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~ Every Loser Wins ~
.....as Nick
Berry .sings.
- whilst, just like "Every Loser Wins" - Nick Berry (1986)
|
Better known for .T.V..
rôles than
<rock
'n' roll> rôles,
(this is NICK
Berry not CHUCK
Berry) ;
Better known for <rock
'n' roll> rôles than
profiteroles
(this is NICK
Berry not MARY
Berry) -
Nick
Berry played P.C. Nick Rowan in the
long-"RUN"ning
series "Heartbeat".
He did not "nick" Nick's name (it is not a
nickname (Eeek/Eke)) he may, however,
have been a <robbin' "Bobby"> - steelyly
(~) stealing (a march on ~) P.C. Cliff
BACON's (H)AMbitious
career (tow-)path
by, ultimately, also choosing to join
"The
Mounties". We must also (yes we
REALLY MUST) ask ourselves precisely
HOW he acquired this boat.
As a canal boat, its propulsion would
not require ~ the long arm
of the law ~
to become the "strong arm(s)
of the law" -
"Nick Rowan" needn't be "Nick rowin'"
or augur the Ore Boar an Oar
Bore.
The promotion of Nick rowin' as "Nick
Rowan", whilst not rowin' on a boat
so <bigger than a <<Big Pig>>
BIG>, we
suspect Nick
Berry has nicked Reverend
Spooner's "very fast vast ferry",
would
make, when a "copper" ~ comes a-cropper ~
any such argy-bargy a :
"Sarge'y Bargey Argy-Bargy"
This (Police) Forced (overly contrived)
(utterly "Control"led)
phrase may be
VERY PAINFUL,
so painful as to bring
(like an onion (or a bunion
(or an onion on a bunion))
~ tears to your eyes ~
not a
~ smile to your face ~
or
VERY PLAYFUL,
as playful, playable and reliably relayable
as (publisher-)"Playford's
Tunes"
their swinging .singing.
bringing magic
~ .music.
to my ears ~.
"Now That's What I Call Music!"
"Now, That's what I call Music"
Not knowing he's a numpty, this
hog is happier than "Humpty'"
(hearing no .DEATH
KNELL.
above
the "Wall
of Sound").
His message is "Wall's
Sausages"
are "<Mighty, Meaty,
Mate!> - so
~ fill your plate ~, to satiate
the bite (contrite) of appetite !"
He can't foretell the egg that fell
is soon to have a broken shell - its
silence shattered,
shards a-scattered,
-------------->[SHARP
!]<--------------
Let ev'ry (s<platter>ed)
throat take note.....
.....for ev'ry
note that "Pertelote"
has ~ learnt by rote
~ will soon be burnt.
"...rote"'s route's to the rotisserie
;
the <plucky> proving pluckable
feathers ("float"ed), falling
-------------->[FLAT
!]<---------------
<>.<>.<>.<><SPLAT !><>.<>.<>.<>
QUESTION :
How do we know the .pictured.
fowl
is a hen and not the cockerel more
usually associated through
<the clear cheerful cheer of "Chauntecleer">
with crowing
("note"-ably for Kellogg's)
about foodstuffs ?
ANSWER :
She needs to perch on a pot
to " .Pee....p",
the egg is a ~ (dead) giveaway ~ and
she hasn't a coxcomb to have to comb
(with her over-ova) over.
Over ? Over !
"Over and out", Over and Snout,
Over and SHOUT,.....:
Of course, "Pee and See"
is also
what you do to Test for Pregnancy.
Expect(eggs pecked ?)ant mothers
should monitor their intake of
essential Vitamins
and Minerals.
You can see I "Pertelote"
into this.
Kellogg's
"Pertelote"
into Corn
Flakes.
They "Pertelote" of Vitamins into Corn Flakes.
They "Pertelote"
of Vitamin B into Corn
Flakes,
"B"'cause they can. The box boasts Vitamins
:
B1, B2, B3, B6, B9 and B12.
Allegedly, <a lot of things> get "pert" in
sausages, likewise "sausages"
get pert
in <a lot of things> ; the wise don't like
this, it is not "P.C."
to mention Hepatitis
B.....
.....or C.....
.....but(t) see you
~ [ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM !] ~
Wearing a condom won't necessarily
make you last longer (THAT may require
~ l(ying) back and think(ing) of England ~,
Robert Englund as Freddy Kreuger
(Robert
Englund - in his "Freddy
Kreuger"
incarnation) ~ in the short term ~
(and I don't need to know how short)
but it could be vital
(as vital as Vitamins)
(for and)
~ in the long
(~ Fun ! Fun ! (Fun (~)) (!) "RUN"
~.
As well as ~ "not being much of a morning
person," ~ , I'm ready to wager that
"Freddy"
is "not much of a Corn
Flake person".
Someone else who is
"not much of a Corn
Flake person"
or a "Cornflake
Girl"
(she's cut the (spaced) space and the hyphen)
is Tori
Amos's persona in this,
the (more interesting) U.K. version
of her .promotional
video .
for a .single.
she
claims to be about female
genital mutilation.
Cliterodectomies, I imagine, would be
~ well within the reach ~ of the skillsets of both
"Freddy
Kreuger"and "Edward
Scissorhands"
- of course, as blokes, they would not qualify
for the highest level of betrayal indicated.
Tori Amos in the
U.K. Promotional Film
for Her Single "Cornflake Girl" (1993)
(BLOCKED so please see next vid')
Tori Amos ON the
U.K. Promotional Film
for Her Single "Cornflake Girl" (1993)
I think "Freddy"
prefers "Shreddies"
(and not the vegetarian variety) therefore we
should ~ make a break (not a breakfast) for it ~
and, fast, "RUN"
to
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