Knowledge
of Porridge -
Poet Laureate Robert Southey's
(Pre-Goldilocks) Version of "The Story of the
Three Bears"
Adapted as an Original Animated Rhyming Song
More "pick-the-locks"
than .GOLDILOCKS.,
the .19th
Century..Poet
Laureate 's version of
"THE
STORY
OF THE THREE BEARS"
solicits small sympathy for its lairy,
sweary,
opportunistic .octagenarian. breaker and enterer...
Knowledge of Porridge Title Screen
<Cappin' it all>
as more <Cap'in Oats>
than
<Cap'in Oates>,
this ".capital.
fellow", (clearly
NOT <cap in 'and>
OR <'andicapped>,
given
that in .Flash
MX. he'staken
to.flashing.
(stolen ?) <.bling.
as his "thing">) is
*"dandy-capped"*
in a hat that's "all that"
;
he feels no .g.u.ilt.
about the .gilt.
of locks busted
to gain .Gold.(y)
lockets....if
not (yet) .Gold.ilocks.
With neither .baubles.
nor "Bubbles" for Chumps
OR Chimps,
Southey's
"C"'s NOT the South(y)
Seas but, instead, at head, the initial of
the windy city, a .sign.
of support for
the Chicago
Bears.
In Awe of the Forest Floor and the Forest's Flaw
Our .first..view.
is of the leafy
forest floor,
its flaw is that the .colours.,
if not evergreen,
are MOSTLYgreen...moistlygreen...too
green,
really, to be beneath
our feet...
Bear-Foot in the Park without George or a Big-Foot (Yet...eee
!)
...and soft enough to cushion barefeet or -
indeed - bearfeet as we .PAUSE.
to observe
that these imprints aren't
the (~ On Your) marks (~) of human
sprints ; No no. THESE pawsbearCLAWS - a name
for "Nails"...
Picture a Sylvan Scene
...and "nails" would, doubtlessly,
be required
to afix to a wall, the woodland
"Picture",
once framed, and labelled,
as above.
Mist cleared,
the "Sylvan Scene"
is seen...... sylvanly
; from the FRONT.
Deceptively serene
I don't know if it is the "Western
Front" or
the "Eastern
Front" but a dove bearing
(and
perhaps as good at not ~ losing
its bearings
~
as its carrier
pigeon cousin) an olive
branch
indicates : "war is
over"...
May 24, 1942 Screenshot of Atari 8-Bit Strategy Game :
"Eastern Front". "Total War" without the BSOD.
~
"Game Over" ~
A .fine
weather..screenshot.
(much of the conflict
takes place in .icy.
conditions), (nabbed
from the
ever-informative Wikipedia) of the .1980s.
Atari
8-bit "Eastern Front". This .proggie.
was a toughie
and .pre-dated.
the "Total
War" franchise by .years....
~
Grape-Shot Gripe ~
...it also loaded and ran - its soldiers falling
victim to the atrocious attrition and <blue
LIMBS of death> caused by the .cold.
rather
than the dismal <BLUE SCREENSOF DEATH>
that are all (the non-marching) .March
2009.'s "Empire
: Total War"
has delivered to my PC.
In a .May.
where .one.
needn't dismay
(and the .graphics..display.),
"Each plant painted pristine,"
is a far-more-welcome Bluebell...
Their thorny spines incline
...er...unless it is a brambell
- er, I mean a "bramble"...and
scramble to...
So watch where you recline !
...ramble
on and insist that you
[LOOK
!]
at [THIS] roller's wrist
for the "watch"
(it's a roller's not a Rolex)
in
"So watch
where you recline !".
To express a trespass
With sponges and
spongers at large, that Rolex
had better be .water.-proof
AND in$ured against
<deft theft>.
The bramble,
with a hole in its leaf
looking like
the eye of a pecking
bird, is a vicious version of
the "dove
from above" ; a sort of courageous
(non-oxymoronic) chicken...
People from creeping
This back-packer's
hand gesture is therefore
not
a rabbit (or a .satanic.)
shadow puppet shape - but
a secret .sign.,
divine - that of the << Zen
Hen >>.
A wicked old woman
From amongst the blooming bluebells
emerges
a grand dame, so senior
she may have been
(laid) in the "Bluebell"
line-up or laid the Bluebell
Line. Blue-rinsed
(hence the hair-hiding headscarf),
now she's more likely
to end up in a "line-up"
- not least for the
crimes of her un-read,
blue lines.
With minimal effort
< ~ Can't see the trees
for the wood
(!) ~>
...and who says this woman's offence
................................ ..is to
be a "fence"
?
This criminal sort sought
Not waving OR drowning, "This
criminal sort"
seems somewhat short of being a "sort"
and
not ~ as thick as.two.
(or even.seven.
(odd)) short planks ~.
A latch left off the catch
[LOOK !] There's a LOCK
! There's WOOD !
There's a "Wicked Old Woman".
If she was "The
Wicked Lady" she'd
be Margaret
Lockwood !!
The house was vacant
...but if she only had tolook(-) in and
<sniff the .whiff.>...
But its contents fragrant
...to identify the ((non-sauce)
source (of)))
the cookin'.smell.,
she'd be Marguerite
(not General)
Patten.
A "Grr !" Girl in the
Guerre.
Of breakfast that were cooling
Despite the seeming "evidence" in the precedence
of this platter-spattered beau table-top tableau,
<General
Patton> did not
issue a <general patent>
for the .production.
of Purple
Heart-patterned breakfast bowlsfashioned
from up-turned military
millinery*
(*
- that's "heroes'
helmets" to you !).
Spoons as Notes
This <"little liar">
makes a <little "lyre">
out of "Little, Small, Wee
Bear"'s "Little, Small, Wee..." chair - YEAH.
She [STRIKES !]
the slats of theseat, like strings,
and flung, unstrung
(if not un.sung.),
from the pile of purple pots, the
.fire-coloured..cutlery
spins as spoons then turns to .tunes.,
magically, .musically.,
Terpsichoreanly
disposed to be transposed
and transformed.
Notes as "d"s
The porridge-pilfering pugilist packs a punch,
(if not her lunch) and, ( .semi-.).crotchet.ily,
thumps the stumps
of former spoons
(")to .tea.s(e)
(and a .coffee.,
please)(")
from dese "d"s
that could be "d"s...
Notes as "b"s (if nor B.S.)
....three.
"b"s...
Her great discomfiture
...as "freebies" from "free" bears.
Was that the temp'rature
If General
Patton had a baton
it would be
this thermometer conveyin' 'n'conductin'
(before being <sucked in>)
the .tempo.
and
the "temp'rature.
.Sometimes.
the
".hot.test"/".cool.est"
.music.'s...
...and may be a little,
small, wee bit hard to
swallow, unless you are as hardened as our
favourite <fork>ed-tongued
<spoon>-spinner
criminally crunching her way to a <mouthful
of
Mercury.> (Any one who cracks a crass .joke.
about the lead .singer.
of "Queen",
at this juncture,
risks being sent to see "a senior member of staff,".
A lip-.reader.
might, in truth, be a
tooth-.reader..
Lippily, Madam bites .........her bottom....lip with muchos Ffffffffforce
and Fffffffffortitude,
gracious, vivacious
and "effin'" efficacious
wiv
<The F-Word>.
And as she cursed and swore 2
From profanity (pro-fanny.tea.
?) to inanity.
Having stuck her neck
out breaking into the .three.bears' tree-house
cabin, the "wicked
old woman" now sticks her tongue
out - a wordless insult/form of rejection
theorised to
have its origins in babies repulsing the
breast once satiated.
Peckish past this point
Hoping, themselves, to be satiated soon,
the ursine
pass a sign.
Hunger as "Peckish"ness
MANifests itself as
the face of Gregory
Peck - carved on the club
(not the cub) of the Great,
HugeGregory
Peck-Faced Club-Carrying "Great,
HugeBear".
Awarded to their joyful joint
"Awarded to their joyful joint".
This is
not a re(e)ference to
pot,
although the bears ARE heading home for
"pots"...
Had suffered a rampage
...and a SHOCK
!!!!
The shock
of an aftershock and a
house that
has taken a trip even
if theyhaven'...
...and is it a heavenly haven
any more ?
Hooligans could not upstage ?
Paws.PAUSE.
to get to grips
(that's .2.
grips)
(not Super
Poligrip(s)) with trips.
Of detection, it is said
This is my favourite .sequence.
from
"Knowledge of Porridge", a pine
cone
is revealed and magnified as the seed in :
"Inspection is the seed
Of detection,"...
A-climbing up the stairs
...and this is the nadir,
it's bad 'ere, ya hear,
m'dear ?!
To try to silence
Will this harridan harass and make it "curtains"
(for certain) for the ("Great,
Huge") hairy.hollerer.
- or will 'e follow 'er, collar
'er ' 'n' swallow 'er ?
To try to silence violence 2
"Er" indeed....and <'er indoor>s....an' 'im indoors
'n' all ; with jaws 'n'
claws 'n' cause to
[MAUL !].
SHE raises a "finger
of complaint" to point out abberation
(and commit .one.),
[POKING !] and [POPPING !] a pupil.painfully.
NOT playful(or fair)ly.
Squeaking
Her ~ lips are sealed ~
.
[DON'T BE RUDE !]
I thought THAT too.
.Yesterday.
(.18th
Septic Member 2009., yes these ."NEAT
NOTES". (.composed.
at WordPress.com
before I jumped clear : back here)
are
(.years.)afterthoughts),
I saw a van .sign-written.
for the company : "T.
Watts".
...or putting our taddy
icklefootsieswhere
they done shouldn't be ! As merely : "A
Little,
Small, Wee Bear", this diminutivechap can
only BE <.four.feet,
on the table> if he HAS
<.four.feeton the table>.
A Little Small Wee Bear
Can we emphasise
enough how TEENY WEENY....
..... ooops ! How --->
<TEENY WEENY>
he is ?
Who's sad to find his chair
The value of "Little Small, Wee Bear"'s
chairs
has plummeted
like that of the stern Bear
Stearns
shares he was playing
FTSEfootsie
with.
He's like
a ~ .fish.
out of .water.
~
or a Koala
in Guatemala.
Now what will he leave his heirs
and (dis)(gruntled) graces ?
Of porridge !
"Knowledge of Porridge !"
perhaps. Let's hope
it is knowledge of its "ace
return" and not of
its loss. It is indicated in this final .image.
as
abundant, .sweetened.,
milky oats in the
bi-partite dome of abrain.
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