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Psocker SychoAnalysis -
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Welcome weary travel[L]er(s), you
~ (.de.)(e) ~ .Pressed. the pedal
to the
(mental) metal ~
but didn't <break the brakes> !

~ From "Time-Lapse" to TIMED Laps ~

~ (K)(No)(w) (")Need for (")Speed(")(") ~

"Need for Speed" is a videogame racing
franchise published by Electronic Arts.

Opening Video from "Need for Speed : Shift" :


Opening video from "Need for Speed : Shift".
Apparently, it contains
"Mild Suggestive Themes". These are SO mild - you would have to be
a Freudian to spot them. The use of stereo, however, is absolutely
<SPOT on> and whilst, on the vehicle roster, there's no sign of
a Ford Probe (or a probed Freud), we're treated to being seated in a
more-fittingly Germanic BMW 0:33 into this SUPERBLY-edited trailer.

~ A Blur by Blur Account ~

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No doubt motion blur will be a factor in how
"Need for Speed"'s releases (and those of its
rivals) convey (virtual) .VITESSE.. This is
borne out by "Blur" being the title of
Activision
's pixellations for petrolheads.

Blur (Arcade Racer) - Official Teaser :


Teaser Clip for "Blur". "MAY CONTAIN CONTENT INAPPROPRIATE FOR
CHILDREN
". : A forewarning more bizarre than Bizarre Creations'
bizarre (car-creation) creations - which are clearly cryin' out to KIDS.

~ Who Drove The Red Sports Car ? ~

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Whilst barely more than a kid, (though
more "barely a kid" than "Billy the Kid"
(Damn ! These puns have GOT to get
yer GOAT !)) white-man
(if not <White Van Man>)
Van "the man" Morrison
~ gets (County) Down with
(and cries out to)
the kids
~
with his <ballsy, bluesy>
"Who Drove the Red Sports Car?"
[CLICK] [THIS] to
[LISTEN] at last at [LAST.FM]

~ Winning More Twinnings ~

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.
.1..

Billy the Kid
was 21 years old when he was
[SHOT !] dead,
Van (The Man) Morrison
was 21 years old
when his first solo album (a 1967 collection
entitled "Blowin' Your Mind!" and including
the aforementioned track-tracking track :
"Who Drove the Red Sports Car?")
[SHOT !] to
(not "too") (but (to) ~ too TRUE ~)
Number 11 in the U.K. music charts.

..2..

Billy the Kid
was known by a number of names,
amongst this multitude of monickers
(there weren't any "Monica"s but(t)
(of my .jokes. and HIS gun) rather) :
William H. Bonney,
Henry McCarty
and
Henry Antrim.

~ County Antrim ~

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Van (The Man) Morrison
was born in Belfast (and 1945).
Some of Belfast is located in County Down,
some of Belfast is located in County Antrim.

~ Counting Antrims ~

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We'll soon see someone who likes to keep
fit and trim
; if he went to Northern Ireland,
he could make :
"Keep Fit and Trim, Antrim !"
his mantra.

~ An' Trimming Antrims ~

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If I had any sort of self-.CONTROL.,
or an external EDITOR, I might be
obliged to cut the <countless counties>,
to trim this surging surfeit of Antrims ;
obviously I don't and so, gladly,
there is no need.

~ "Cowabunga"sqatsi ~

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Keanu Reeves
had NO (") need for Speed (")
(amphetamines) whilst trying to maintain
a STEADY .SPEED. (velocity) playing Officer
Jack Traven
in the 1994 Jan de Bont-directed
.FAST-MOTION. motion picture :"SPEED".

SPEED (1994) - Theatrical Trailer :


Theatrical Trailer
for "SPEED". The point about the bus begins at 1m15s.

~ Ref'...er.... Ree(ve)s ~

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Frowning upon .traffick.ing,
~ .Upholding. the law ~ ,
but not .holding up. any .traffic.
(or getting .holed up. after
.[HOLD UP !]s. like Billy the Kid
if he was Ned Kelly),
both
Jan
's man and the Jung man
are
driven
to
~ drive with conviction ~
to avoid [CONVICTION !],
tasked with taming and
called to "couch" the chaos
of a "coach" - out of .CONTROL..

~ Double Double ~

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"couch" and "coach" both have double meanings
and are thus a ~ Double Double ~ albeit isolated
from "toil and trouble,"...(if not ' Bubble & Squeak).

..1..

"couch" signifies both the noun given to the item
of furniture popularly associated with psychiatrists,
as a .p.latform for them to .p.lonk their .p.atients
on, and the verb describing the action of stilling
something, of putting it out of action.

"Lie down and lie,..."

..2..

"coach" .ref.ers to the elongated form of
automotive transportation and a trans
(or pan)-.sport. major (not "Major Major")
(not "Mr.") motivator.

~ Out of Control Coaches ~

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Here : Hear the post-Bubble & Squeak
Bubbles and Squeaks of a Couched
Coach, out of .CONTROL. ...

...but (and butt)
~ on a roll ~ (without "buts" or butter)
in a rôle to rule not ~ rue the day ~ .

BenjaminMTV's "TV's Mr.Motivator"
Expertly Edited as a <Coach Out of Control>:


Mr. Motivator Expertly-Edited by BenjaminMTV at YouTube.

~ "Goodness, Good Days & G'Days ! ~

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Mr. Motivator on How to Have a Good Day :


Mr. Motivator - from "Ooh My GOODness !" to : how to have a GOOD day.

~ Mr. Motivator ~

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Mr. Motivator
goes from a
Bubble & Squeak
-goodness-expelling
"Ooh my goodness !"
to top tips for having a good day.

Every day in Australia is a "G'day !"
(especially when suffixed by ", Sport" or .sport.)
...unless you are "Neil" from "The Young Ones"
(not "The Jung Ones") who thinks even
the weekends have weak ends --->

T'rrific (Heavy Heavy Heavy) Traffic

Here : Hear some <t'rrific "Traffic"> --->

<Unhappy Hippie> "Neil" Covers ".Traffic."'s
".Hole. in My Shoe" in Australia and 1985 :


Played by Nigel Planer, "Neil" from "The Young Ones" ("The Jung Ones" ?)
performs his cover version of "Traffic"'s psychedelic "Hole in My Shoe" on
the 70s and 80s Australian Pop Music Show "Countdown" (not to be
confused with the European quiz show which is more for (<Channel 4> not
<More4>) confused people in their 70's and 80's (dotage and pyjamas)).
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Unhappy hippie "Neil" <covers> Traffic's
t'rrific "Hole in My Shoe", but doesn't
cover the hole in his shoe. The .video.
shows that .p.erferating .p.uncture to
be over his (trippy) (tapping) toes ;

Neil the Hippie's Shoes - There's a Hole in his Shoe
In his best shoes, if not his George Best shoes, "Neil"
from "The Young Ones"~ puts his best foot forward ~.

we never see if his <downturned sole>
matches his <downturned soul> and can
only hope that upbeat ABBA can help
(not "Help !")
him recover
and ~ get back on his feet ~
as we .disco.ver
(the .DISCO. in (.co.vered .dis.cs and) ".disco.ver"
and) the "shoes" "weighed
down
" by ".blues." in search of
~ down-at-heel ~ (heel)s'
heel-healing ".rock 'n roll."
that might, too, make their
"soul"s : "sole"s.

~ Soul Soles & Swedish Solace ~

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Knee
l with "Neil" to read ABBA's .Swedish. solace
in this excerpt from "Hole in Your Soul" ---->

"You feel bad, let me tell you, we all get the blues
Sometimes life is a burden, weighed down in your shoes
When it's bad, worse, worst
(And when you're feeling so bad)
And you think you're cursed
(And you've got it sad)
Well, if there's one thing for the better that can turn you loose
It's gotta be rock'n roll
To fill the hole in your soul
There's gotta be rock'n roll
To fill the hole in your soul
"
(Song Lyrics by Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus)

~ Best Shoes, Best Shows ~

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Now fail to fail to be motivated by ABBA's
extreme (not "Extreme") exuberance
as, in their best shoes - which, arguably,
(like some of their best shows) are "boot'"s,
they (<sound off> (but don't <sound "off">
to) round off their 1979 Tour at London's
Wembley Arena some two years before
they finally ~ hung up their boots ~.

ABBA Perform "Hole in Your Soul"
Live at Wembley in 1979:


ABBA Perform "Hole in Your Soul" Live at Wembley in 1979 (arguably,
like their best shoes, some of their best shows are (")boot(')s(").

~ A Pair of "Boot"(')s ~

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Whether those (heavy ?)
( ~ hung up ~ / hung up ?)
(weathered ?) boots were

..1..

Leg Boots

or

..2..

Bootlegs...

...it is unlikely that they were the
.football. boots associated with the
.Association Football.
most commonly contested at Wembley.

~ Kick Off ~

Let's kick them off and kick off to
the kick off before anything kicks off.

~ Click Off ~

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14 AUG 2009 :
Kit Cat Kid's
Cause "fur"
(Non-Compliant) Complaint


Thumbnail Portrait Paw Trait of Kit Cat Kid - Splashable Star of Original Rhyming Children's Poem Kit Cat Kid's Cause "fur" (Non-Compliant) Complaint - a comic verse about bath-time defiance

CHILDREN'S POEM
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JUN 2009 :
William Blake's
"Lamb-like
Wail"


Thumbnail of a Gripped Eyeball - A still from my multimedia version of William Blake's The Tyger - William Blake's Lamb-like Wail. Part 3 of a series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
1 OF MY FAVOURITES

30 NOV 2008 :
Emma Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"


Thumbnail Still of the Statue of Liberty's Golden Mask - Click and you will witness it speaking the words of Emma Lazarus's poem "The New Colossus" in its native French Accent. Part 2 of a Series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

10 AUG 2008 :
W.H. Auden's
"O where are
you going ?"


Thumbnail still from the Poetic Post Card - O where are you going - an animated greeting version of Wystan Hugh Auden's poem read aloud in a Welsh accent with further discussion of influence and origin

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

04 MAY 2008:
The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)

Thumbnail still of some sailing boats with Doritos for sails. They were made for a competition using Reallusion's iclone animation software - and illustrate part of a comic rhyming song I wrote to fit some prescribed music

COMPETITION ENTRY
AUDIO-EDITING
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

07 FEB 2008 :
The
Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine


Thumbnail of a still from a comic animated greeting I made which takes part of St. Augustine's Confessions and has them sung by medieval characters painted by Benozzo Gozzoli

PANTING PAINTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
MULTIPLE CHARACTERS
VOICE PROCESSING
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

18 JAN 2008 :
Black and White
at The White House


Thumbnail still from my morphing animation of all the Presidents of the United States of America

MORPHING MORPHINE
FACIAL ANIMATION
FANTAMORPH 1st GO
HISTORICAL HEADS

08 JAN 2008 :
((He(e) Be(e))
G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
"London Town"


Thumbnail still of former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown singing a Karaoke Version of Hubert Gregg's classic song "London Town" whilst on the London Lazy Och Eye the New Noo

SURPRISING SINGING
AUDIO EDITING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

01 DEC 2007 :
The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)

Thumbnail still from my competition entry comic poem about the sub-prime market financial crisis

COMPETITION ENTRY
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL TOPICAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (BLUFFTITLER)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

17 SEP 2007 :
Unguessed
Ghost Guest


Thumbnail still of a funerary cupid that speaks the words of Branwell Bronte's character Alexander Percy as he describes an angelic vision to his mother

STEREO MONOLOGUE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUN 2007 :
These Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth


Thumbnail still from a film illustrating my attempts to create a pair of virtual Wellington Boots using Reallusion software's first CloneCloth release

CLOTHES DESIGN
CUSTOM CONTENT
SOFTWARE DEMO

17 MAR 2007 :
SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie


Thumbnail still of a virtual Patrick Bronte singing and dancing The Bold Fisherman in St.Michaels - that's the Church not the Department Store - although I've not checked the label for libel - or a Bible

iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

02 MAR 2007 :
iClone
Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example


Thumbnail still from a sequence showing a custom choreography animation playing in Reallusion software's iClone Motion Editor

SOFTWARE DEMO
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION

18 OCT 2006 :
Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)


Thumbnail still from my original animation of some original hymnal song lyrics I wrote

COMPETITION ENTRY
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
2D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PHOTODRAW)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

12 AUG 2006 :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip


Thumbnail still of a virtual Jimmy Greaves playing Carl Jung with Father Christmas as Sigmund Freud in my original song with comic rhyming lyrics about soccer and psychoanalysis

JUST FOR FUN
ONLY MY FAVOURITE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

07 JUN 2006 :
The
Ratcatcher's
Daughter


Thumbnail still of Mr. Kitten Caboodle the virtual cat verminator star of the iClone animated song and dance Victorian parliament tree tease The Ratcatcher's Daughter

VICTORIAN VERMINATOR
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG AND DANCE
VOICE ACTING

23 APR 2006 :
Toil in Soil

Thumbnail still of a Singing Gnome frrom an animated greeting created with Reallusion's Crazy Talk Software. His delivery is of original rhyming lyrics.

GARDEN GUARDIAN
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

18 FEB 2006 :
Animal Rites

Thumbnail still of a virtual Ancient Greek girl relating a monologue about vegetarianism, barbecues and the Eleusian Mysteries religious cult

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING

21 JAN 2006 :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP
Turned Up

Thumbnail portrait of a virtual scarecrow in a field of rape. He looks like Vincent Van Gogh amomg his sunflowers but that is not who he is. He is singing original rhyming lyrics to a well-known tune and dancing with a custom choreography create by hand in Reallusion iClone Motion Editor

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

05 NOV 2005 :
EWE Who
"Yoo Hoo !"
a Good
(Hidin') Heidi


Thumbnail portrait of a little lamb who is a who who is a singing sheep singing original rhymng lyrics in a greeting set to a familiar tune

ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

13 JUN 2005 :
Knowledge
of Porridge


Thumbnail still of the little old woman and a bear taken from my Flash MX animated re-working of poet laureate Robert Southey's story of The Three Bears. It predates Goldilocks. The film features HIS version of the plot re-worked by me with brand new original rhyming lyrics to a musical theatre tune.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

24 AUG 2004 :
Quem Pastores

Thumbnail portrait of a woman who may be Elizabeth Branwell the sister-in-law of Patrick Bronte. Here she is singing my original rhyming hymn lyrics set to the "tune" of the German carol Quem Pastores

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUL 2004 :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning
with the
Dhoop Dope


Thumbnail still from my original rhyming comic anti-poetry poem about hating school - Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dope Dhoop

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
VOICE ACTING

12 JAN 2004 :
Aisle Evil -
((Pep-) Talk
Like a Pirate)


Thumbnail portrait of the piratical gruff old man singer of Aisle Evil - ((Pep))Talk Like a Pirate. The song is set to a familiar instrumental and features original rhyming lyrics

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JAN 2004 :
Bitter Man's
Vitamins


Thumbnail sitll of Ross the Sloth the virtual animated speaker of my original rhyming poem about health and fitness. The rhyme is called "Bitter Man's Vitamins"

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

10 DEC 2003 :
Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art

Thumbnail still from Day of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st ('art) - It is a Flash MX animated version of the Dies Irae from the Requiem Mass. All the Latin lyrics have been replaced with English soundalikes. I was ABLE to hear them and relay the result.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
MISHEARD LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)

06 NOV 2003 :
Flash(in') in
the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent


Thumbnail still from my Flash MX animation of a cheeky comic song about physical flexbility. It features original rhyming lyrics set to a well-known tune

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE PROCESSING

04 MAY 1999:
Prayer the Brontës' Father
Taught Us'


Thumbnail still of a JOINT parody of the Lord's Prayer and a sewing sampler made by Anne Bronte when t'lass worrr proporrrr titchy

GRAPHICS EDITING
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL PARODY
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

 

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