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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)
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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

~ 1 December 2007 (Subtitles 4 April 2010) ~

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~ Ore Boar's (Piggy) (Bank) Notes - 04 ~

"What Would Your Money Say to You ?"
asked the British .financial. website who
were .running the competition. that inspired me
to .write. and .create. the .animated. .poem.
"The $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)".

~ Vapours and Capers ~

All that remains of .Steam.-Engine-devisor
James Watt's bovine-bound beverage, in
this .image., is the signature .water.-vapour
over the "And".

"And" all that remains of James are 'is
shiny severed 'ands - caught capering
in a <jester's gesture> mimicking the
antlers of a deer or the horns of a ram.

~ Absolutely Ewes-less ~

It is the horns of the ram suspended
"In(n)" this subsequent scene that
highlight (that (that) hung) HE
cannot really be the
"~ Ewe-Ooo-Ooo ~"
addressed.

~ Horn Scorn ~

Neither is that
"~ Ewe-Ooo-Ooo ~"
imitative of the pulsing police sirens
announcing the arrival of arresting
officers called to quosh a crime
accidentally advertised
by the over-eager, under-meagre,
hooting horns of a looting <ram-raider>,
an invader of (not a trader in)
The (tanking ?) Bank of England.

~ Absolutely Useless ~

A "red-handed" robber clobbered
so readily and without enough
"readies" rustled to purchase
(bail (or ale) or even)
"Shreddies"
might fairly be deemed
(unredeemed and) :

[ABSOLUTELY USELESS !]

much like the current
(September 2010)
(Great (?!!!))
British Base Rate.

~ Absolutely EWEchewb ~

In another post
("Psocker SychoAnalysis - The Jung
Juans' Fraudian "Slip" on the Skip")
I decided that
"Mountain Mouton - The Singing Sheep"
was not a RAM lamb, but a Swiss MISS.

~ RAM it Home ! ~

Very often she is dismissed at
~ Ewechewb ~
the YouTube Channel that was
named after her and that has
become the home to many
(but not all) of Something Stupid's
(animal) (and other) .animations..

~ Golden Fleece(d) ~

Strung (if not "strung-up" (for being
"highly-strung" but highly inept, indeed
"Absolutely Useless" (and "Absolutely
Ewes-less") at not evading parading
ram-raiding)) to a swinging sign
("In(n)" (")In((n))(")dicates
that it is a pub-sign),
the haltered glam-Ram
is [HALT !]ed
merely momentarily
- that we might see
his will to "Golden Flee'" from the
wool-pullin'
hirsute pursuit
of a
(thread-losin')
(cred'-bruisin')
(sea-cruisin')
chasin' Jason
threatening more horrible hair-loss worries
than could be callously caused by a comatose
comb-over or a dangerously debasin' base-rate-cut
basin-cut
textually altered to the revelation
that he has been
not <mugged for a mug-shot> like
"The Baldy Man"
or "mugged" as a vacating
(lactating ?)
vacca vassal vessel
but
"Golden Fleeced"
all the same.

~ Pluck Off ! ~

Oddly, in a society where being found
guilty of ram-raiding

(N.B. "ram-raiding" is not a euphemism
(or a EWE-fame-ism) for "sheep-shagging")

doesn't get you "strung up", contrastingly - being
~ found in possession ~ of <bushy eyebrows>
may more than raise those of others who
would frown upon such uncurtailed growth.

~ Hanging (Basket (Case)) Offence ~

"This little piggy's" fake face-fur is as floral as
any budding, blooming (not ~ burning) bush ~
and may be raised beyond rebuke
- what he does not (pluckily)
[PLUCK OFF !] may [LIFT OFF !])
inflated to the level of a
hanging (basket (case)) offence.

~ Denis Healey Um Balloon ~

(" ~ Up, up and) away (! ~ ") from offence,
erstwhile Secretary of State for Defence
(if not De .Electric. Fence),
(~--<<<[.CURRENT !.]>>>--~ Lord)
Denis Healey, Ex-Chancellor of the
Exchequer, may have raised (not razored)
expectations, taxes or, like the Ore Boar
his pushy, BUSHY brows, at ( ~ .Sweet.
and Sour ~) Sows.

~ The Making of Denis Healey ~

Three Screencasts of "Part of the Process"
of Creating the "Denis Healey (um)
Helium Balloon(atic)" Cartoon Image

Three Screencasts of creating a Denis Healey-Ore Boar lookalike
cartoon image in Microsoft PhotoDraw 2000 V2. To view these films
in FULLSCREEN 720p HD, double-click the image to go to YouTube.
For more lookalikes, please see my dedicated Lookie-Likies section.

The Breaking of Denis Healey

Breaking Apart Two Digital Jigsaw Puzzles
Showing Images of Denis Healey

Two Screencasts of Digital Jigsaws Being Broken Apart. To view these
films in 1080p (FULL HD), double-click the image to go to YouTube.

~ Touchy Feely Denis Healey ~

(James) W(h)at(t) Denis Healey
(realey) thinks of Something Stupid.

~ 2 Fingers or Not 2 Fingers ~

Perhaps he is playing ;
Perhaps he is playing :
"Scissors, Paper, Stone".

If you are game (and not lame) enough
to join his game (if not his (Party) party),
"let YOUR fingers do the walking"
over pages that won't yellow
and yell : "Oh ! Hello, Fellow !"
then depart from [PART 4] for [PART 5].

~ Thank Ewe ~

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The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)

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SUBTITLED
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The
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and
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Black and White
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The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)

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Unguessed
Ghost Guest

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These Boots
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SAINTS ALIVE !
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St.Patrick's
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Boogie

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Example

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Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)

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Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip

JUST FOR FUN
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