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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)
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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

~ 1 December 2007 (Subtitles 4 April 2010) ~

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~ Ore Boar's (Piggy) (Bank) Notes - 03 ~

"What Would Your Money Say to You ?"
asked the British .financial. website who
were .running the competition. that inspired me
to .write. and .create. the .animated. .poem.
"The $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)".

~ Come-uppance of Tuppence ~

"2p or not 2p"

~ "2p or not 2p" ~

".2p. or not .2p."
is NOT :

~ "To pee or not to pee?" ~

".2p. or not .2p."
is NOT :
"To pee or not to pee?"
- the
"limping" limpid(dle)
pizzle-frizzlin' philosophy
of a
usually
lamp-post-littering loiterer
[CAUGHT SHORT !] (and tense)
(without two .pence.)
beside an
(univited) (uninvented)
(experimental)
.electric. fence.

The (Great) Dane's Great Dane

The "wet" one is a pet one to Prince Hamlet,
bufFURing, season upon season, sufFURing
as a nipper before Nipper,
< His Master's ~ Voice > of "Reason" ~
and his Master's unmastered <crack "Black Dog"> -
the great bane of a Great Dane (and his Thegn).

~ "...flesh is heir to...~

A Great Dane too Wee (or twee) to wee
by surging .electricity. ; safely..... enough
to not put an "...end..." (by means of a
"...thousand..."
( instigated when urinated on)
~--<<<[.THOUSAND-VOLT-BOLT !.]>>>--~
"(")...natural...(")"
........................................(and not so natural)
"...shocks...") to the heartbeats
as well as the "...heartaches
that flesh..." whether it be
(Hamlet's) ham,
(bully) beef or
bacon
"...is heir to."

~ Flesh is Hair Too ~

Hair too can be a cause for canine concern.

~ DOGged by CATastrophe ~

Time [HALT !]s the .~ VOLTS ~.
but starts the moults of
<Annual Animal Alapesia>
- a shedding
not "down" to dreading
unless you are ~ treading
(unstable) (on eggshells ~ (?)) in sable
-cabled capes and cardigans through a
frightful
undelightful
CATastrophic
(metaphoric <never-ending-nightfall>)
white-fall
of .frosty. fluff and .snowy. strands
no hands may brush away from
disarray (not Desirée)
without display of dark dismay
and a seizure that sees ya
sneeze : disease
on yer knees with allergies
and
ITCHES in yer britches' (; stitches)
apologies
(ragged, dog-eared,
DOGged)
cannot tease, please or appease.....

.....like puppies passing fleas
to dignat'ries.

~ Great Disdain ~

Critters who give the jitters, Hamlet, the
querulous, garrulous Gothically-garbed
gloom-monger of Elsinore, does not ignore.

Deplorable, they are floor-able, and in
Shakespeare's (flawed) cover-up of
Bacon's (Better) Bits of [hexed text], he
~ sweeps them all under the carpet ~
he is hanging as an "arass" to harass
(and holler at) as he ~ takes a stab ~
at hollowing it and "rat"ty, batty (but
none of the other members of Captain
Beaky's Band) Polonius for a
~ hanging around ~ (non-.electric.) (of)fence.

~ Toupae or not Toupae ~

"~ Hanging around ~" in a (potentially
offensive) (.electric.) Photo Booth, Gregor
Fisher's iconic "The Baldy Man" character
knows that, if worry makes your hair fall
out, he would be an ~ out and out fool ~
to fall out with what has not already fallen
out of his (level) (bedevilled) head.

~ Com(e)(b-) () Over HERE....Hair ! ~

Instead, he brings us from hair-scares
and the "Come-uppance of Tuppence"
to the up-beat (not beat-up)
(low-seat) (~ rinse and repeat ~)
(low-seat) (~ rinse and repeat ~)
(low-seat) (~ rinse and repeat ~)
(low-seat) (~ rinse and repeat ~)
(low-seat) (~ rinse and repeat ~)
"Comb-Uppance of the Comb-Over".

Photo Booth Advertisement for Hamlet Cigars

"Happiness is a Cigar called "Hamlet" - The Mild Cigar". Gregor Fisher
appears as "The Baldy Man"" in this classic TV ad' by the cdp agency.

~ To Pay or not To Pay ~

.¢a$h. (gobbled 'n') gawwwwn ~ in a flash ~
(or four),
Fisher's funny fellow finds
~ all too soon ~
it is
~ all too late ~
("Toupae or not Toupae?" )
to contemplate
the Tricky Trichology
of a thinning pate,
or
whether
"To .Pay. or not To .Pay.?"
for a poor .portrait. that can't
~ pass muster ~ (mustard), (~ the port) ~ or 'port.

~ Mugged by Mug-Shots ~

FATE has mugged him with mug-shots.....

~ Non-Smug Smog ~

.....but (no "mug" (and not smug) the
brilliance of his resiliance
makes him (and ~ "makes him" ~)
with his
~ glass half-full ~
~ attitude of gratitude ~
half again the hero the namesake of his
chosen smokes could ever hope
(or (hopeless)) not hope) to be.

~ Endearing, Enduring ~

He doesn't murder majesty
to triumph over tragedy.

~ 2p to Topple ~

From snapshots and mug-shots of
<schhhmokin' BAAAAD "hot-shots">
to screenshots of shot plots I am
SUPPOSED to be clarifying.....

Here, (HIGH, (Say : "Hi!" ("Hiii-iiii!"))) is .2p.

(or NOT .2p.
- it's " .2p. AND .2p."
if what's <--left is not left)

about to topple.....

.....from the (ruthless ?) roof of
"The Bank of England".

~ 2p to Topple Topol ~

"If I Were a Rich Man" from "Fiddler on the Roof"

Topol **stars as "Reb Tevye" in the 1971 screen version of the musical
"Fiddler on the Roof". For MY lyrics set to another tune from this show,
please [CLICK] to visit the animated song - "Knowledge of Porridge"**.

~ 2p to Topple Topol 2 ~

It may not topple Topol to top all Topol's
travails as it travels - nor will it expose
any other "Fiddlers" as "Rich Men" or
"Rich Men" as "Fiddlers" but it will find
a fulsome flow of followers - the brassy
queueing, the .coppers. on cue at "To"
(and "To" and "To-" and "to").....

.....to sound like they are "playing slots"
when really they are .paying. "watts".....

~ What's (Watt's) (watts) ~

.....or .paying. Watt, the singular Scot
who ~ "knows what's what" ~ and wots
what's Watt's and what's .watts. and
what's Watt's .watts..

~ Golder than "Golde" ~

Golder than "Golde"
(Tevye's treasure(d) house-spouse),
this gilded gentleman, preferring a
wig to a comb-over, would be a spark
bright enough to know to
vault the

~--<<<[.VOLTS !.]>>>--~

and jump or climb over
not ~ do anything else over ~
an .electric. fence.

~ (Grazing) "Daisy" Glazing ~

.Electric. fences are often used to deter
farm animals from wayward wanderings.

Some of those farm animals may be
Dairy cows such as the glazed-"Daisy" who
has been [MUGGED !] (not for mug-shots
(but (t) er)) for more than milk, styled
mild into a static ceramic surround.

She is perched on the palm (d'or)
(not the Palme d'Or) of the decorated
inventor James Watt.

~ Self-Esteem Engine ~

If he is parched, a cup of .tea. may be the
quenching key to he and she being happy.

With no .electric. fence and no .electric. kettle,
he can ~ "bring her to the boil" ~
through the spoils of his toils
her cream..............
...............his steam
the theme :
ESTEEM

the Engine of Avengin' Woe.

Let's get aboard (unbored) and [GO !]
to (full of self-esteem(y)) steam ahead)
[PART 4] of 15.

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