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(Evincing (convincing))
wincing,
(but not Paul
Ince-ing) he is David
Beckham
- England's
most-snapped
Captain,
a
[SNAP(!)]ppy-dresser
off the.field.
he has been
(~ dressed down ~ and [dismiss]ed
from)
for the deviant display of both
[SNAP !]ed tempers
and
[SNAP !]ed tendons.
~ Meta(tarsal) (Tag)s ~
In 2002, following
a metatarsal-mashing
clash
with Aldo
Duscher, the bone-bruised
Beckham
had mere weeks in which to, at least,
<<<match ~ match>>>
("Ooo ! That's a [SNAP
!]"
and
<Ooo ! That's a quote>
from "Bod"
-
the .children's
television series.
that was .scored..scored.
by Derek
Griffiths
who .sings.
in the .Trio..advert. .p.reviously
.p.osted
[HERE]
so that's :
[SNAP !] again
! *2* [SNAP
!]s
!!
[SNAP !]) fitness ~ in order to fly out to and
partake in that
year's World Cup Competition.
No doubt his tormented toe
would have
caused his .foot.
to .ball.oon...probably
in a less tran.sport.ationally
useful manner
than anything produced by the Mont.golf.iers.
"They think it's all over". Pictured : John Terry
& Peter Crouch.
"They think it's all over..."
Is it "all
over" Number 6
(not "Number
Six")
's finger ?
What is ----------> "it"
<---------- ?
Perhaps ----------> "it"
<-----------
is "<SIMPLE>
*** Soap ***"
that John
Terry is detecting on his digit.
1988 Television
advertisement for "Simple Soap" :
"NOT PERFUMED. NOT COLOURED. JUST
KIND.",
the delicate, .dirt.-.ditch.ing,
detergent
couldbe good
for his
<COMPLEX>ion
- but, clearly,
it can't preserve the
(.squirt.ed
?) squad's ~ clean sheet ~
nor .defend.
the .Defender.,
[SNAP !]
and his troubled team-mates,
from ~ getting into a lather ~
as the
<.Centre
Back.>
et al are
<sent er
back>
[SNAP !]
(blighted to Blighty)
[SNAP !]
for ~ an early bath ~.
~
The (K)no(w) Tears Formula ~
There were ".tears
before bedtime.",
on the bus back to Britain, as
[THIS]
"They think it's all over..."
truly WAS
the *final*
"The End"
of England's
2006 World Cup
(.Final.
[SNAP !]
-missing) campaign,
although if Freud
had had
[SNAP !]
("had"
(conned)
and/or
"had"
[SNAP !]
(seduced))
lanky-lad
Peter Crouch on the couch
[SNAP !] [OUCH
!], he might
vouch to couch
[SNAP !] [OUCH
!]
pain and pick [THIS] .pic'. [SNAP !]
to (".header."
and Hedda-less) head
a pro-CocaineCampaign.
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