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"The First "Film" Ever I"

.............................made with .Macromedia Flash MX.

...can be viewed and heard, LARGER and CLEARER,
in the 2003 ~ .800x600 pixel <loopily-looping>. ~
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Flash(in') in the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent Loopy Looping Original
Flash(in') in the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent Loopy Looping Original

~ Thursday November 6 2003 ~

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Flash(in') in the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent

 

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The calmer Kama Sutra .song., this mildly cheeky
<nudity new .ditty.> is too oblique to pretend it could
contend to offend ; unless Kermit will not permit
poly-positional "performance".

The words were .animated. in .SWiSHMax. before
being imported into .Flash MX.. Their font is
sqwirly and the vocal squealy so here are
the .lyrics. "laid bare" :

NARRATOR :

He says he's got no future
He says he's shot his bolt
He says the Kama Sutra
Was what first exposed his fault

He never was too supple
Some things aren't meant to bend
And so if you're keen to couple
Just be sure that you suspend

Unrealistic notions
Of elasticity
And twist your louche devotions
From their depravity
(Who needs gravity ?)

She likes it umop apisdn
But he won't play wheelbarrows
Green-fingered silk dressing-gown
Would distract him from the throes

Coyly teasin' him
Sometimes squeezin' him
Always cheesin' him
Off

WALDORF :

Hey Statler !

STATLER :

Yeah, what ?!

WALDORF :

Is that it ?

STATLER :

Yes, it's over - how'd you like it ?

WALDORF :

Hhhhrrr, I don't know, I
slept through the whole thing.

STATLER :

Well, you didn't miss much.

NARRATOR :

Here's space for a cough... [COUGH]

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With a single-scene view permanently populated
by a mainly muted cast of (ooo - at least 11)
probable outcasts : swiftly dominated by and
distracted from by over-laid (if under-paid)
base-block block-based fizzily-twizzerly textual
trapeezery, some (.summary.) .freeze. frames
are in order... ...in order to ID the (V.I.P.)
passers-by.

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Without my shouting "Red Carpet !", at the
appropriate moment, (er, and @ YOU) you
mightn't acknowledge the <arrival> of the
King
...and exactly WHICH (Kinky ?) (Crinkly ?)
(King he is/was (in a Tiswas ?) may influence
how hoppily or happily you "Bow Down, Mister"
to trill and thrill at his "II" <coming>. Is it jeers
or "Three Cheers !" for Piers and his peers ?

Pierre Patel's "Landscape with Ruins"
Pierre Patel's "Landscape with Ruins"...
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Peopled by shepherds, temple worshippers
and the washing (yet unwashed ?), this static
background is Pierre Patel's "Landscape with
Ruins
" not to be confused with Pierre Patel's
"Landscape with Ruins"
(!) which may be a
"rear view" (if not a RARE view) of a lone
(merely mire-ly) "mirror"ed locale.

Both of these same-named .pictures. share
very similar compositional content - i.e. some
decrepit classical architecture plop-dropped
into a bucolic bridge-breached bog.
Such elements are evident also in 1656's
"Italianate Landscape" and 1697's
"A Classical Landscape".

The late date of the final work draws attention
to the <addition>al fact that Pierre Patel Snr.
could (Go forth and) <multiply> more than
.paintings.. Pierre Patel is not to be confused
with Pierre-Antoine Patel
.

I wonder if he was confused BY him.

Perhaps, if so, his (supposed) son asked him to
step aside...

...not to be confused with Pierre Patel's "Landscape with Ruins"
...not to be confused with Pierre Patel's "Landscape with Ruins""
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...but not to step IN anything left (timely-ly)
behind the behinds of the (more than four)
four-footed wading and drinking critters. In
the oval .picture., the ovine have been surpassed
by the divine bovine, sacred cows as at home in
the loam of the gungy Ganges as roaming in
the Roman gloamin' whilst as <full of bull>
as Europe's Europa.

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Let us cross (species) and continents
to mix mythologies, meeting,

Can a beau with a bow be a "*STUPID* Cupid" ?
Can a beau with a bow be a "*STUPID* Cupid" ?

from left to right, all a-quiver if not all a-.shiver.
(where we might seek (if not Sikh) Shiva), the
infecting infant Cupid, next - his mother :
Venus
- not baulking at Bjork "as a Boy" but
skillfully strumming her "lute" (for loot ?) as a
keener (not keening) veena player, then a true
"hanger-on" : a performer of the Indian Rope
Trick
, a tabla-tapping percussive primate, a
woman with a wheelbarrow
and two
clever cleaver wielders
- chipper chirpy
chappies with their swish (.SWISS.) cheesy
((non-)chomping ?) (")choppers(") out.

He says he's got no future
He says he's got no future
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The first written line : "He says he's got
no future
" is twisted and .illustrated. by TWO
plotted
lines from a financial "Futures" graph.
The text speaks of insecurity, the .image.
represents what are known, highly
questionably, as <securities>.

Hmm. Listen, if you please, to the TEASE
in (in)securities...

He says he's shot his bolt
He says he's shot his bolt
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Although the firing toddler may not agree
that it is generally difficult to "make out", it
IS definitely hard to <make out> his narrow
arrow as its heart-crafted shaft heads for
the dread (undead) head (un)dead ahead.

There are multiple meanings for "shot his bolt".

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VISUALLY

Cupid has shot his bolt by releasing
a dart of desire.

Having successfully targetted and struck the
metal that is presumably as much of a
"pain in the neck" to Frankenstein's Monster
as any vampire could be counted upon to be,
Cupid (or Cupid's Arrow) has ALSO struck
that glinting, throat-lodged, rod and
therefore shot his bolt.

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TEXTUALLY

The straight narrative : "He says he's got
no future, He says he's shot his bolt,
"
details a character, in no specified circumstance,
giving in to despair, having given his all.

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SEXUALLY

<Come, come> - obviously, in a carnal
context, the gentleman related is incapable
of being "fashionably late". "She" (introduced
in a later stanza) can't <come too> when
"He" can't <come to> because "He" came to
swoon
when "He" came too soon..."He" came,
swore, when he saw he was sore, and
conked out
.

Nothing LIKE Concorde...and no sign of
Barry
(Marsh)manilow.

He says the Kama Sutra, Was what first exposed his fault
He says the Kama Sutra, Was what first exposed his fault
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Is it a slut's slit slotted behind a manky
monkey or is HIS "fault" not premature
ejaculation but(t) a Californian
geographical feature
?

He never was too supple, Some things aren't meant to bend
He never was too supple, Some things aren't meant to bend
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Um.....: "RED CARPET !!!!" This is the
<red carpet moment> as the mystery
monarch emerges from the murk (a
merkin
-less merman, as far as
we can tell).

~ A Right Royal Pain in the Bum ~

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Our H.R.H. is King Edward II - not the
spuddy buddy
uber-tuber ruler - THAT was
King Edward VII
, a much, much later
successor for whom the "royal flush" of
"poker playing" was not to extend from
"Strip" to "R.I.P.".

The earliest twentieth century "Ted" was
given his <head> and made no amends
for "sticky ends"...whilst his Plantagenet
forbear, deemed to be as much of a "bender"
as his sceptre becomes when he prods the
Indian Rope Trick adept above, was not
"redeemed" but manually despatched as
"unmanly" in the most terrifically,
horrifically inhumane manner.

Was the first Prince of Wales the last
Prince of Wails...or was his sorry end a
RUMOUR mongered by Marlowe-life
mongrels ?

Who needs gravity ?
Who needs gravity ?
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The Police Box as TARDIS (it's never tardy,
but ever tidy) references Doctor Who as
the who who's "Who".

<Woo-Hoo !>.... if not Woo Who.

There is levity in "gravity"'s discovery being
indicated by a <defiant fruit> fresh from
bonking the bonce of Sir Isaac Newton.

She likes it upside down
She likes it upside down
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Someone who has "been made to do it in
his pants
" (main reference to G.B. P.E.
rather than pee, poo, ~ Peek-a-Boo ~ or things
that are more taboo than goo in the loo (or
your (binned) vindaloo)) "curries favour" (for
favours
) and ~ bends over backwards ~ to suit
the suitor who "likes it upside down".

But he won't play wheelbarrows, Green-fingered silk dressing gown
But he won't play wheelbarrows, Green-fingered silk dressing-gown
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Further euphemisms abound. The apple,
we recently encountered, as a tempting
foodstuff, linking Newton to Eden, has been
caught by a "lady-gardener" in the
scarlet
"wheelbarrow" that she loves to
handle the (love) handles of. This rudely
ruddy receptacle alludes not only to her
vagina but also to the sort of inverted (if
not introverted) coital position that
might meet with her ((well-met)
meat's)) approval.

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I've said nothing overt about fingering,
"cheese" or if "Green" designates...

Coyly teasin' him, Sometimes squeezin' him, Always cheesin' him, Off
Coyly teasin' him, Sometimes squeezin' him, Always cheesin' him, Off

...any of or only garments, envy,
neophytism or haughty whore-ty culture.

It's over/It's ova - don't keep all your eggs in one basket - place them in a PUNnet, innit ?!
It's over/It's ova - don't keep all your eggs in
one basket - place them in a PUNnet, innit ?
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Statler IS overt with his statement :
"...it's over," triggering a laden-punnet
"it's ova" punning .visual gag . (as bad and
whisk-y as any barrel-scraping hokey
pokey yolk .joke.).

When Americans ask for their eggs to be
"over easy", are they just chortling about
saying "ovaries-ie" ?

You didn't miss much
"Well, you didn't miss much,"

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"Well, you didn't miss much," Statler continues
to grouse (suggesting that it was the layings
of that "Famous" bird that were ~ all in (the)
one basket (~)(-case) we just espied being tossed.
This explains the whisky-ness.

...and why a roller-skating unicorn'd be
<< no cause for comment >>.

Here's space for a cough
Here's space for a cough
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Just as the TARDIS hurtled into outer space,
a dog-house is gifted, in return, to the Earth
from the Universe. The disembodied lungs
indicate that the "space for a cough" there
is space for a Kennel Cough.

Here's space for a cough, <COUGH !>
Here's space for a cough, <COUGH !>
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Sounds a bit like "Rock off !" ; so if you're
~ off your rocker ~ and can't ~ get your rocks
off
~ ROCK OF(F !) (gibbering Gibraltar).

~

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Random Remarks - Bloggifications - Commentary - Observations

BLOGGIFICATIONS
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Status, Stasis &
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BOOK & MUSIC CHARTS
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TWITTER WITTERINGS
WORDS WORDS WORDS

Lookie-Likies

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DOPPELGÄNGERS
FAMOUS FACES
F(R)AME-LESS FACES
LOOKALIKES
MORPHS
PEOPLE
PORTRAITS
POSERS & POSEURS

Half-cut Offcuts & Software Screencasts

Half-cut Offcuts & Software Screencasts - Click for Tasters of and Diversions from Various Creativity Software Packages

EXPERIMENTS
LEARNING
SCREENCASTS
SILLY OLD THINGS
SOFTWARE DEMOS
WORKS IN PROGRESS

Original Unoriginals
Original Unoriginals - Click for My Re-Readings and Re-Presentations of Famous and Lesser Known Poems and Stories Written by OTHER People (Whatever THEY are)
ORIGINAL READINGS
UNORIGINAL POEMS
UNORIGINAL STORIES
24 SEP 2009 :
Reactionary
Rant and
Screencasts
about
PhotoDraw


Microsoft PhotoDraw 2000 V2 Triple CD Case Image - There's an Elegant Elephant

PROTEST POST
IMAGE EDITING
SCREENCASTS

14 AUG 2009 :
Kit Cat Kid's
Cause "fur"
(Non-Compliant) Complaint


Thumbnail Portrait Paw Trait of Kit Cat Kid - Splashable Star of Original Rhyming Children's Poem Kit Cat Kid's Cause "fur" (Non-Compliant) Complaint - a comic verse about bath-time defiance

CHILDREN'S POEM
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JUN 2009 :
William Blake's
"Lamb-like
Wail"


Thumbnail of a Gripped Eyeball - A still from my multimedia version of William Blake's The Tyger - William Blake's Lamb-like Wail. Part 3 of a series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
1 OF MY FAVOURITES

30 NOV 2008 :
Emma Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"


Thumbnail Still of the Statue of Liberty's Golden Mask - Click and you will witness it speaking the words of Emma Lazarus's poem "The New Colossus" in its native French Accent. Part 2 of a Series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

10 AUG 2008 :
W.H. Auden's
"O where are
you going ?"


Thumbnail still from the Poetic Post Card - O where are you going - an animated greeting version of Wystan Hugh Auden's poem read aloud in a Welsh accent with further discussion of influence and origin

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

04 MAY 2008:
The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)

Thumbnail still of some sailing boats with Doritos for sails. They were made for a competition using Reallusion's iclone animation software - and illustrate part of a comic rhyming song I wrote to fit some prescribed music

COMPETITION ENTRY
AUDIO-EDITING
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

07 FEB 2008 :
The
Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine


Thumbnail of a still from a comic animated greeting I made which takes part of St. Augustine's Confessions and has them sung by medieval characters painted by Benozzo Gozzoli

PANTING PAINTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
MULTIPLE CHARACTERS
VOICE PROCESSING
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

18 JAN 2008 :
Black and White
at The White House


Thumbnail still from my morphing animation of all the Presidents of the United States of America

MORPHING MORPHINE
FACIAL ANIMATION
FANTAMORPH 1st GO
HISTORICAL HEADS

08 JAN 2008 :
((He(e) Be(e))
G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
"London Town"


Thumbnail still of former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown singing a Karaoke Version of Hubert Gregg's classic song "London Town" whilst on the London Lazy Och Eye the New Noo

SURPRISING SINGING
AUDIO EDITING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

01 DEC 2007 :
The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)

Thumbnail still from my competition entry comic poem about the sub-prime market financial crisis

COMPETITION ENTRY
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL TOPICAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (BLUFFTITLER)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

17 SEP 2007 :
Unguessed
Ghost Guest


Thumbnail still of a funerary cupid that speaks the words of Branwell Bronte's character Alexander Percy as he describes an angelic vision to his mother

STEREO MONOLOGUE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUN 2007 :
These Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth


Thumbnail still from a film illustrating my attempts to create a pair of virtual Wellington Boots using Reallusion software's first CloneCloth release

CLOTHES DESIGN
CUSTOM CONTENT
SOFTWARE DEMO

17 MAR 2007 :
SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie


Thumbnail still of a virtual Patrick Bronte singing and dancing The Bold Fisherman in St.Michaels - that's the Church not the Department Store - although I've not checked the label for libel - or a Bible

iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

02 MAR 2007 :
iClone
Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example


Thumbnail still from a sequence showing a custom choreography animation playing in Reallusion software's iClone Motion Editor

SOFTWARE DEMO
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION

18 OCT 2006 :
Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)


Thumbnail still from my original animation of some original hymnal song lyrics I wrote

COMPETITION ENTRY
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
2D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PHOTODRAW)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

12 AUG 2006 :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip


Thumbnail still of a virtual Jimmy Greaves playing Carl Jung with Father Christmas as Sigmund Freud in my original song with comic rhyming lyrics about soccer and psychoanalysis

JUST FOR FUN
ONLY MY FAVOURITE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

07 JUN 2006 :
The
Ratcatcher's
Daughter


Thumbnail still of Mr. Kitten Caboodle the virtual cat verminator star of the iClone animated song and dance Victorian parliament tree tease The Ratcatcher's Daughter

VICTORIAN VERMINATOR
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG AND DANCE
VOICE ACTING

23 APR 2006 :
Toil in Soil

Thumbnail still of a Singing Gnome frrom an animated greeting created with Reallusion's Crazy Talk Software. His delivery is of original rhyming lyrics.

GARDEN GUARDIAN
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

18 FEB 2006 :
Animal Rites

Thumbnail still of a virtual Ancient Greek girl relating a monologue about vegetarianism, barbecues and the Eleusian Mysteries religious cult

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING

21 JAN 2006 :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP
Turned Up

Thumbnail portrait of a virtual scarecrow in a field of rape. He looks like Vincent Van Gogh amomg his sunflowers but that is not who he is. He is singing original rhyming lyrics to a well-known tune and dancing with a custom choreography create by hand in Reallusion iClone Motion Editor

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

05 NOV 2005 :
EWE Who
"Yoo Hoo !"
a Good
(Hidin') Heidi


Thumbnail portrait of a little lamb who is a who who is a singing sheep singing original rhymng lyrics in a greeting set to a familiar tune

ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

13 JUN 2005 :
Knowledge
of Porridge


Thumbnail still of the little old woman and a bear taken from my Flash MX animated re-working of poet laureate Robert Southey's story of The Three Bears. It predates Goldilocks. The film features HIS version of the plot re-worked by me with brand new original rhyming lyrics to a musical theatre tune.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

24 AUG 2004 :
Quem Pastores

Thumbnail portrait of a woman who may be Elizabeth Branwell the sister-in-law of Patrick Bronte. Here she is singing my original rhming hymn lyrics set to the "tune" of the German carol Quem Pastores

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUL 2004 :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning
with the
Dhoop Dope


Thumbnail still from my original rhyming comic anti-poetry poem about hating school - Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dope Dhoop

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
VOICE ACTING

12 JAN 2004 :
Aisle Evil -
((Pep-) Talk
Like a Pirate)


Thumbnail portrait of the piratical gruff old man singer of Aisle Evil - ((Pep))Talk Like a Pirate. The song is set to a familiar instrumental and features original rhyming lyrics

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JAN 2004 :
Bitter Man's
Vitamins


Thumbnail sitll of Ross the Sloth the virtual animated speaker of my original rhyming poem about health and fitness. The rhyme is called "Bitter Man's Vitamins"

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

10 DEC 2003 :
Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art

Thumbnail still from Day of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st ('art) - It is a Flash MX animated version of the Dies Irae from the Requiem Mass. All the Latin lyrics have been replaced with English soundalikes. I was ABLE to hear them and relay the result.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
MISHEARD LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)

06 NOV 2003 :
Flash(in') in
the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent


Thumbnail still from my Flash MX animation of a cheeky comic song about physical flexbility. It features original rhyming lyrics set to a well-known tune

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE PROCESSING

04 MAY 1999:
Prayer the Brontës' Father
Taught Us'


Thumbnail still of a JOINT parody of the Lord's Prayer and a sewing sampler made by Anne Bronte when t'lass worrr proporrrr titchy

GRAPHICS EDITING
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL PARODY
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

 

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