~ Knowledge of Porridge - 02 ~QUICK ! [CLICK]
TO SEE & HEAR THIS WEB PAGE Knowledge
of Porridge - ~ BEAR with Me ~ 02 of 02You are NOT Here [01] You are HERE [02] ~ Knowledge of Porridge ~Knowledge of Porridge ORIGINAL Flash Version : Click [HERE]
for the
Raw (Roar?) 800x600 pixel Knowledge of Porridge AVI Version at YouTube : ~ Finding My BEARings ~More "pick-the-locks"
than .GOLDILOCKS.,
|
<Cappin' it all>
as more <Cap'in Oats>
than
<Cap'in Oates>,
this ".capital.
fellow", (clearly
NOT <cap in 'and>
OR <'andicapped>,
given
that in .Flash
MX. he's
taken
to .flashing.
(stolen ?) <.bling.
as his "thing">) is
*"dandy-capped"*
in a hat that's "all that"
;
he feels no .g.u.ilt.
about the .gilt.
of locks busted
to gain .Gold.(y)
lockets....if
not (yet) .Gold.ilocks.
With neither .baubles.
nor "Bubbles" for Chumps
OR Chimps,
Southey's
"C"'s NOT the South(y)
Seas but, instead, at head, the initial of
the windy city, a .sign.
of support for
the Chicago
Bears.
Our .first.
.view.
is of the leafy
forest floor,
its flaw is that the .colours.,
if not evergreen,
are MOSTLY green...moistly
green...too
green,
really, to be beneath
our feet...
...and soft enough to cushion bare
feet or -
indeed - bear
feet as we .PAUSE.
to observe
that these imprints aren't
the (~ On Your)
marks (~) of human
sprints ; No no. THESE
paws
bear
CLAWS - a name
for "Nails"...
...and "nails" would, doubtlessly,
be required
to afix to a wall, the woodland
"Picture",
once framed, and labelled,
as above.
Mist cleared,
the "Sylvan Scene"
is
seen...... sylvanly
; from the FRONT.
I don't know if it is the "Western
Front" or
the "Eastern
Front" but a dove bearing
(and
perhaps as good at not ~ losing
its bearings
~
as its carrier
pigeon cousin) an olive
branch
indicates : "war is
over"...
...(or war is
more <over-seas> than <over-seen>,
like Overlord,
"I
wish it were over," Lord).
A .fine
weather. .screenshot.
(much of the conflict
takes place in .icy.
conditions), (nabbed
from the
ever-informative Wikipedia) of the .1980s.
Atari
8-bit "Eastern Front". This .proggie.
was a toughie
and .pre-dated.
the "Total
War" franchise by .years....
...it also loaded and ran - its soldiers falling
victim to the atrocious attrition and <blue
LIMBS of death> caused by the .cold.
rather
than the dismal <BLUE SCREENS
OF DEATH>
that are all (the non-marching)
.March
2009.'s "Empire
: Total War"
has delivered to my PC.
Ook ! No longer true
Edit.
Edit Edit I have since found a solution.
Drivers from Creative
Labs kicked The
Creative Assembly into gear(s
of Total
War).
In a .May.
where .one.
needn't dismay
(and the .graphics.
.display.),
"Each plant painted pristine,"
is a far-more-welcome Bluebell...
...er...unless it is a brambell
- er, I
mean a "bramble"...and
scramble to...
...ramble
on and insist that you
[LOOK
!]
at [THIS] roller's wrist
for the "watch"
(it's a roller's not a Rolex)
in
"So watch
where you recline !".
With sponges and
spongers at large, that Rolex
had better be .water.-proof
AND in$ured against
<deft theft>.
The bramble,
with a hole in its leaf
looking like
the eye of a pecking
bird, is a vicious version of
the "dove
from above" ; a sort of courageous
(non-oxymoronic) chicken...
This back-packer's
hand gesture is therefore
not
a rabbit (or a .satanic.)
shadow puppet shape - but
a secret .sign.,
divine - that of the << Zen
Hen >>.
From amongst the blooming bluebells
emerges
a grand dame, so senior
she may have been
(laid) in the "Bluebell"
line-up or laid the
Bluebell
Line. Blue-rinsed
(hence the
hair-hiding headscarf),
now she's more likely
to end up in a "line-up"
- not least for the
crimes of her un-read,
blue lines.
< ~ Can't see the trees
for the wood
(!) ~>
...and who says this woman's offence
................................ ..is to
be a "fence"
?
Not waving OR drowning, "This
criminal sort"
seems somewhat short of being a "sort"
and
not ~ as thick as
.two.
(or even
.seven.
(odd))
short planks ~.
[LOOK !] There's a LOCK
! There's WOOD !
There's a "Wicked Old Woman".
If she was "The
Wicked Lady" she'd
be Margaret
Lockwood !!
...but if she only had to
look(-) in and
<sniff the .whiff.>...
...to identify the ((non-sauce)
source (of)))
the cookin'
.smell.,
she'd be Marguerite
(not General)
Patten.
A "Grr !" Girl in the
Guerre.
Despite the seeming "evidence" in the precedence
of this platter-spattered beau table-top tableau,
<General
Patton> did not
issue a <general patent>
for the .production.
of Purple
Heart-patterned
breakfast bowls fashioned
from up-turned
military
millinery *
(*
- that's "heroes'
helmets" to you !).
This <"little liar">
makes a <little "lyre">
out of
"Little, Small, Wee
Bear"'s "Little, Small, Wee..."
chair - YEAH.
She [STRIKES !]
the slats of the seat, like strings,
and flung, unstrung
(if not un.sung.),
from the
pile of purple pots, the
.fire-coloured..cutlery
spins as spoons then turns to .tunes.,
magically, .musically.,
Terpsichoreanly
disposed to be transposed
and transformed.
The porridge-pilfering pugilist packs a punch,
(if not her lunch) and, ( .semi-.)
.crotchet.ily,
thumps the stumps
of former spoons
(")to .tea.s(e)
(and a .coffee.,
please)(")
from dese "d"s
that could be "d"s...
....three. "b"s...
...as "freebies" from "free" bears.
If General
Patton had a baton
it would be
this thermometer conveyin' 'n' conductin'
(before being <sucked in>)
the .tempo.
and
the "temp'rature.
.Sometimes.
the
".hot.test"/".cool.est"
.music.'s...
....made. from the bluest notes...
...and may be a little,
small, wee bit hard to
swallow, unless you are as hardened as our
favourite <fork>ed-tongued
<spoon>-spinner
criminally crunching her way to a <mouthful
of
Mercury.> (Any one who cracks a crass .joke.
about the lead .singer.
of "Queen",
at this juncture,
risks being sent to see "a senior member of staff,".
~ A FATE WORSE THAN COVENS OR COVENTRY ~
NB Freddie
Mercury was NOT in
(or [BANNED !] from)
the .band.
"Poison".).
A lip-.reader.
might, in truth, be a
tooth-.reader..
Lippily, Madam bites .........her bottom....lip
with muchos Ffffffffforce
and Fffffffffortitude,
gracious, vivacious
and "effin'" efficacious
wiv
<The F-Word>.
From profanity (pro-fanny
.tea.
?) to inanity.
Having stuck her neck
out breaking into the
.three.
bears' tree-house
cabin, the "wicked
old woman" now sticks her tongue
out - a
wordless insult/form of rejection
theorised to
have its origins in babies repulsing the
breast once satiated.
Hoping, themselves, to be satiated soon,
the ursine
pass a sign.
Hunger as "Peckish"ness
MANifests itself as
the face of Gregory
Peck - carved on the club
(not the cub) of the Great,
Huge Gregory
Peck-Faced Club-Carrying "Great,
Huge Bear".
"Awarded to their joyful joint".
This is
not a re(e)ference to
pot,
although the
bears ARE heading home for
"pots"...
...and a SHOCK !!!!
The shock
of an aftershock and a
house that
has taken a trip even
if they haven'...
...and is it a heavenly haven any more ?
Paws .PAUSE.
to get to grips
(that's .2.
grips)
(not Super
Poligrip(s)) with trips.
This is my favourite .sequence.
from
"Knowledge of Porridge", a pine
cone
is revealed and magnified as the seed in :
"Inspection is the seed
Of detection,"...
...and this is the nadir, it's bad 'ere, ya hear, m'dear ?!
Will this harridan harass and make it "curtains"
(for certain) for the ("Great,
Huge") hairy
.hollerer.
- or will 'e follow 'er, collar
'er ' 'n' swallow 'er ?
"Er" indeed....and <'er indoor>s....an' 'im indoors
'n' all ; with jaws 'n'
claws 'n' cause to
[MAUL !].
SHE raises a "finger
of complaint" to point
out abberation
(and commit .one.),
[POKING !] and
[POPPING !] a pupil
.painfully.
NOT playful(or fair)ly.
Her ~ lips are sealed ~
.
[DON'T BE RUDE !] I thought THAT too.
.Yesterday.
(.18th
Septic Member 2009., yes these
."NEAT
NOTES". (.composed.
at WordPress.com
before I jumped clear : back here)
are
(.years.)afterthoughts),
I saw a van .sign-written.
for the company : "T.
Watts".
(For James Watt, [LOOK !] [HERE].)
Oh DOOOOOOOO pipe down !
My preferred pre-furred
individual .image..
[Captain Caption]
= "Palming Off Ste(a)rn Bears".
Kind o' corny....we'll be "playing FTSE" next...
(To "Play
FTSE", please visit :
"The
$ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)"
...or putting our taddy
ickle footsies
where
they done shouldn't be ! As merely : "A
Little,
Small, Wee Bear", this diminutive
chap can
only BE <.four.
feet,
on the table> if he HAS
< .four.
feet on the table>.
Can we emphasise
enough how TEENY WEENY....
..... ooops ! How --->
he is ?
The value of "Little Small, Wee Bear"'s
chairs
has plummeted
like that of the stern Bear
Stearns
shares he was playing
FTSE
footsie
with.
He's like
a ~ .fish.
out of .water.
~
or a Koala
in Guatemala.
Now what will he leave his heirs
and (dis)(gruntled) graces ?
"Knowledge of Porridge !"
perhaps. Let's hope
it is knowledge of its "ace
return" and not of
its loss. It is indicated in this final .image.
as
abundant, .sweetened.,
milky oats in the
bi-partite dome of a brain.
---------------------------------------------------
PRODUCTION
PERIOD MAIN MEMORIES :
German Match Fixing, Death
of Pope,
Marriage of Charles
and Camilla,
Abandonment of Warehouse,
Peculiar Emergence of Cousin.
~
Press PLAY to stream RECENT EWECHEWB YouTube Videos
To
SUBSCRIBE
to my
~ EWECHEWB
YouTube Channel ~
please
click :[HERE]
'OME PAGE IS WHERE THE (')ART IS [HOME]
'OME PAGE IS WHERE THE (')ART IS [HOME]
[RETURN TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE]
SITE INDEX
SITE SEARCH
SITE NAVIGATION
CONSOLIDATED CLIPS
PADDINGLESS PLAYLISTS
BLOGGIFICATIONS
COMMENTARY
OBSERVATIONS
BOOK & MUSIC CHARTS
TOP TOME TOPICS
TWITTER WITTERINGS
WORDS WORDS WORDS
DOPPELGÄNGERS
FAMOUS FACES
F(R)AME-LESS FACES
LOOKALIKES
MORPHS
PEOPLE
PORTRAITS
POSERS & POSEURS
EXPERIMENTS
LEARNING
SCREENCASTS
SILLY OLD THINGS
SOFTWARE DEMOS
WORKS IN PROGRESS
PROTEST POST
IMAGE EDITING
SCREENCASTS
CHILDREN'S POEM
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
POETIC POST CARD
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
1 OF MY FAVOURITES
POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
COMPETITION ENTRY
AUDIO-EDITING
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
PANTING PAINTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
MULTIPLE CHARACTERS
VOICE PROCESSING
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
MORPHING MORPHINE
FACIAL ANIMATION
FANTAMORPH 1st GO
HISTORICAL HEADS
SURPRISING SINGING
AUDIO EDITING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
COMPETITION ENTRY
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL TOPICAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (BLUFFTITLER)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
STEREO MONOLOGUE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
CLOTHES DESIGN
CUSTOM CONTENT
SOFTWARE DEMO
iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
SOFTWARE DEMO
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
COMPETITION ENTRY
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
2D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PHOTODRAW)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
JUST FOR FUN
ONLY MY FAVOURITE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
VICTORIAN VERMINATOR
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG AND DANCE
VOICE ACTING
GARDEN GUARDIAN
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
VOICE ACTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
MISHEARD LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE PROCESSING
GRAPHICS EDITING
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL PARODY
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING