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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)
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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

 

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"What Would Your Money Say to You ?"
asked the British .financial. website who
were .running the competition. that inspired me
to .write. and .create. the .animated. .poem.
"The $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)".

~ ~ The Descent (Dissent ?) (of Man (~) &) "MON" ~

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~ The Descent (Dissent ?) (of Man &) "MON",
(&) Selection in Relation to (")Sex (Pistols(")).

~ Underground "Underground" ~

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In the above over-sized overview of
"underground" .ART. .(possibly "Underground"
.ART .if two types of "Tubes" (and their

~ Confetti Graffitti ~

oil-based lubes) find "marriage" on a
carriage - coloured, I confess, with less
confetti than .graffitti , departing from

~ Logomotion Locomotion ~

Heathrow (not Death Row) to honeymoon
in Harwich "overground"ing, overnighting,
over-seeing : <Overseas Odysseys>, in a
(hurry and a) "wedding (and a wagon) train"
(but not in "long-"RUN"ning series" "Wagon Train"),
shunting through the bunting, plainly
(")plastered("), boasting and toasting coasting to
the coast, with wet words dripping down the
doors - the <Locomotion's Logo('s)motion(s)>),

~ --> You are HERE ! <-- ~

"underground" .ART .that has made it to
(and in) the mainstream, we can trace
(and .trace ) the influences Banksy
.drew .(and drew) from - from (darlin')
Darwin.(the author of "On the Origin
of Species" and "The Descent of Man,
and Selection in Relation to Sex"
who's own originality has been
challenged, as strongly as any claim
for Bacon against Shakespeare, and
who, ((again) ironically) is lampooned
in a (stinging ?) "The Hornet" original
.cARToon.ed by an unknown originator)
to re-readings of Jamie Reid's re-readings
of royal .portraiture .....

~ Reid's Re-Readings ~

of royal .portraiture .....

.....of royal .portraiture .....

.....of royal .portraiture .

~ Decapitation Depiction ~

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A Head (of State) divorced from its body
is, like the <mismatched mutation> of
the Charles Darwin/Orang-Outang
MonkeyMan/ManMonkey, arguably a
subversive .depiction .of decapitation.

~ Re-Reading : Beheading ~

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The accent the axe sent may be
decent awe or dissent ;

in descent

from "Descent".

Portrayal Betrayal (Bet Royal )

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In his purposefully
(Royal) Purple
(-perpetrating)
<Pop Art> .portrayal .
of Elizabeth II on the single sleeve
(and subsequent promotional material) for
the Sex Pistols' song "God Save the Queen",
Jamie Reid denies the subject he is Subject
(and subjected) to eyes and individuality.....

~ Reid's Re-Re-Readings ~

....."and individuality".....

....."and individuelity".....

....."and indivijouleity".....

....."and indivijewelity".....

~ (Union) Jack Boots ~

.....with ~ echoes of ~ but not
<ENORMITY> of non-conformity
- the uniformity is no newer and
no more (Union) Jack-Booted than
the <Machin-ised mechanised>

~ The STAMP of a Stamp ~

..... [STAMP !] of a stamp......

"Crown Paints" : Paint Crowns

.....recognised as the <mark of a mark>,
the <brand of a brand> : "Crown Paints"
(~ by appointment to ~) paint : crowns
with can after can after can like Andy can
(not "Andy Capp") with his Group of Soups
<famed framed> at New York's
Museum of Modern Art.and addressed

~ MoMA Coma ~

by can after can after can after can
after can after can after can after can
after can after can after can after can
after can after can after can after can
after can after can after can after can
after can after can after can after can
after can after can after can after can
after can after can after can after can

~ "can after" Canned After ~

in :

Andy Warhol's Handy Wall-Holes

Andy Warhol's Handy Wall-Holes (Silent Version)

 
"Andy Warhol's Handy Wall-Holes" - 32 Campbell's Soup Cans "Arrange exchange"
with 32 Crown Paints varieties. Flavours are swapped for Colours with some logic.
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Andy Warhol BECAME (an icon of) .art.
making icons and .art .from silence,
screen prints and the supermart.

This ".film " is silent,
a series of screencasts
of pseudo screen prints
------------> sliding, ---------
siding with or covering up
(copious) "original" copies.

~ Mu(tila)ted (Not) Muted ~

"God Save the Queen" sold
"(copious) "original" copies".
The monarch's mouth on the
divine design of Jamie Reid's
cover is covered up,
<cut out by a cut out>
but she is not cut up or cut off ;
(quiet) - mutilated, she is NOT muted -
for there is ALWAYS a mic' on an icon.

~ A Mic on an Icon ~

Here you can hear the silence
the "mic' on an icon" picks up as
(following on (and separate) from
"a long-"RUN"ning series" of
Silent Films)
"Andy Warhol Eats a Hamburger" :

Andy Warhol Eats a Hamburger

Andy Warhol Eats a Hamburger

 
"Andy Warhol Eats a Hamburger" in this film shared by RocketBoom.
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An icon's outline's powers of penetration,
like those of any word or logo are
ENHANCED when "Reduced",
slight strokes strike a
tendency to potency
and so we see
the source of the sauce is
Heinz .
We catch up with ketchup
and find that we fetch up :
the "mic' on an icon" is no
<big mic' on a Big Mac>
for the big bag's bagsied
Burger King ......

Burger King to Monkey Queen

.....with its formula food from
culled cattle construed, by
the shrewd, slowly chewed
to allow
this equation - invasion :

Andy Warhol's
"Elizabeth Taylor"
(1963)

PLUS

Jamie Reid's
"Queen Elizabeth II"
(1977)

EQUALS

Banksy's
"Monkey Queen"
(2003)

Elizabeths Tailored

......illustrated. in the .image. "Elizabeths Tailored"

Elizabeths Tailored (November 16 2010)


"Elizabeths Tailored" - Visually punning image showing the line-art lineage
connecting Andy Warhol's 1963 "Elizabeth Taylor", Jamie Reid's 1977
"Queen Elizabeth II" and Banksy's 2003 "Monkey Queen".

~ Burger Awf ! ~

thats title's entitled to
.pun. on
<Titles>,
~ a pair of Queens ~
(.cards.)
(~ kept close to the chest ~),
(and perhaps kept close to (or in) the .chest freezer.
(if such is a place (to place not just .plaice. but
(to mince with))) the mince that, as .COLD.
culled cattle, keeps a Burger King burger
from (~) going awf (at a tangent (~)) and
being moved to <Moo> a
(.chess.)
move at a
Movie Star
and her namesake,
cultural icons steered from
"Burger King to Monkey Queen"
with an italicised twist in the "tail"
thats simple symbol signals :
"Too Much Monkey Business".

~ Too Much Monkey Business ~

Perhaps (on Chess Records),
"Too Much Monkey Business"
should be chucked away or buried.

Let's ask rock 'n' roll cultural icon
Chuck Berry.

"Too Much Monkey Business" - Chuck Berry


Chuck Berry Sings "Too Much Monkey Business". His character has been
"working at the mill". He doesn't say if it is the Soho Mill or the Mouse Mill.
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~ Where rock 'n' roll is concerned ~,
it seems "you never can" have
~ too much of a good thing ~
as the Fine Young Cannibals would attest :

(.....unless fined).

~ Fine Young Cannibals ~

"Good Thing" - Fine Young Cannibals

 
Official video for Fine Young Cannibals - "Good Thing"

(Don't) *Fine* Young Cannibals

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They would have to be found to be
committing a crime to be fined.....

.....whilst Banksy would have to be
found (to be fined) <full stop>.

(Standards &) Poor Punctuation

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.

full stop

."you never can" start a sentence with a "." (full-stop)
unless prepared to be <seriously sentenced> -
undone by a "long-"RUN"ning series"
of seriously unserious serious sentences,
the poor pun in poor punctuation and
the punishable crime of
<VITAL TITLE>
"cRHYME & PUNishme(a)N.T."
appearing to have been
prepared : pre-paired
with Banksy's book :
"Walls & Piece".

~ (Not So) Novel Ideas ~

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Billed for their billing -
the prepared pre-paired will
be fine if the fine was pre-paid to
~ build a better future ~
brick by brick and wall by wall.

~ (Golden) Monkey (Business) ~

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There's most of a WALL in WArhol -
which is (')Andy and it's 'andy to be.....

.....reunited with this .picture. from my
original .animated poem. in which
we may observe the golden faces of
a golden monkey and a golden .pig..

~ "Arrange(d) (S)ExChange" ~

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Some "Monkey Business" is still afoot as,
in a final (assumed) "Arrange"-d sex
"(ex)change", the Ore Boar, becalmed,
becomes (.sweet. and) .sow.(-y)-er
to contrarianly defy and deny the
negative notion that :

"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"

~ Wartime Warning ~

His/her "bacon bits" BLITZed, we are
taken back to (if not aback by)
the wartime warning :

~ "...walls have ears !" ~

"...walls have ears !"

"Don't forget that walls have ears !
CARELESS TALK COSTS LIVES"
(1940 Poster by Fougasse)


"Don't forget that walls have ears ! -
CARELESS TALK COSTS LIVES" -
Cautionary Second World War Poster
by Fougasse (1940 Original)

"Don't forget that
.walls
....have ears !"

~ Walls Do NOT Have Ears ~

Oddly, taking a proper ganda at
Fougasse's forties propaganda,
as it continues to caution :
"CARELESS TALK COSTS LIVES",
reveals that whilst the plastered
poster draws [ATTENTION !] to
"ears", via written words that
deem the spoken indiscretions
of the loose-lipped dangerous -,
it "features" no .drawings.
of ears.

Although in profile, the foregrounded
<.Cakes. 'n' Cuppas> couple are missing
any such auditory appendages.

~ Homogeny's Ideologies ~

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Behind them (but against them),
the ((")Berlin) WALL(")S do NOT have
visible ears, instead they are covered,
(STAMPed, MARKed, BRANDed,) patterned,
in uniform regimented repetition, like
a supermarket shelf,
a soup-er market shelf,
a soup-er stock-market shelf,
with the knowingly iconic front


Not over here but he can overhear, Hitler Highlighted.

of a face - the front of the face of
a National Front, a National Front
desirous of pushing back frontiers
with swastika stickers and
Homogeny's Ideologies.....

~ Ideologies Not Sausages ~

.....but not sausages.

~ CONcealed CONgealed ~

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To mention "sausages" to the Ore Boar
would not be .cool. or .cool.ish, it would
be cruel and "GHOULISH" and much


"MORE "FOOLISH"" - Photo-Edited Text Spoofing the
Style of the llluminated Dot-Matrix Stock Market Ticker.

"MORE "FOOLISH"" than to squeal and
reveal what Pertelote could not conceal
: they "pert" a lot in sausages
ANY part that will congeal.

~ "This Little Piggy..." ~

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(")We(e ! Wee ! Wee !")

"Don't forget that
Wall's
have pigs' ears !"

Wall(')s (Sausages) Have Ears

easily.....

~ Führer Furore/Furore ~

.....nor resist the temptation
to (gnaw or) try to
~ bring home the bacon ~
rashly (as a rasher),
<streakily streaking>
(if not flashily flashing)
(~) down (and out (~)
(~ without a doubt ~ ) ~ down)
the (home-page) home straight ~
where ~ .pigs. might fly ~
if .pigs. don't .fry.
~ flying in the face of fashion ~
and a fascist führer's fury.

~ Mad Dictators ~

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Ultimately, neither Hitler nor I won,
~ which is all to the good ~
((l)aughter (h)aul)(,)
it would be altogetherly bad
for Mad Dictators to be allowed to
~ make a right .pigs.'s ear ~ of things -
THAT's the right of the "...right .pig....",
no matter how "right" or "left"
whatever's left of (")him(") is.

~ Pig For Victory ~

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(")We(e ! Wee ! Wee !")
should shriek : " .Pig. for Victory !"
and ~ cast our vote ~ and our ~ pearls
of wisdom ~ before .swine. and not
whine when we don't win.

~ Not a "V Sign" ~

This is not a "V" sign.....

~ Note : A "Me" Sign ~

.....but this might be a "Me" Sign and.....

~ Swine-ing Off ~

.....a sign that it's time to S(w)ign Off.

~ Get Chopped Up with the Ore Boar ~

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TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
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05 JUN 2009 :
William Blake's
"Lamb-like
Wail"

Thumbnail of a Gripped Eyeball - A still from my multimedia version of William Blake's The Tyger - William Blake's Lamb-like Wail. Part 3 of a series of Poetic Post Cards

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SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
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1 OF MY FAVOURITES

30 NOV 2008 :
Emma Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"

Thumbnail Still of the Statue of Liberty's Golden Mask - Click and you will witness it speaking the words of Emma Lazarus's poem "The New Colossus" in its native French Accent. Part 2 of a Series of Poetic Post Cards

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TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
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10 AUG 2008 :
W.H. Auden's
"O where are
you going ?"

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04 MAY 2008:
The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)

Thumbnail still of some sailing boats with Doritos for sails. They were made for a competition using Reallusion's iclone animation software - and illustrate part of a comic rhyming song I wrote to fit some prescribed music

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07 FEB 2008 :
The
Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine

Thumbnail of a still from a comic animated greeting I made which takes part of St. Augustine's Confessions and has them sung by medieval characters painted by Benozzo Gozzoli

PANTING PAINTING
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SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

18 JAN 2008 :
Black and White
at The White House

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MORPHING MORPHINE
FACIAL ANIMATION
FANTAMORPH 1st GO
HISTORICAL HEADS

08 JAN 2008 :
((He(e) Be(e))
G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
"London Town"

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SURPRISING SINGING
AUDIO EDITING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
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SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

01 DEC 2007 :
The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)

Thumbnail still from my competition entry comic poem about the sub-prime market financial crisis

COMPETITION ENTRY
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
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ORIGINAL TOPICAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (BLUFFTITLER)
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17 SEP 2007 :
Unguessed
Ghost Guest

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STEREO MONOLOGUE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
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TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUN 2007 :
These Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth

Thumbnail still from a film illustrating my attempts to create a pair of virtual Wellington Boots using Reallusion software's first CloneCloth release

CLOTHES DESIGN
CUSTOM CONTENT
SOFTWARE DEMO

17 MAR 2007 :
SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie

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SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

02 MAR 2007 :
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Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example

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18 OCT 2006 :
Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)

Thumbnail still from my original animation of some original hymnal song lyrics I wrote

COMPETITION ENTRY
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
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2D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL LYRICS
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SUBTITLED
TITLING (PHOTODRAW)
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12 AUG 2006 :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip

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ONLY MY FAVOURITE
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ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

07 JUN 2006 :
The
Ratcatcher's
Daughter

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VICTORIAN VERMINATOR
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23 APR 2006 :
Toil in Soil

Thumbnail still of a Singing Gnome frrom an animated greeting created with Reallusion's Crazy Talk Software. His delivery is of original rhyming lyrics.

GARDEN GUARDIAN
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

18 FEB 2006 :
Animal Rites

Thumbnail still of a virtual Ancient Greek girl relating a monologue about vegetarianism, barbecues and the Eleusian Mysteries religious cult

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING

21 JAN 2006 :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP
Turned Up

Thumbnail portrait of a virtual scarecrow in a field of rape. He looks like Vincent Van Gogh amomg his sunflowers but that is not who he is. He is singing original rhyming lyrics to a well-known tune and dancing with a custom choreography create by hand in Reallusion iClone Motion Editor

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

05 NOV 2005 :
EWE Who
"Yoo Hoo !"
a Good
(Hidin') Heidi

Thumbnail portrait of a little lamb who is a who who is a singing sheep singing original rhymng lyrics in a greeting set to a familiar tune

ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

13 JUN 2005 :
Knowledge
of Porridge

Thumbnail still of the little old woman and a bear taken from my Flash MX animated re-working of poet laureate Robert Southey's story of The Three Bears. It predates Goldilocks. The film features HIS version of the plot re-worked by me with brand new original rhyming lyrics to a musical theatre tune.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

24 AUG 2004 :
Quem Pastores

Thumbnail portrait of a woman who may be Elizabeth Branwell the sister-in-law of Patrick Bronte. Here she is singing my original rhyming hymn lyrics set to the "tune" of the German carol Quem Pastores

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUL 2004 :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning
with the
Dhoop Dope

Thumbnail still from my original rhyming comic anti-poetry poem about hating school - Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dope Dhoop

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
VOICE ACTING

12 JAN 2004 :
Aisle Evil -
((Pep-) Talk
Like a Pirate)

Thumbnail portrait of the piratical gruff old man singer of Aisle Evil - ((Pep))Talk Like a Pirate. The song is set to a familiar instrumental and features original rhyming lyrics

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JAN 2004 :
Bitter Man's
Vitamins

Thumbnail sitll of Ross the Sloth the virtual animated speaker of my original rhyming poem about health and fitness. The rhyme is called "Bitter Man's Vitamins"

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

10 DEC 2003 :
Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art

Thumbnail still from Day of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st ('art) - It is a Flash MX animated version of the Dies Irae from the Requiem Mass. All the Latin lyrics have been replaced with English soundalikes. I was ABLE to hear them and relay the result.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
MISHEARD LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)

06 NOV 2003 :
Flash(in') in
the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent

Thumbnail still from my Flash MX animation of a cheeky comic song about physical flexbility. It features original rhyming lyrics set to a well-known tune

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE PROCESSING

04 MAY 1999:
Prayer the Brontës' Father
Taught Us'

Thumbnail still of a JOINT parody of the Lord's Prayer and a sewing sampler made by Anne Bronte when t'lass worrr proporrrr titchy

GRAPHICS EDITING
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL PARODY
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

  

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