Below is my second
effort with .Crazy
Talk 3.5 .
showing my first use
of <<.animated.eyes>>
(if not "Aye"s...<just
yet> or <yet just>) and
the benefits of selecting a character so
agéd that his toothlessness
is not disturbing.
<AYE
!>
The .tune.less
.tone.s
are
strained strangulations
of my untutored, undoctored,
"Talk Like a Pirate",
do-it-all-in-one-taped-take-and-a-single-breath,
yokel-.vocal.s.
<AYE
!>
It's appalling
caterwauling
....................mauling
yer fave
incidental.instrumental..
<AYE
!>
A mauled cat wailing'd sound better.
........................................................
Betterget
a kit...
Cover yer ears
(and yer rears),
<dispute with [.MUTE.]>
and muchly muchly .sweetererly. .la-la
lally.
along yerselves...:
~
Aisle Evil - ((Pep-)Talk Like a Pirate) ~
~
Monday 12 January 2004 ~
AISLE
EVIL
My.Lyrics.
Set to "Eye Level"
.Original
Melody . by
Jack Trombey ( ~ he's not a Zombie
~
and he's not in "The
Zombies")
Popularised by The
Simon Park Orchestra
Used as the .theme
tune. to seventies .detective
serial.: "Van
der Valk". This version by a .brass
band..
Well
now for years both your ears
Have been teeming with tears
Their briney brimmings are telling tales
Taking their toll on the shape of your soul
Your rôle's to seek not salvage grails
You won't
find any kind of solace in a mind
That is blind to beatitude
Don't build Malice a palace
Just because you're too proud to place platitude
Languishing
! Anguishing !
Malingering is King
And Agony's Emperor
Walled-up with wailing
You wallow in sorrow
You're a simpering whimperer!
Make
a truce with the truth
Unhinge the yoke of youth
It is time to face your disgrace
Once you own you're alone
You can begin to atone
For what made you MOAN
Don't
waste MORE time feeling sorry
Instead just pray that your quarry
Swiftly succumbs and becomes chums
with cheerfulness
A sweetening sacrifice
All advice
has its price
So open up your heart (and purse)
Pause to reflect and genuflect
No longer nurse
Crass cause to CURSE !
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The
WHOLE "Aisle Evil" SERIES
~ and the last
shall be first ~
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JUST FOR FUN
ONLY MY FAVOURITE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING