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Here you can look (~ down your nose ~) and
~ over my shoulder ~ at me (Me Meeee !)
<<messin' about>>
with some of the
------> .SUPER SOFTWARE PACKAGES. <------
that allow us to
<<express ourselves>>
on this 'ere
wondr'ous, wondr'ous Intyweb.

~ Reallusion Creativity ~

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~ iClone & Crazy Talk ~

.3D ANIMATION SOFTWARE .

~ iClone 1 - Ice-Skating Trick ~

iClone 1 Ice-Skating Trick


~ Sunday 9th July 2006 ~

~ (Just (S)kidding) ~

A sophisticated successor to .It's Me.
which, like .Crazy Talk., was essentially
designed for making light-hearted
greetings
to send to friends, one - um -
"technicality" inherent in the earliest
edition
of .iClone. was an issue with the
foot placements of characters which gave
them a tendency to appear to be .sliding
their steps.
rather than perambulating with
the .rhythmic. rise and fall of fully-articulated
(skate (and ski)-less ("~wait-and-see~"-less))
.CONTROL.ed locomotion.

For [FAR (not "Forfar" )TOO MUCH !]
Local Lo-Cal Loco Locomotive Locomation Information,
steam to the dream woven with and of Dreamweaver [HERE]

~ (Quick) Quirk (Trick) Work ~

I took this quirk to an [EXTREME !] and
made a .SCREEN-RECORDING. of the
(manually forced) <slippery activity> in
the Program's Preview Window, whilst
giving thought to .iClone.'s particular
suitability for generating (gyrating
(high-rating)) .ice.-.dance. .films..

Dressed in the custom'-costume of a
FIFA World Cup 2006 .Football. .Referee.,
the <fellow with the fancy (.frozen.) footwork>
is .soccer. star Jimmy Greaves portraying
Carl Jung
in preparation for his rôle alongside
"Father Christmas" as Sigmund Freud in
"Psocker SychoAnalysis- The Jung Juans'
Fraudian "Slip" on the Skip
" [HERE]

For more customised costumising, click [THIS]
(or scroll down) to view .CloneCloth. output.

~ iClone 1 - Mixed Emotions ~

Drama Queen (An Excerpt)

 
~ Monday 10th July 2006 ~

Still struck by the potential of .cool.-clime
.choreography. , I considered some pieces
of classical .music. that I thought would be
both brief and .dramatic. enough to get a
.handle. (if not a .broom. or a George
Frideric Handel
) on.

For more "rushes" of (and with) .brushes.
(both <<Dusty>> (STOMP) and <<Trusty>>
(.PhotoDraw.)), see me .bristle. : [HERE]

My favourite contender was a .sweeping.
six-minute .CD.(not "seedy")-selection from
Camille Saint-Saën's "Samson & Delilah".

An excerpt of this .awesome audio.
accompanies the animated figure above.

The character, seen emoting a stack
(not stacks or "Stax") of stock
automated Reallusion "Moods",
features the face of

(and the features of the face of
(but none
of the "Features" of "The Face"
(for "The Face" was never "Majesty Magazine"
(and that pair of publications never held a "face off"))


Queen Elizabeth the Second, as
(readily (not "readily" reddily-ruddy-ly))
reckoned in a .portrait. by Lucian Freud)
and is garbed in a (robust) robe "skinned"
from a "skin" that had never been "skinned"
skin ; I refer to the <FAKE Fur>, the fun
<fab' fabric fabrication> of the animal-print
authored by the multi-talented and
constantly-.creative. Paul Louis Muller.

~ Paul Louis ~

An .actor., .writer. and .musical
performer
.
, Pauly has been a champion
of .iClone. (seeing and enthusing about
its exciting <Pocket-Pixar> potential)
ever since its inception. His dedication,
imaginative vision, innovative approach
and rare knowledge of hands-on
traditional, physical puppeteering
ensure that his digital productions
---{...ALWAYS... [STAND... OUT]..}---

~ You should see ~ the things he did with
modified game assets from Electronic
Arts
' "Spore"...

---{...TRULY...[OUTSTAND]ING...}---

~ Truly Outstanding ~

...as you WILL see (yes you will)
when I repeatedly
<tread on your head>
until you watch the top-notch :

~ "HOW TO COMMENT ON YOUTUBE" ~

HOW TO COMMENT ON YOUTUBE
(a spore machinima musical)
ENTIRELY CREATED BY PAUL LOUIS

 
"HOW TO COMMENT ON YOUTUBE (a spore machinima musical)",
entirely created by Paul Louis and available to view at his Geezer Channel.

I won't make you buy the game though.

~ NOT <Spore-Spawn> ~

Amongst his many projects (and away
from <"Spore"-Spawn>), Pauly runs
an .iClone.-orientated "Blogger" blog.

Click [HERE] to : [Go !] [THERE]

Don't be surprised if one day this
<Blogger Blog>'s .FREEBIES. include
a ""Frogger" Frog" - such is its
illuminating <limitation-eliminating>
.originator.'s ability to ~ get the
max
~ (without "(3D Studio) Max")
from .iClone.'s provided .TOOLS.
and to make models (with familiar faces)
that bring BELIEVABILITY to a vast cast
of critters that (expertly anthropomorphised)
<<< JUST LIKE IN REAL CARTOONS >>>
won't ~ give you the jitters ~
with any "beastly" (un"beasty")
"Uncanny Valley" roboticness.

~ The Charcater Cat(alog(ue)) ~

Pauly's "Cat from "Shrek 2"" remains the
VERY BEST I have seen. I kitnapped
(and knit-mapped (the bitmap-ed)) him
by (pinching his (pinching ?) "Boots"
and) flinging him up a tree (in a "T")
in "The Ratcatcher's Daughter" : [HERE]

~ NOT <Poor Porn'> ~

I have posted the "Drama Queen (An Excerpt)"
clip to various online video-sharing sites
some of which have rated it as EXPLICIT
without making it "explicit" to me exactly
what some (numb, dumb, glum)
<senselessly over-sensitive censor-sensers>
deem ILLICIT.

"John, I'm Only Dancing" - David Bowie
(Alternative Take, Saxophone Version)

 

The .lyric. "John, I'm ONLY dancing," "comes"
to mind as I remind the unblind (who haven't
had "too much of it") that the dancer's hands
are ABOVE THE TABLE (~ above board ~,
~ not idle ~ and ~ beyond rebuke ~) PLUS
the (sound) soundtrack is not a singalong
(with my (drag-along) dingalong)
<squinty-squirty> "Turning Japanese".

"Turning Japanese" - The Vapors
Performed on "Top of the Pops" (1980)

 

Another video that inadvertently (and initially
somewhat confusingly) contravened the strangely
(and implausibly) strict obscenity clauses of
"LiveVideo" (of ALL places !!!!) is the
[POETIC POST CARD]
"Emma Lazarus's "The New Colossus""
(locally viewable [HERE]).

~ "Long John's <Long johns> ~

It was only when "LiveVideo"'s (saying-
they're-paying) acquisition - "Revver" began
ad'-pairing the .poem. with commercials
promoting underpants
that I realised
that ~ somebody somewhere ~ must have
thought a certain statue was missing
long johns (if not "Long John'"'s long johns)
or a long "John" - be that (schlong) (bronzed-)
bronze, silver, gold, (culled) or .cold.
(-as-a-scold) (not a scald)).

~ Reallusion Creativity ~

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ABROSOFT :
Fantamorph 4

ANIMATION
IMAGE EDITING
MOTION GRAPHICS
MORPHING
SPECIAL EFFECTS
SOURCE IMAGES
OUTPUT EXAMPLE
DEMO SOFTWARE
FULL PROGRAM
WINDOWS XP

ADOBE :
Premiere Pro

VIDEO EDITOR
NON-LINEAR EDITOR
VIDEO EDITING
VIDEO COMPOSITING
GUI SCREENSHOT
GUI SCREENCAST
FULL PROGRAM
OLD VERSION
WINDOWS XP

MACROMEDIA :
Dreamweaver MX

WEB DESIGN
CSS STYLESHEETS
TEXT DECORATION
SCREENCASTS
FULL PROGRAM
OLD VERSION
WINDOWS XP

MAGIX :
Movie Edit Pro

VIDEO EDITOR
NON-LINEAR EDITOR
VIDEO EDITING
SCREENCASTS
DEMO SOFTWARE
WINDOWS XP

MEDIA CHANCE:
Dynamic Auto
Painter

ARTISTIC FILTERS
GRAPHIC FILTERS
NATURAL MEDIA EMULATION
DEMO SOFTWARE
WINDOWS XP

MICROSOFT :
Expression
Encoder 3

MEDIA ENCODING
VIDEO ENCODING
SCREEN CAPTURE
SCREENCAST
FREE PROGRAM
WINDOWS XP

PhotoDraw 2000 Version 2

ART PROGRAM
GRAPHIC DESIGN
GRAPHICS EDITOR
PHOTO EDITOR
FAVOURITE PROGRAM
UNDER-RATED
COMPOSITING
EDITING SCREENCASTS
GUI SCREENCASTS
FULL PROGRAM
WACOM COMPATIBLE
WINDOWS XP

Songsmith

MUSIC GENERATOR
EXPERIMENTAL OUTPUT
DEMO VERSION
WINDOWS XP

OPEN SOURCE :

CamStudio

SCREEN CAPTURE
SCREENCASTS
OPTIMAL SETTINGS
FULL (BETA) PROGRAM
WINDOWS XP

The Gimp

ART PROGRAM
GRAPHIC DESIGN
GRAPHICS EDITOR
GUI SCREENCAST
HANDWRITING TEST
PHOTO EDITOR
FULL PROGRAM
WINDOWS XP

OUTERSPACE :
Bixelangelo

ANIMATION
DOODLING
DRAWING
HANDWRITING
SKETCH RECORDER
MOTION GRAPHICS
BLUFFTILER ADD-ON
WACOM COMPATIBLE
WINDOWS XP

BluffTitler DX9

ANIMATION
MOTION GRAPHICS
TEXT ANIMATION
TEXT DECORATION
TITLING
WINDOWS XP

REALLUSION :
Crazy Talk

ANIMATION
2D ANIMATION
3D ANIMATION
CHARACTER CREATION
DIGITAL PUPPETRY
FACIAL ANIMATION
LIP-SYNCHING
MACHINIMA
PHOTO ANIMATION
WEB GREETINGS
FULL PROGRAM
SEVERAL VERSIONS
WINDOWS XP

iClone

ANIMATION
3D ANIMATION
CHARACTER CREATION
CLOTHES DESIGN
DIGITAL PUPPETRY
FACIAL ANIMATION
FULL-BODY ANIMATION
FULL PROGRAM
SEVERAL VERSIONS
WINDOWS XP

SONY :
Vegas Pro 9

VIDEO EDITOR
NON-LINEAR EDITOR
VIDEO EDITING
EXPERIMENTAL OUTPUT
DEMO SOFTWARE
WINDOWS XP

SYNTRILLIUM :
Cool Edit Pro 2.1

AUDIO EDITOR
AUDIO EDITING
AUDIO RECORDER
AUDIO RECORDING
BUG OUTPUT
FULL PROGRAM
WINDOWS XP

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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BLOGGIFICATIONS
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BOOK & MUSIC CHARTS
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WORDS WORDS WORDS

Lookie-Likies

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DOPPELGÄNGERS
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LOOKALIKES
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PORTRAITS
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EXPERIMENTS
LEARNING
SCREENCASTS
SILLY OLD THINGS
SOFTWARE DEMOS
WORKS IN PROGRESS

Original Unoriginals
Original Unoriginals - Click for My Re-Readings and Re-Presentations of Famous and Lesser Known Poems and Stories Written by OTHER People (Whatever THEY are)
ORIGINAL READINGS
UNORIGINAL POEMS
UNORIGINAL STORIES
24 SEP 2009 :
Reactionary
Rant and
Screencasts
about
PhotoDraw


Microsoft PhotoDraw 2000 V2 Triple CD Case Image - There's an Elegant Elephant

PROTEST POST
IMAGE EDITING
SCREENCASTS

14 AUG 2009 :
Kit Cat Kid's
Cause "fur"
(Non-Compliant) Complaint


Thumbnail Portrait Paw Trait of Kit Cat Kid - Splashable Star of Original Rhyming Children's Poem Kit Cat Kid's Cause "fur" (Non-Compliant) Complaint - a comic verse about bath-time defiance

CHILDREN'S POEM
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JUN 2009 :
William Blake's
"Lamb-like
Wail"


Thumbnail of a Gripped Eyeball - A still from my multimedia version of William Blake's The Tyger - William Blake's Lamb-like Wail. Part 3 of a series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
1 OF MY FAVOURITES

30 NOV 2008 :
Emma Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"


Thumbnail Still of the Statue of Liberty's Golden Mask - Click and you will witness it speaking the words of Emma Lazarus's poem "The New Colossus" in its native French Accent. Part 2 of a Series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

10 AUG 2008 :
W.H. Auden's
"O where are
you going ?"


Thumbnail still from the Poetic Post Card - O where are you going - an animated greeting version of Wystan Hugh Auden's poem read aloud in a Welsh accent with further discussion of influence and origin

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

04 MAY 2008:
The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)

Thumbnail still of some sailing boats with Doritos for sails. They were made for a competition using Reallusion's iclone animation software - and illustrate part of a comic rhyming song I wrote to fit some prescribed music

COMPETITION ENTRY
AUDIO-EDITING
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

07 FEB 2008 :
The
Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine


Thumbnail of a still from a comic animated greeting I made which takes part of St. Augustine's Confessions and has them sung by medieval characters painted by Benozzo Gozzoli

PANTING PAINTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
MULTIPLE CHARACTERS
VOICE PROCESSING
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

18 JAN 2008 :
Black and White
at The White House


Thumbnail still from my morphing animation of all the Presidents of the United States of America

MORPHING MORPHINE
FACIAL ANIMATION
FANTAMORPH 1st GO
HISTORICAL HEADS

08 JAN 2008 :
((He(e) Be(e))
G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
"London Town"


Thumbnail still of former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown singing a Karaoke Version of Hubert Gregg's classic song "London Town" whilst on the London Lazy Och Eye the New Noo

SURPRISING SINGING
AUDIO EDITING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

01 DEC 2007 :
The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)

Thumbnail still from my competition entry comic poem about the sub-prime market financial crisis

COMPETITION ENTRY
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL TOPICAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (BLUFFTITLER)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

17 SEP 2007 :
Unguessed
Ghost Guest


Thumbnail still of a funerary cupid that speaks the words of Branwell Bronte's character Alexander Percy as he describes an angelic vision to his mother

STEREO MONOLOGUE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUN 2007 :
These Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth


Thumbnail still from a film illustrating my attempts to create a pair of virtual Wellington Boots using Reallusion software's first CloneCloth release

CLOTHES DESIGN
CUSTOM CONTENT
SOFTWARE DEMO

17 MAR 2007 :
SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie


Thumbnail still of a virtual Patrick Bronte singing and dancing The Bold Fisherman in St.Michaels - that's the Church not the Department Store - although I've not checked the label for libel - or a Bible

iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

02 MAR 2007 :
iClone
Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example


Thumbnail still from a sequence showing a custom choreography animation playing in Reallusion software's iClone Motion Editor

SOFTWARE DEMO
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION

18 OCT 2006 :
Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)


Thumbnail still from my original animation of some original hymnal song lyrics I wrote

COMPETITION ENTRY
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
2D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PHOTODRAW)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

12 AUG 2006 :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip


Thumbnail still of a virtual Jimmy Greaves playing Carl Jung with Father Christmas as Sigmund Freud in my original song with comic rhyming lyrics about soccer and psychoanalysis

JUST FOR FUN
ONLY MY FAVOURITE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

07 JUN 2006 :
The
Ratcatcher's
Daughter


Thumbnail still of Mr. Kitten Caboodle the virtual cat verminator star of the iClone animated song and dance Victorian parliament tree tease The Ratcatcher's Daughter

VICTORIAN VERMINATOR
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG AND DANCE
VOICE ACTING

23 APR 2006 :
Toil in Soil

Thumbnail still of a Singing Gnome frrom an animated greeting created with Reallusion's Crazy Talk Software. His delivery is of original rhyming lyrics.

GARDEN GUARDIAN
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

18 FEB 2006 :
Animal Rites

Thumbnail still of a virtual Ancient Greek girl relating a monologue about vegetarianism, barbecues and the Eleusian Mysteries religious cult

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING

21 JAN 2006 :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP
Turned Up

Thumbnail portrait of a virtual scarecrow in a field of rape. He looks like Vincent Van Gogh amomg his sunflowers but that is not who he is. He is singing original rhyming lyrics to a well-known tune and dancing with a custom choreography create by hand in Reallusion iClone Motion Editor

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

05 NOV 2005 :
EWE Who
"Yoo Hoo !"
a Good
(Hidin') Heidi


Thumbnail portrait of a little lamb who is a who who is a singing sheep singing original rhymng lyrics in a greeting set to a familiar tune

ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

13 JUN 2005 :
Knowledge
of Porridge


Thumbnail still of the little old woman and a bear taken from my Flash MX animated re-working of poet laureate Robert Southey's story of The Three Bears. It predates Goldilocks. The film features HIS version of the plot re-worked by me with brand new original rhyming lyrics to a musical theatre tune.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

24 AUG 2004 :
Quem Pastores

Thumbnail portrait of a woman who may be Elizabeth Branwell the sister-in-law of Patrick Bronte. Here she is singing my original rhyming hymn lyrics set to the "tune" of the German carol Quem Pastores

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUL 2004 :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning
with the
Dhoop Dope


Thumbnail still from my original rhyming comic anti-poetry poem about hating school - Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dope Dhoop

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
VOICE ACTING

12 JAN 2004 :
Aisle Evil -
((Pep-) Talk
Like a Pirate)


Thumbnail portrait of the piratical gruff old man singer of Aisle Evil - ((Pep))Talk Like a Pirate. The song is set to a familiar instrumental and features original rhyming lyrics

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JAN 2004 :
Bitter Man's
Vitamins


Thumbnail sitll of Ross the Sloth the virtual animated speaker of my original rhyming poem about health and fitness. The rhyme is called "Bitter Man's Vitamins"

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

10 DEC 2003 :
Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art

Thumbnail still from Day of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st ('art) - It is a Flash MX animated version of the Dies Irae from the Requiem Mass. All the Latin lyrics have been replaced with English soundalikes. I was ABLE to hear them and relay the result.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
MISHEARD LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)

06 NOV 2003 :
Flash(in') in
the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent


Thumbnail still from my Flash MX animation of a cheeky comic song about physical flexbility. It features original rhyming lyrics set to a well-known tune

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE PROCESSING

04 MAY 1999:
Prayer the Brontës' Father
Taught Us'


Thumbnail still of a JOINT parody of the Lord's Prayer and a sewing sampler made by Anne Bronte when t'lass worrr proporrrr titchy

GRAPHICS EDITING
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL PARODY
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

 

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