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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)
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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

~ 1 December 2007 (Subtitles 4 April 2010) ~

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~ Ore Boar's (Piggy) (Bank) Notes - 05 ~

"What Would Your Money Say to You ?"
asked the British .financial. website who
were .running the competition. that inspired me
to .write. and .create. the .animated. .poem.
"The $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)".

~ Shirk Work & Game to Gain ~

"Scissors, Paper, Stone"
is a fast-paced guessing game of chance
sometimes known as
"Rock, Paper, Scissors".
It is integral to the training of .City Traders.
although they favour the simplified
"Higher or Lower"
2 (not 3) choice version as .televised. on
Bruce Forsyth's "Play Your Cards Right".

~ Play Your CARS Right ~

Vintage Clip from the Gameshow
"Play Your Cards Right" (1980) :

The Final Segment of The Final Show in a series of "Play
Your Cards Right" broadcast in (pre-post-irony) 1980.

~ Watch the D(e)uce(s) ~

Watch the .clip. above to see if
<".City Traders."-in-the-Making>
Martin and Linda D(e?)uce
"Play...(Their)...Cards Right"
to
"Play...(Their)...CARS Right"
and become
"Mini .City. (Auto) .Traders." instead.

~ Play Your Cards Right ~

For more about Bruce Forsyth's "Play
Your Cards Right", please see the
"Play Your RED Cards Right &
Don't MEDAL with Your Image" .cartoon.
HERE :

~ Play Your RED Cards Right ~

or elsewhere --->
in the "Nice to Be You, To Be You - Nice"
(sectioned) section of "Breakdown PSYCHO's Analysis".

You may also watch .SCREENCASTS. of that
.graphic. being constructed on my Microsoft
PhotoDraw 2000 Version 2 Page : [HERE].

~ What the Juice ?! ~

Bruce Forsyth Learns That Martin and Linda
D(e)uce Are Fans of Squash ( See 4m43s) :

Were the "Play Your Cards Right"
.programme.-planners <.punners.>
rewarding squash-fan punters
with a Mini
- a prize that is
and names its size ?

~ Reduced Juice D(e)uces ~

Sighs are avoided through the applauded
reward of a valuable vehicle and not the
<Giggle-Gargle>-foisting of a diluted
drink that's "...flat and unprofitable..."
unflattering lack of fizz might meet with
(alas) (a lass (and a lad) at a loss and)
a less cordial reception by the
reduced-juice Duces.

~ Pay Your Credit Cards Right ~

With one car won,"Play Your Cards Right"
champions - Martin and Linda - may have
[free]d up such a <stash of .¢a$h.> that they
could not only consider .paying. off all of
their personal [Credit Card Debt], but
also ponder offering "loans" to other people.

~ Cut Back to Cut Backs ~

We may now cut back (without "Scissors..."
or "...Paper...") to the "cut back"s that
necessitate "loans".

~ Solid as a (Sullied) Rock ~

The .pictured. "loans", here, are of "...Stone"s,
presented cemented in the (non) "too, too
solid" structure of the text-twisting
"Leaning Tower of Pisa" - perched, precarious,
upon (lost (and foundering) foundations.....

~ Terra Firma's Firmer Terrors ~

.....foundations found to be founded
unfunded and grounded confounded
by firmer terrors than Terra Firma's.....

....."con"...solid..."ate"d into larger
"loans" that in ~ lean times ~
"lean" on the lean
humbling the stumbling, tumbling, crumbling.

~ Northern Rock Goes West ~

The "Rock..."s are northern rocks ;
Northern Rock's "northern rocks" ;
their aftershocks :
~ headed south ~ and ~ going west ~

unable to withstand the battery of boulders.

~ Concealed "Console"(e)(d) ~

A bolder battery illuminates the L.C.D.
of the P.S.P. (only E.S.P. could see)
bricked up not "bricked"
(where firms form firmwares)
in the (.banking.) balcony.....

~ Acronymns Not Acrimony ~

bringing "bling" 'n' 'ting, ~ tricked out ~
not concealing "console"-ation but revealing
acronymns not acrimony (,moany .money.).

~ " P." = Pounds (£) ~

" P." = .Pounds. (£)

~ "S." = Shillings ~

"S." = .Shillings.

~ "P. " = Pence ~

~ "P. " = .Pence. ~

Thus the P.S.P. of "Playstation Portable"
becomes the .Pounds., .Shillings. and .Pence.
of (non-current) pre-Decimalisation
British .Currency..

~ Pre-Decimal Post-Digitals ~

Also digitally doctored are the .logos.
representing the manipulated .monies..

The pairs of curved, elongated elements
are supposed to be hands, hands that
could "Control" the .CONTROLS. of the
"consol'"ing console, hands that could
"Control" the .CONTROL.ed .icons..of
the .icon.-.CONTROL.ed "Control"led,
"consol'"ing console.

~ Counter(feit) Counterparts ~

The .Pound. is a rectangle - as
[TAKE (( .Pay.-per-)Paper-) NOTE !]
was its real-world
(counterfeit ?) (counter-like) counterpart,
prior to its sensational cessation in 1983.

Succession came in the form of .coins..

~ No Console Control ~

The .Shillings. on this customised P.S.P.
are shown "in the form of .coins.",
"the form of .coins."
the multiples that .Pence.
too should claim but can't.....
.....as it has no "Control" of the console.

~ From Pisa to "p"s and "d"s ~

Conversely, it .d.istinguishes itself
as a singular soul, as it .d.i.d., from a ki.d.
when any .p.enny (eggscept Henny Penny).....

~ Know Consul Control ~

.....was, (there's no denyin' us)
by the Romans' rule, : .denarius..

The Romans knew about "Control"
and ~ how to "RUN" things ~

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