Below is my second
effort with .Crazy
Talk 3.5.
showing my first use
of <<animated
eyes>>
(if not "Aye"s...<just yet> or <yet just>) and
the benefits of selecting a character so
agéd that his toothlessness is not disturbing.
<AYE
!>
...The tuneless tones are the strained
strangulations of my untutored, undoctored
"Talk Like a Pirate", do-it-all-in-one-taped-
take-and-a-single-breath, yokel-vocals.
<AYE
!>
...It's appalling
caterwauling...
mauling yer fave
incidental instrumental.
<AYE
!>
...A mauled cat wailing'd sound better.
Betterget
a kit...
Cover yer ears
(and yer rears), <dispute
with
[MUTE] >and muchly muchly .sweetererly.
la-la
lally along yerselves...:
Aisle
Evil - ((Pep-)Talk Like a Pirate
~
Monday 12 January 2004 ~
AISLE
EVIL
My Lyrics Set to "Eye Level"
Original Melody by Jack Trombey
Popularised by The Simon Park Orchestra
Used as the theme tune to seventies
detective serial : "Van Der Valk".
This version by a brass band.
Well
now for years both your ears
Have been teeming with tears
Their briney brimmings are telling tales
Taking their toll on the shape of your soul
Your rôle's to seek not salvage grails
You won't
find any kind of solace in a mind
That is blind to beatitude
Don't build Malice a palace
Just because you're too proud to place platitude
Languishing
! Anguishing !
Malingering is King
And Agony's Emperor
Walled-up with wailing
You wallow in sorrow
You're a simpering whimperer!
Make
a truce with the truth
Unhinge the yoke of youth
It is time to face your disgrace
Once you own you're alone
You can begin to atone
For what made you MOAN
Don't
waste MORE time feeling sorry
Instead just pray that your quarry
Swiftly succumbs and becomes chums
with cheerfulness
A sweetening sacrifice
All advice
has its price
So open up your heart (and purse)
Pause to reflect and genuflect
No longer nurse
Crass cause to CURSE !