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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)
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The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

The ($ubtitled) $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)

~ 1 December 2007 (Subtitles 4 April 2010) ~

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~ Ore Boar's (Piggy) (Bank) Notes - 06 ~

"What Would Your Money Say to You ?"
asked the British .financial. website who
were .running the competition. that inspired me
to .write. and .create. the .animated. .poem.
"The $ub-Rh¥m€ ("Mark" It !)".

~ Punning into Runs ~

Control from such a crutch
Is not worth much

...and neither is a .visual pun . as wooden
as these wooden crutches would have
been if seen as (sneersomely) inferior to
(and "undone" by) some
(un"undone") superiorly shiny shoes.

**~ Choose (Running) Running Shoes ~**

"wooden" ?
Slick, the sticks would ~ take no stick ~
they ~ wouldn' 'ave it ~ and
not underarm and not under'and
they oversaw the loose-laced chasers -
peg-legging, proud, in perfect pacers.

~ Running into Puns ~

~ "If it's got legs then run with it" ~
"run"s the cliché.

"If it's got "feet" then it might be a poem,"
puns the me (Yay !) who is
~ .PUSHing. ((~ just ~) my luck ~ and)
~ the boat out ~ (or ~ .PULLing. your leg ~) to
appear to .CONTROL. the chaos of convention
by pointing (at and) out the <enjoyment of
enjamb(')ment>in the (unvexed) hexed text :

To those who'd rather ~ RUN
Their own affairs ~

where "RUN" runs the claws of its
clause through the [RED LIGHT]s
and fake breaks .verse. can disperse.

[DON'T !] ~ jam on the brakes ~
- just "put" : "Jam on the gammon !"

~ Jam on the Gammon ~

The "jam(/be)" jammed in "enjamb(e)ment"
is .French. for "leg" and their word for "ham"
is "jambon"

~ (Toute) Sweet Meat ~

However, if you put
jam(b) on
"ham"
the consequent ".Sweet. Meat"
might become gammon
that has more in common
with ".Sweetmeat."
(and confectioners' condiments)
than is the sort of
[ASSAULTED !]
unseated, un-salted
(")preserve(") of a
piglet's pilfered procreative parts

~ Piglets' Giblets ~

[ONCE !]
[WINCE !]
"he" has been "strung up"
[WINCE !][WINCH !][WINCE !]
by
[WINCE !]
[ONCE !]
more
(and then less) than the ~ short and
curlies ~ on sale with his tail......

~ Hamlet's Gambits ~

.....which, may ~ show (tell-tale)
((Golden Fleece(d) (pub-)) signs ~
of being less ~ SORRY ~, less gorey ;
Recompensed as more condensed
than Hamlet's shaggy (black) dog
STORY .....

~ Stability and Agility ~

.....and so we see how
-----> EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED <-----
even when [CUT OFF !] ----->

The ability to find stability, through
keen-eyed, quick-brained
sure-footed, neat feats of agilty, is
something (stupid ?) EVERYBODY WANTS.

~ Everybody Wants... ~

"EVERYBODY WANTS" "to .CONTROL.
the chaos of convention". This is not odd,
~ let's face it ~, : it's not only
a faceless God who wants to "...Rule..."
and "...Run the World", an observation
Roland Orzabal and Curt Smith hit home with
with an 80s hit .song. .sung. in two variations.....

"Everybody Wants to Run the World (Running Mix)"
Tears for Fears SPORT AID Charity Single (1985)

~ Everybody Knows ~

....of course, "Everybody Knows"
(and "Everybody wants...")

"Everybody Knows" by Leonard Cohen

(and)
that it's actually "facebook" that
rules and runs the world.

Small wonder.....

~ Everybody Hurts ~

...... "Everybody Hurts"

"Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M.

~ Every Body Hurts ~

Every body hurts if .PUSHed. too far,
too fast, too soon and too long to last
past <grasps at gasps> - stretched 'til
stretchered (wretched) off, fit only for
( (~) fits and) starts (~) that forfeit
(and cushion) with caution
over-exertion's exhaustion extortion.

~ Every Second Counts ~

As "the .tortoise. taught us" ((thank you Lewis,
(if not Lewis) who wasn't "Lewis" anyway),
sometimes some times a sprinter targets
(should they ~ .hare. around ~ ) with
~ more haste, less $peed ~ and
remember to exorcise exercise
with NO RELAXATION of relaxation)

~ Sizeable Schooner's Named Anchor ~

might be realised sooner than a
Spoonerism can make a very fast
ferry vast.

~ Pushing the (Big) Boat Out ~

(")IN(...") ................................("...)OUT(...")

.PUSHing. -------------> SIZEABLE SCHOONER

"...shake it all about !
Do the Hokey Cokey..."

if you REALLY want to ;
but don't pour hokey coke
in your power-lunch punch
('t'll make your paw's punch poor).

~ Seconds Out ! ~

"Seconds out ! ROUND TWO !"

~ 2nd Every Second Counts ~

"Round Two" is got around to in around
439 seconds that "...count'..." in the
introductory segment of this 1992 edition
of Talbot Television & Group W Productions'
Paul Daniels-fronted Quiz Show
"Every Second Counts".

At the time of my search
(October the 2nd 2010)
this was the ONLY .illustrative. .episode.
of the .programme. available at YouTube.

Every Second Counts (1992)

~ CONjuring Tricks ~

I had no "Control" over the content
but was more than content to discover
Paul's peculiar pronunciation of
"contestant" - with his emphasis
on the "con" not the "test" the
rest of us would hammer home
(Home Counties-stylie), wiley not
to bash a thumb or hurt a hand
then bandaged like (a boxer's or)
the "Force"d fist of trainee
(dis)Mounted Police Constable
"Cliff BACON".....

~ Cliff (BACON) Hanger ~

......quizzed "randomly" (?) on,
of all things,..... "Keep Fit".....

.........................................which DOES fit.

PERFECTLY

**~ Now THAT's Magic ! ~**

"Now THAT's *Magic* !".

~ Now THAT's > Tragic < ! ~

"Every Second Counts" "contestant"s,
Cliff and Lisa BACON were not the
(")Hawaii
(~ High (")Five(") ~ (( ~ Yo ho (h)(")O(") ~ liday(ing))
Top Prize winners.

"Now THAT's >Tragic< !"

.....but only barely, only briefly,
only in this contest's context ;
sure enough, soon enough
peripateia will conspire
to take them (")higher (and higher("))

"...'cause Every Loser Wins"......

~ Running Out of Space ~

((")"We(e Wee Wee !"(")) see-see-seem to be
~ "run"ning out of space ~ on this page ;
the Google-Goggles will definitely deem
it a "resource hog" so the crawl through
my scrawl will be too cruel to rule it
a ranker.

~ Enjamb(e)ment Employment ~

Therefore, let us share the enjoyment
of "Enjam(b)ement Employment"
and "RUN" on and "RUN" over to find
out how "Every Loser Wins" in
[PART 7] of 15.

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