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Psocker SychoAnalysis -
The Jung Juans' Fraudian Slip on the Skip

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~ BREAKDOWN-PSYCHO'S ANALYSIS ~

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From South Korea, with a career that has not
.~ gone south ~., but rather .~ gone global ~.
<Seoul-ed Out>
noble Hee Young Woo avoids the .snowball.
of sole doubt .<~ gone postal ~ >.
that, wicked, whispers, through his whiskers :
"sssssSanta - You've ssssssold out !"

~ (T)Aint Saint NiCo(ca)-Colas ~

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Santa
has been
~ in the Money ~
and
~ in the red ~
read right in
(dead of night
&
pilot light
&)
.RED & WHITE.
- a (.p.o.p.ular) ".p.o.p."
.p.romoting
(.p.o.p.pular) ".p.o.p." -

since .Coca-Cola. chose his clothes
and what
his .Christmas. custom costume cost...
...making a (fortune and a)
~ Saint that Ain't ~
(not a "Sainted Aunt")
of
.NiCo(ca)-Colas.

~ Bi-Polar-Disorder-Bare-Bear ~

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About the poke of "Coke"
As an unconscious joke, About the *poke* of "Coke"

From "~ in the Money ~" to
~ in the "money shot" ~

~ Here's one in yer eye ~
(from yer (chap's) Jap's eye)
if you .can. spy a bear behind
a bare behind
and
eye-dent(y-de)fy
"the poke of "Coke"'s
(Un-"...Fairy Feller"('s)
Master(ed Vinegar)-Stroke(")s
the <larf in the scaugh> of the
Bi-Polar .Coca-Cola. Disordered Bare Bear.

~ Open Wide - Making a Splash ~

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Favourite
My Favourite Non-Flickr Flicker.
Carl Jung
~ makes a splash ~ with Sigmund Freud's "Coke".

<~ Open wide> (to criticism ~), Carl Jung
~ makes a splash ~
(if not Santa's <(cached) ca$h>)
as my favourite (non-Flickr) Flicker...

159
(Well (?)(-)(Hung) Jung and (.Froid.) Freud Show the .Snow. They
~ Have Some Bottle ~ (to Battle (for Better) in the Bitter .Cold.),
.BLACK & WHITE. or a ~ Birthday Suit ~.

...and shows (the .snows.)
he's a <stickler>
sparring with the bar,
'n' a third type of
(.keeper.'s)
~ keepie uppie ~,
whilst (.froid.) Freud does
(~ his pieces ~
and his
~ best to avoid ~ a)
~ battle with the bottle ~ ,
it's a <tickler> but he's <fickle-er>.

~ From Tickle to Tackle (is Tacky) ~

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Or maybe "tackle"ing
Or maybe "tackle"ing

From "tickle" to ""tackle""...

"tackle" as a .VERB. is :

.Attacky. in .sports. played in shorts
and in shirts, in fast spurts, 'til it hurts

"tackle" as a .NOUN. is :

.Plain tacky. in ".indoor sports." played,
by (and with) <squirts> (in and) out of
(.jockeys.') boxer or (.boxers.') jockey shorts.

~ Snow Problem's No Problem ~

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The ".snow."s not intended
to ~ get up your nose ~
or to get up Freud's nose
as I reiterate its
<double meaning> as :

..1..

a .chilly. .weather. condition

..2..

a drug that might be imported from Chile
and yet is not extracted from chilies -
which aren't .chilly. at all - er, unless
you take them out in the ".snow.".

~ From Tackle to Crack-Haul is Cacky ~

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A crack about "Crack"
A crack about "Crack"

Earlier on (~ in the running order ~),
"England and New Order" ordered us
(not "U.S.") to "Get round the back,",
you can review (your view and) ~ take
(yourself back ~ (not ~ aback ~ or
t'bacco)) and) ~ a view ~ on whether
such instruction was ~ out of order ~ by
.p.eeking (.p.ossibly .p.iqued, .p.iquant and .p.eaking)
[HERE]...

~ Back to Back(side [Off Side !]) ~

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...And then
[COME BACK !]
back to "back"
(and cheek to cheeky)
to ""Get round the back," with
"a crack about "Crack""
and the "craic" of getting
"...round the back,"
of Freud's (.tacky.) (.cacky.)
(off-colour) offside backside.

~ Cracks about Crack(s) ~

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Some <cracked> (up ?) definitions of CRACK :

Craic

(.Irish.) Levity, Fun, High Spirits

Crack

A Joke

Crack

-a-Jack

Crack

A Bum Crack

Crack

Crack Cocaine

Crack

Elite (e.g. "Crack Commando")

(Going) "Commando"

Wearing no Pants

Crackers

What you go after
"(Going) "Commando""
(in the Snow)

Crack Crack

A Bum Crack Packed with Crack Cocaine

Crack Crack Crack

An extra-effective Bum Crack
Packed with Crack Cocaine

The Crack's Arse Snowing

Crack Cocaine Powdering (Without Regard)
Out of the Unguarded Rear of a Rear Guard

"The Cracks Are Showing"

A Song by Vivian Stanshall

~ Substantial Stanshall ~

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Listen to Vivian Stanshall's
"The Cracks Are Showing"
[streaming] at [Last.FM]

EDIT !

or watch this .video. :

~ The Cracks Are Showing ~

The Cracks Are Showing by Vivian Stanshall


The Cracks Are Showing by Vivian Stanshall

~ From Cacky to Kick ALL is Kaká ~

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Vivian Stanshall
was an immense talent
and could ~ put on a cracking show ~ as
.can. Kaká who .can. juggle BOTH his balls
at once and hit the target.

~ <Strike a Light> , Light Striker ! ~

Kaká Joga Bonita's Ball Skills :


Introduced by Eric .Can.tona, Kaká .can. juggle both his balls at once.
And ~ strike a light ~ the light striker strikes a (~) light (...fantastic (~)).
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~ Strike a Light ! ~

Striking ((not striking) (or streaking))
light-striking light .striker. Kaká shows
he is ~ all he is cracked up to be ~ with no
recreational or performance-enhancing
drugs required to ~ give him "bottle" ~.

~ Cracking Up with a Jokey Junkie ~

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Coke Crack Pipe
Carl Jung fingering his (Coke) Crack Pipe, not his crack's pipe.

Here is Jung fingering his crack pipe
(not his crack's pipe).

I "lucked out" finding the .image. of a
.Coke. Bottle that had been adapted
for use as a Coke Bottle.

I didn't have to do a lot of .image.-doctoring.

It is a "found" article...

(a fo'nd, fondled 'eart tickle ?)

...and not a deception.

Somewhere out there (if not "Somewhere
Out There
") ("out there" or sober) is a
.jokey. junkie.

~ Connection Detections ~

 
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Free Association Football
Free Association Football

<Free Association> Football

This line is dependent on the association
of "Association" with : "Association".

Liberated - free-thinking's, free-thinking,
"Free Association" freely associates itself with
"Association Football" - the unabbreviated
title of the .sport. widely-recognsied as :
.soccer..

~ (On) Special Offer ~

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Both
"Free Association" & "Association Football"
offer
GREAT FUN WAYS TO PLAY

Cartwheel 1
Cartwheel 1
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To
Free "Association Football",
(from the shackles of tackles and tackles)
"Free Associate" :
<~ making a break for freedom ~
through a whole hole in a net on the 'net>...

~ Sibilant Siblings ~

Soccer succours cigar suckers
Soccer succours cigar suckers

...and "Get Gone" (not "...with the Wind")
(or with Fiona Apple but) to where :

Soccer succours cigar suckers

I like the s...s.....sound of that.

So....s....ssssavour the sss..s...
..ssssibilant...ssssiblingsssss...

~ Dribbling Siblings ~

...and be glad they're not
(dribbling) dribbling siblings.

~ Epics of Free-Bas(e)ing Over Apex ~

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We see a .cartwheeling. (not a (Found) Art dealing)
Jung "Free Associate"ing his ~ freedom-seeking ~
with his (sneaking ?) .BLACK & WHITE.
soulfully-soled sneakers as he and they
go Free-(~)Bas(e)ing Over Apex (~).

~ When is a Cigar NOT a Cigar ? ~

When is a cigar not a cigar ?
When is a cigar not a cigar ? (Don't ask René Magritte).

When is a cigar not a cigar ? (...)

Freud's Sending Off
Ergo the Ego is hid in the Id. Carl Jung signals Freud's sending off.

...(if you don't ask René Magritte, then)
when it belongs to Sigmund Freud.

~ Freud's Sending Off ~

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Here he is, Sigmund Freud, the Father
of Psychoanalysis, outside the London
house that once belonged to him and
that now holds (our attention and) his
belongings - unless we are to suppose
that Carl Jung, (pictured right (Right ?)
in .BLACK & WHITE. ) (Right ? And)
his .ref.ereeing rôle, raised a ~ voice (of
complaint ~) and his (~ long) arm (of the

law
~) to ~ over-step the (Blue-Plaque-
marked) mark ~ (if not the Deutsch
Mark
)
and ~ unceremoniously dump ~
them prone, against a cone, in a
[NO CAR (and [NO CIGAR]) ZONE].

Ergo the Ego is hid in the Id

by the Mother(fokker) of In(ter)vention...

~ The Mother(fokker) of In(ter)vention ~

Until we "Slip" the skip
Until we "Slip" the skip

...whose unne.cess.ary "ne.cess.ity"
(like Freud's unne.cess.arily (airily)
~ bare ne.cess.ity ~) .can. only last :

Until we (Freudianly) "Slip" the skip

~ Stick it Out ! ~

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[WELL DONE] for ~ sticking it out ~
through <20 Pages (!) > of this
"Breakdown PSYCHO's Analysis" of
"Psocker SychoAnalysis - The Jung
Juans' Fraudian Slip on the Skip
".

~ Bookmark : Mark, Booked ~

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~ Pride comes before a fall ~ and ~ fools fall
when they ~ rush in

~ The Russians are Coming ! ~

?? ??????? ?????

in Russian in Russian
?? ??????? ?????
where ( .LITTLE. ) "Angels"
fear to "Tread (~) softly" on the poor
who "you will always have among you"
(Mark Mark's not Marky Mark's words) and
"The (poor (?)) Interpretation of Dreams";

"World in Motion"'s Whirled Emotions

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.
Cool.
-headed Freud ~ calls : "[Foul !]" ~
and commits
<.one
on one.>

(if not one on the
(expressed : "Express yourself,()) it's .one on
one.
," of "World in Motion"'s (whirled emotions) :

------>>> <Jung Juan> <<<------
who .mustn't. get ~ one over ~ Freud
but .must. be ~ won over ~ by Freud
and not ~ run over ~ by Freud who
~ pours derision ~ on a(n unhonoured)
rough .ref.ereeing decision and then :
(<sick of "stick">),
~ sticks his neck (and his "pulled leg") out ~...

Until we "Slip" the skip
Until we "Slip" the skip

...to [STAMP OUT !] Doubt and
tread on the head of Dread.

Sloppy (Second's (Sloppy Seconds)) Jalopy

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"Hip" with his hip out, Freud heralds
Triumph, but not a Triumph Herald,
a Ford Probe or this (reckoned fecund)
sloppy
(second's <~ sloppy seconds ~>)
jalopy

--->

~ Genevieve's Reprieve ~

Do not grieve for "Genevieve", she'll find
fond-found reprieve at Oedipus' Wrecks.

Revver Spoof
Revver Spoof : Centaur Ford Anal Probes Sexclusively Avail-A-Ball
@ Oedipus' Wrecks. QUICK CLICK To ~ spend a penny on me ~.

~ Oedipus' Wrecks ~

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.
Pee.
p at Genevieve on the road (not in the
road (or on the road in "On the Road") (!!))).

Oedipus' Wrecks is a fictitious :
<Used Car Dealership>(for "(Used)
Card Dealers" - [CLICK [HERE] INSTEAD]),
its business name wordplays on the title of
Greek dramatist Sophocles' <Theban Tragedy
(Trilogy)'s> (eye-openingly, blood-curdlingly,
eye-gouging (opiners')) opener :"Oedipus Rex"
and ends this presentation as it ends "The End"
because of its (Free) Association with Freud's
famed framing of : "The Oedipus Complex".

~ Pushed(,) "Puss'"(,) "'pus(s)"(,) ~

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The Oedipus Complex
actually fits Oedipus
about as well as it fits Bagpuss, i.e. loosely,
through Free Association and some (.joking.)
oblique stroking of an oblique stroke
------>"/"<------
that is as tenuous as a <cat's whisker> for
indiCATing the "Pussy"/"'pus(s)"-y"ness
they have in common with the <crudity> of
this <crude (.ditty.>'s .fishy., cheesy ending.

~ Cat Cutlets & Hamlet's Omlettes ~

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Ham goes well
with .fish. and cheese and with
~ scraping out the barrel ~
we are
~ shooting .fish. out of ~
~ to make a meal
(an omelette (!)) of ~
~ a .pig.'s ear ~
and
~ a dog's dinner ~
for
"Hamlet" -(") Prince
('s Sausages("))
of Denmark
(if not "of Darkness")
who is literature's REAL
(.basket) Case. Study of
a(n unwell) (well-read) erring
(red 'erring ?) er.. er...
er...suffer-er....er...er of
The Oedipus Complex.

~ From Referees to Revver-Ease ~

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From .ref.erees to (rev-ing "Revver") reveries,
the Oedipus' Wrecks .image. (of a clapped-out
vintage vehicle with wings on its wheels if not on
its heels) is a .spoof. of an .advert'. of the type
that was appended to online .film. clips posted to
the .video. (and (supposedly) revenue-)sharing
.media. depository : Revver.com.

Their idea was that
<original content-creators>
might be able to get paid (Fancy !! ? !!) a
proportion of the (fun) funds generated by
.commercials. attached to their intangible
(")streaming(") productions.

It seemed to make sense that this might
make cents, or better for a Brit,' - pence....

...perhaps 45p...

~ Urination Ruination ~

...or fortified .pee....

~ Taking the Piss ~

...hence the ~ phrase that pays ~ (but
~ dime a dozen ~ doesn't) is :
QUICK CLICK
To ~ spend a penny on me ~

~ Pissed Off ~

...a .joke. too peurile to not revile
"Little Hans" the Widdler-Riddler
who would be pissed off by the
low blow and go - as should you...

~ Piss Off ! ~

...(piss off)
...to the loo
...with a "Toodle-loo !"

~ Now Wash Your (Little) Han(d)s ~

~ Now Wash Your (.LITTLE.) Han(d)s ~
...and ~ Your Mouth Out ~.

~ Get Sectioned with Freud & Jung ~

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ORIGINAL TOPICAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (BLUFFTITLER)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

17 SEP 2007 :
Unguessed
Ghost Guest


Thumbnail still of a funerary cupid that speaks the words of Branwell Bronte's character Alexander Percy as he describes an angelic vision to his mother

STEREO MONOLOGUE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUN 2007 :
These Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth


Thumbnail still from a film illustrating my attempts to create a pair of virtual Wellington Boots using Reallusion software's first CloneCloth release

CLOTHES DESIGN
CUSTOM CONTENT
SOFTWARE DEMO

17 MAR 2007 :
SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie


Thumbnail still of a virtual Patrick Bronte singing and dancing The Bold Fisherman in St.Michaels - that's the Church not the Department Store - although I've not checked the label for libel - or a Bible

iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

02 MAR 2007 :
iClone
Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example


Thumbnail still from a sequence showing a custom choreography animation playing in Reallusion software's iClone Motion Editor

SOFTWARE DEMO
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION

18 OCT 2006 :
Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)


Thumbnail still from my original animation of some original hymnal song lyrics I wrote

COMPETITION ENTRY
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
2D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PHOTODRAW)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

12 AUG 2006 :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip


Thumbnail still of a virtual Jimmy Greaves playing Carl Jung with Father Christmas as Sigmund Freud in my original song with comic rhyming lyrics about soccer and psychoanalysis

JUST FOR FUN
ONLY MY FAVOURITE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

07 JUN 2006 :
The
Ratcatcher's
Daughter


Thumbnail still of Mr. Kitten Caboodle the virtual cat verminator star of the iClone animated song and dance Victorian parliament tree tease The Ratcatcher's Daughter

VICTORIAN VERMINATOR
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG AND DANCE
VOICE ACTING

23 APR 2006 :
Toil in Soil

Thumbnail still of a Singing Gnome frrom an animated greeting created with Reallusion's Crazy Talk Software. His delivery is of original rhyming lyrics.

GARDEN GUARDIAN
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

18 FEB 2006 :
Animal Rites

Thumbnail still of a virtual Ancient Greek girl relating a monologue about vegetarianism, barbecues and the Eleusian Mysteries religious cult

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING

21 JAN 2006 :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP
Turned Up

Thumbnail portrait of a virtual scarecrow in a field of rape. He looks like Vincent Van Gogh amomg his sunflowers but that is not who he is. He is singing original rhyming lyrics to a well-known tune and dancing with a custom choreography create by hand in Reallusion iClone Motion Editor

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

05 NOV 2005 :
EWE Who
"Yoo Hoo !"
a Good
(Hidin') Heidi


Thumbnail portrait of a little lamb who is a who who is a singing sheep singing original rhymng lyrics in a greeting set to a familiar tune

ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

13 JUN 2005 :
Knowledge
of Porridge


Thumbnail still of the little old woman and a bear taken from my Flash MX animated re-working of poet laureate Robert Southey's story of The Three Bears. It predates Goldilocks. The film features HIS version of the plot re-worked by me with brand new original rhyming lyrics to a musical theatre tune.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

24 AUG 2004 :
Quem Pastores

Thumbnail portrait of a woman who may be Elizabeth Branwell the sister-in-law of Patrick Bronte. Here she is singing my original rhyming hymn lyrics set to the "tune" of the German carol Quem Pastores

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUL 2004 :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning
with the
Dhoop Dope


Thumbnail still from my original rhyming comic anti-poetry poem about hating school - Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dope Dhoop

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
VOICE ACTING

12 JAN 2004 :
Aisle Evil -
((Pep-) Talk
Like a Pirate)


Thumbnail portrait of the piratical gruff old man singer of Aisle Evil - ((Pep))Talk Like a Pirate. The song is set to a familiar instrumental and features original rhyming lyrics

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JAN 2004 :
Bitter Man's
Vitamins


Thumbnail sitll of Ross the Sloth the virtual animated speaker of my original rhyming poem about health and fitness. The rhyme is called "Bitter Man's Vitamins"

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

10 DEC 2003 :
Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art

Thumbnail still from Day of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st ('art) - It is a Flash MX animated version of the Dies Irae from the Requiem Mass. All the Latin lyrics have been replaced with English soundalikes. I was ABLE to hear them and relay the result.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
MISHEARD LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)

06 NOV 2003 :
Flash(in') in
the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent


Thumbnail still from my Flash MX animation of a cheeky comic song about physical flexbility. It features original rhyming lyrics set to a well-known tune

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE PROCESSING

04 MAY 1999:
Prayer the Brontës' Father
Taught Us'


Thumbnail still of a JOINT parody of the Lord's Prayer and a sewing sampler made by Anne Bronte when t'lass worrr proporrrr titchy

GRAPHICS EDITING
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL PARODY
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

 

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