir," says Milder to Moulder
"Oh what will do then ?" says Fessell to Fose
"Brass pans and cauldrons," says John the Red Nose
"Brass pans and cauldrons," says John the Red Nose

"Who'll have the spare ribs ?" says Milder to Moulder
"Oh, I cannot tell you," says Fessell to Fose
"Why the Lords and the Ladies," says John the Red Nose
"Oh the Lords and the Ladies," says John the Red Nose

"Well that will not do, sir," says Milder to Moulder
"Oh what will do then ?" says Fessell to Fosse
"We'll give 'em to the poor," says John the Red Nose
"We'll give them to the poor," says John the Red Nose

~ CUTTY WREN LYRICS ~

Oh where are you going said Milder to Moulder
Oh we may not tell you said Festel to Fose
We're off to the woods said John the Red Nose
We're off to the woods said John the Red Nose

And what will you do there said Milder to Moulder
We'll shoot the Cutty wren said John the Red Nose

And how will you shoot us said Milder to Moulder
With bows and with arrows said John the Red Nose

Oh that will not do said Milder to Moulder
Oh what will you do then said Festel to Fose
Great guns and great cannon said John the Red Nose

And how will you fetch her said Milder to Moulder
Oh we may not tell you said Festel to Fose
On four strong men's shoulders said John the Red Nose

Ah that will not do said Milder to Moulder
Oh what will do then said Festel to Fose
Great carts and great wagons said John the Red Nose

Oh how will you cut her up said Milder to Moulder
With knives and with forks said John the Red Nose

Oh that will not do said Milder to Moulder
Great hatchets and cleavers said John the Red Nose

Oh how will you boil her said Milder to Moulder
In pots and in kettles said John the Red Nose
O that will not do said Milder to Moulder
Great pans and large cauldrons said John the Red Nose

Oh who'll get the spare ribs said Milder to Moulder
We'll give 'em all to the poor said John the Red Nose

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05 JUN 2009 :
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Wail"


Thumbnail of a Gripped Eyeball - A still from my multimedia version of William Blake's The Tyger - William Blake's Lamb-like Wail. Part 3 of a series of Poetic Post Cards

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1 OF MY FAVOURITES

30 NOV 2008 :
Emma Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"


Thumbnail Still of the Statue of Liberty's Golden Mask - Click and you will witness it speaking the words of Emma Lazarus's poem "The New Colossus" in its native French Accent. Part 2 of a Series of Poetic Post Cards

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10 AUG 2008 :
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"O where are
you going ?"


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04 MAY 2008:
The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)

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07 FEB 2008 :
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Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine


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at The White House


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08 JAN 2008 :
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G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
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The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)

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These Boots
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With CloneCloth


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SAINTS ALIVE !
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(Bowl)ed (Over)
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St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
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FISHERMAN
Boogie


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18 OCT 2006 :
Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)


Thumbnail still from my original animation of some original hymnal song lyrics I wrote

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12 AUG 2006 :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis
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Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip


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07 JUN 2006 :
The
Ratcatcher's
Daughter


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Toil in Soil

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Animal Rites

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21 JAN 2006 :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP
Turned Up

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05 NOV 2005 :
EWE Who
"Yoo Hoo !"
a Good
(Hidin') Heidi


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13 JUN 2005 :
Knowledge
of Porridge


Thumbnail still of the little old woman and a bear taken from my Flash MX animated re-working of poet laureate Robert Southey's story of The Three Bears. It predates Goldilocks. The film features HIS version of the plot re-worked by me with brand new original rhyming lyrics to a musical theatre tune.

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TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

24 AUG 2004 :
Quem Pastores

Thumbnail portrait of a woman who may be Elizabeth Branwell the sister-in-law of Patrick Bronte. Here she is singing my original rhyming hymn lyrics set to the "tune" of the German carol Quem Pastores

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUL 2004 :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning
with the
Dhoop Dope


Thumbnail still from my original rhyming comic anti-poetry poem about hating school - Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dope Dhoop

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
VOICE ACTING

12 JAN 2004 :
Aisle Evil -
((Pep-) Talk
Like a Pirate)


Thumbnail portrait of the piratical gruff old man singer of Aisle Evil - ((Pep))Talk Like a Pirate. The song is set to a familiar instrumental and features original rhyming lyrics

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JAN 2004 :
Bitter Man's
Vitamins


Thumbnail sitll of Ross the Sloth the virtual animated speaker of my original rhyming poem about health and fitness. The rhyme is called "Bitter Man's Vitamins"

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

10 DEC 2003 :
Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art

Thumbnail still from Day of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st ('art) - It is a Flash MX animated version of the Dies Irae from the Requiem Mass. All the Latin lyrics have been replaced with English soundalikes. I was ABLE to hear them and relay the result.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
MISHEARD LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)

06 NOV 2003 :
Flash(in') in
the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent


Thumbnail still from my Flash MX animation of a cheeky comic song about physical flexbility. It features original rhyming lyrics set to a well-known tune

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE PROCESSING

04 MAY 1999:
Prayer the Brontës' Father
Taught Us'


Thumbnail still of a JOINT parody of the Lord's Prayer and a sewing sampler made by Anne Bronte when t'lass worrr proporrrr titchy

GRAPHICS EDITING
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL PARODY
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

 

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