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~ Restorations ~

Link everything from Blog 1 DONE

Collect Lookalikes from Blog 1

Things I need to collect and fix :

lulltully

beattheclock

peachykeenqueensspeech

mbkintro

finty

Need dates and real non-real-audio audio.

All sorts of other things - Hullichans.

~ Renovations ~

Make a section of software test screencasts
and films. DONE IT ! (:)

~ Creativity Software Tests ~

CREATIVITY SOFTWARE : [FULL INDEX]

[ABROSOFT] [ADOBE] [MACROMEDIA] [MAGIX]
[MEDIA CHANCE] [MICROSOFT] [OPEN] [OUTERSPACE]
[REALLUSION] [SONY] [SYNTRILLIUM]

CREATIVITY SOFTWARE : [FULL INDEX]

lasting langour

It seems "the last shall be first,"
for now and yow.

Cracker Tower, Feast of Java

Red <Dead Eye> Pet Redemption

If *I* don't drive,
the droves of "L"s'll
think it('s) Drive*l*.

How useful that there are 7 letters and 7
colours in "letters", "rainbow" and "colours".

Lauds at Lourdes for the Lord's laudable

~ Dreadful Dumplings ~

~ Where "Pop Art" is concerned ~
it seems Andy Warhol never could
have too many cans.

In some (disrespected)
respects "Pop Art" is the "new rock
'n' roll",

and the rocks
Banksy re-styles and re

salvation

What ex-Tax-Collector Saint Matthew
shared with Boulton & Watt was Boulton's
Christian Name

and the
Heavenly Hallooooing

the Christian names as everybody's "Duty"

Playing Lord Melchett in long-running series

"Blackadder"

haemmorhoids

nyup nyup nyup

Stephen

Perhaps it is no COINcidence that it

even the moon-faced Ore Boar has a bit of the

"old, saggy cloth cat - baggy and a bit
loose at the seams,"

given that
their factories are located too far south
to be subject to the skittish Scottish
practise of buttery Mars Bar battery

"QI" is short for "

A clever twist on the "IQ" abbreviated
form of "Intelligence Quotient", "QI"
is short for "Quite Interesting"

(who given
that their factories are too far south
(one is in Keynsham after which one
of Stephen's favourite albums was
named) to

also

chocolate as they are yet to
operate skittish Scottish Fish & Chip
Shops that pull out all stops

don't
operate skittish Scottish Fish & Chip Shops
and feel the need for buttery battery...yet)

of Fry's Chocolate

chocolate as they are yet to
operate skittish Scottish Fish & Chip
Shops that pull out all stops

don't
operate skittish Scottish Fish & Chip Shops
and feel the need for buttery battery...yet)

(who given
that their factories are too far south
(one is in Keynsham after which one
of Stephen's favourite albums was
named) to

We deduce they reduce orange juice in a sluice

Hamlet, with haste and a dash of distaste

"the minister with the hole", in
his heart, in his head, in his plans,
pierced without the foresighting
perspicacity that, with audacity,

....but typical of the minor stirrings
that steer the mice who are not men.

("Brian the Pig Farmer" in
"Leon the Pig Farmer" not Brian the Pig
Farmer in Leon the Pig Farmer, THAT
might bring on that non-P.C. Hepatitis
B and an urgent need for a Pharmacy)
whose warm vocalisations Tykeishly typified
by Yorkshire localisations brought life also to
"The Gaffer" from "The Tetley Teafolk" and the
iconic proprietor of "Allinson's Bread".

familiar

Both the actor and the
cartoon mascot were lamentably short-lived.

Euterpe & Herpes

From Euterpe to Herpes

Euterpe's Herpes

he'll ~ learn too late ~
he ~ share's his fate ~
to end up on a plate
with pretty Pertelote

*"Pig" the pig in "Pipkins" was also a Brummie,
as, loosely, was William Shakespeare - although
Bacon was from London, the son of Nicholas

~ (Happy) Vitamin B ~

Pert

Kellogg's Corn Flakes are a good source
of Vitamin B, placing a cock too close
to a pig

~ (Happy) Hepatitus B(e) ~

(we may
all revere)
("Aww Paul ve ovver Juan ! It's
gawt 7 bewls ov "shit" on it !")

(<vulgar(-as-a-vulva)>)
euphemism

(Keeping the "o" in that knowin' Hamlet
would excise to exercise's his ex's
hexes

Kellogg's Corn Flakes are a good source

How do we know the pictured fowl

Not very P.C.

They pertalot of things in sausages

preserve preservatif preservative

periodically method(not methadone)ologically)

dispute about Hamlet authorship

text

sullied solid

"Oh that this too, too

(Don't think about ballet !
Don't think about Bally !
Don't think about Bali(-Hai))

solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve
itself into a dew

Joke about jew or "adieu"

if "atchoo" comin' atchoo

it is the sneeze of disease

might worry and tear lose our hair

but we already know that

Hamlet's wheezies (if not his wheezies)

are caused by his black dog

Great Dane

the pet swept under the carpet

...puppies will never please
if they give
fleas to dignat'ries.....

the disdane of a Great Dane.

apologies cannot appease

displease

convoy conveyance

She-ish

Sheesh

Shoosh

Gravy Boat Gravy Train

So ! "The Runaway Train" is less
of a mystery train thanks to "her"
black box and thanks to "Black Box"
telling the two-tier truth that "she"

neither are we told how many carriages
"she" is escorting and transporting so "she" can't
be the (less-of-a-mystery

Note to self : Andrew Watt link to James Watt

Andrew Watt knows what's watt

("Breaker Breaker", Break 'er Break 'er)
in 'ships unmanned on trips that spanned
the cavity of gravity

suede purse persuade

Whose pigs are these link

<<<Six Years Old>>> (.Nov 1 2009.) !!
Hoooray !!

Beginning with -------------------------------->

.YouTube-hosted Version of "The End" --->.

Featuring : Winston Churchill, A.A. Milne
(not A.A. Gill) & M.C. .MS Songsmith. .

(Microsoft's much-mocked music maker).

**~ NEVER WAS SO MUCH "ODE" ~**

"Never was so much *ode*",
"The End" by A.A. Milne :

"Never was so much ODE". A reading, over a Microsoft
Songsmith backing track of A.A. Milne's children's poem "The End".
Special guest/ghost appearance by Sir Winston Churchill.

~ World Cup Special ~

Psocker Sycho-Analysis - The Jung Juan's
Fraudian "Slip" on the Skip (World Cup Song)

Click [THIS]
for a Breakdown Psycho's Analysis of the
<<.FOOTBALL & FREUDIANISM.>>
.COMIC.
<<.WORLD CUP PSYCHOANALYSIS.>>
.SONG. :
"Psocker SychoAnalysis - The Jung Juans'
Fraudian "Slip" on the Skip".

Click [THIS] : [THIS] or ANY of THIS (!) for CONTENTS

**What's NEW ?**

This is my NEW <Front Page>.

Not made with "Microsoft Front Page", it is a
word(")play(the fool("))ful "(")Work(") in Progress"
intended to rationalise the shabby & superannuated :
"Something Stupid".

"DON'T GO THERE" !!

<<Beatle Off>>
(")Here, There and Everywhere(")
else instead... e(.)s(.)p(.)ecially
GO: [HERE] given that

Y'hear ?

Yahoo !

~ MAC or MOBILE ~

If you are using an
(() ~ (")Apple(") of your eye ~()) &
i
(or other Mac or Mobile
(not "Mack & Mabel")
device, PLEASE
let me know if the YouTube videos that
are pasted all throughout this site, using
pre-HTML5 code, will function with your hardware.

~ THE DEATH OF FLASH ~

Do YOU think that "Flash is DEAD" ??

~ CROSS PLATFORM COMPATABILITY ~

~ CH' CH' CH' CHANGES ~

I AM CURRENTLY RE-LINKING YOUTUBE VIDEOS
WITH THE CODE THAT CATERS FOR FLASH-LESS DEVICES

HOWEVER, THE AUDIO *DOES* STILL REQUIRE FLASH.

ONCE A PLAYER IS DEVELOPED THAT CAN SERVE STREAMING
SOUND AS FLASH *OR* HTML, I WILL REPLACE THE CURRENT CODE.

~ CONTENT IN CONTEXT

Observing the
CONTENT in CONTEXT
will mean that you have immediate
EASY ACCESS to the destinations
connected via HYPERLINKS.

~ HARDWARE REQUIREMENTS ~

However, you will need a rare level of
PATIENCE and PERSISTENCE
to allow webpages to
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to press PLAY BUTTONS to activate "audiographs"
((multiple times) ((multiple times)) (multiple times))
and be in possession of both a (sound) "sound mind"
and a FLASH-(if not "flash")enabled device.

~ Creativity Software Tests ~

CREATIVITY SOFTWARE : [FULL INDEX]

[ABROSOFT] [ADOBE] [MACROMEDIA] [MAGIX]
[MEDIA CHANCE] [MICROSOFT] [OPEN] [OUTERSPACE]
[REALLUSION] [SONY] [SYNTRILLIUM]

CREATIVITY SOFTWARE : [FULL INDEX]

WHITE's New !

That's not
R.White's, Dr. White's or Dr. Pepper.

~ Fast Films (First)(ish) ~

[QUICK !] [CLICK !]

[FAST FILMS (FIRST)] ,

for the [SPEEDIEST !] access
to ".films." : (~) in a single page
(and (~) a flash (~) (of <inspiration> (~))
(if NOT a .FLASH. page (of circulation -
THAT's (the thems that be :)
[THIS] (or [THIS] (or [THIS] (or [THIS]))))
indexes consolidated clips and
paddingless
(and Paddington-less) playlists.

~ Somethings Stupid ~

SMALL SAMPLE of "Stupid Something"s
<Grouped Together> for
------> INSTANT EASY ACCESS <------
by UnScrollable, Click-Averse
Short-Attention-Spanned 'Net-Heads -->

~ YouTube Playlist of a SMALL SELECTION of my Animated Oddments ~

For enhanced .CONTROL. of these videos,
please use the arrows "<" & ">" to
.REVERSE. and .ADVANCE.
through the PLAYLIST or
[CLICK] on the icon of a VHS cassette to
navigate via THUMBNAILS. Thank you.

~ All BLAKE Hexed Text Now READ ALOUD ~

HIGHLIGHTED Poetic Post Card :
"William Blake's Lamb-Like Wail"

My Modern .Multimedia. "Take" on "The Tyger" -
with a .written. AND .read. commentary explaining
all the .jokes., .pictures. and cultural references.

I intend to make a .UNIFIED FILM. of this so
you don't have to scroll through six pages
of HEXED TEXT and individually click to
listen to each separate AUDIOGRAPH.

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24 SEP 2009 :

Reactionary
Rant and
Screencasts
about
PhotoDraw

PROTEST POST
IMAGE EDITING
SCREENCASTS

14 AUG 2009 :

Kit Cat Kid's
Cause "fur"
(Non-Compliant) Complaint

CHILDREN'S POEM
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JUN 2009 :

William Blake's
"Lamb-like
Wail"

POETIC POST CARD
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
1 OF MY FAVOURITES

30 NOV 2008 :

Emma Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

10 AUG 2008 :

W.H. Auden's
"O where are
you going ?"

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

04 MAY 2008:

The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)

COMPETITION ENTRY
AUDIO-EDITING
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

07 FEB 2008 :

The
Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine

PANTING PAINTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
MULTIPLE CHARACTERS
VOICE PROCESSING
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

18 JAN 2008 :

Black and White
at The White House

MORPHING MORPHINE
FACIAL ANIMATION
FANTAMORPH 1st GO
HISTORICAL HEADS

08 JAN 2008 :

((He(e) Be(e))
G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
"London Town"

SURPRISING SINGING
AUDIO EDITING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

01 DEC 2007 :

The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)

COMPETITION ENTRY
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL TOPICAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (BLUFFTITLER)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

17 SEP 2007 :

Unguessed
Ghost Guest

STEREO MONOLOGUE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUN 2007 :

These Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth

CLOTHES DESIGN
CUSTOM CONTENT
SOFTWARE DEMO

17 MAR 2007 :

SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie

iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

02 MAR 2007 :

iClone
Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example

SOFTWARE DEMO
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION

18 OCT 2006 :

Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)

COMPETITION ENTRY
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
2D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PHOTODRAW)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

12 AUG 2006 :

Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip

JUST FOR FUN
ONLY MY FAVOURITE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING