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~ Animation - Saturday 21 January 2006 ~

~ Words - 28 October & 6 November 2003 ~

Original Rhyming Lyrics - 3D Character Creation
Choreography - Lip Synching Animation - Voice Distortion

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or mere
or mere
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The
[[[ [[[ [[[
[ HORRIFICALLY ! ]]] ]]] ]]]
questionable [cliché]
of the
question
ing [cliché]
takes us from a shrug
(we can't ~ shrug off ~)
to a...

all who love
all who love

...hug we mightn't want to.

Here the pong's in profusion
Here the pong's in profusion
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We also "mightn't want to" <wig out> in a wig like
this. Only (wiggy) Ziggy Stardust and Annie Lennox
would dare <mull it> over (as a comb-over ?)
and even then they would surely do so gingerly.

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*#* HOWEVER ! *#*

Orange coiffures shorn, here they are,
a peerless (pear-less) pair united :

Umber 'Umbles Amber's Ambles

 

Don't [MOCK THE FROCK], the Aberdonian
artiste
comprehensively out-kohls the
cock-eyed cosmetics of our bodach-rocais
at .1992's. "Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert".

Sneak that reek in your beak
Sneak that reek in your beak
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Has he ginger on his finger ?

This is <<NOT RUDE>> at all ; unless
I mention Biggles (and Ginger Hebbelthwaite's
(men-shunned) unmentionables)...

Sneak that reek in your beak 2
Sneak that reek in your beak 2

...and that might make some people
<<VERY CROSS>> causing them (whether
the cors (or "The Corrs") .sing. or [STAY SILENT])
to ~ get their ganders up ~ - which is entirely
unintended and inapporopriate when it is their
peckers
, not their ganders, that should be
praised for staying raised.

Sneak that reek in your beak 3
Sneak that reek in your beak 3
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Here is a "peck(-)er" - ~ keeping his pecker up ~ by
<getting down> not (~) getting (or (~) going) down ~.

The feathers from his "feathered but(t)"
could be described as "down" or "eiderdown"
(eidervethought (not as an afterthought))
particularly as he definitely DUCK(')s down
to [BEND OVER !] and show us his "R"s".

You might seek
You might seek
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The return of the questionable [cliché].

Over-used as a .posture. connoting
<someone searching>
(I also deployed a similar
<brow-shielding .demeanour.>
for the "Wicked Old Woman" in "Knowledge of
Porridge
"'s line : "This criminal sort sought").

The .stance. and its .glance.
are more than a
<.salute. in a SUIT>
and will be widely .recognised.,
despite their .apparent. arbitrariness, with
.regard.
to their EMPHASISING the act of :

".looking. like yer .looking.".

This strange, single-handed, situation .see.ms to
have little to do with any .natural. or necessary
human behaviour [focussed on focus].for -
unless #*~ dazzled ~*# - how does
[BLOCKING OUT] the light improve .sight. ?

A <mightier .mime.> might be .made. from
mirroring the upper limbs to .create. an overall
(not an over-awing) .oracular. oval with the skull,
centred, as the .iris., in <an .eye. of arms>...or if
"tools" and .TWO. hands could be (usefully)
employed he might ~ THROW SHAPES ~
.goggling.
, .a-gog., (if not Gog and Magog
(which may take some Google-ing)) with
invisible "Air Binoculars" or an "Air Telescope".

The last of these .visual. aids being <notably nautical>
reminds us of the .musical. <nautical .notes.> of the
(far and) fair-.seeing. seafarers who .dance. the .steps.
of "The Sailor's Hornpipe".

Here are some .illustrative. .clips.
(tea-clippers, for the most part, clipped out):

Canadian Choreographers Keep CLEAR
(not Clear Of) the Stylised (Sailor-Suit)
Salute with Rock-y (not "Rocky") Riffs :

 

Virtuoso Sebastian Blomfield Shows that Actually,
"The Sailor's Hornpipe" Can Never Be TOO .ROCK.-Y :

 

For the Record, this Eclectic Electric, is as TREASUREd as any (Ship)Wreck's Hoarde by Vinylseat at YouTube :

 

Capstan "Keep Fit" at the 1987 Royal Tournament :

 

<Boaters in Boaters> at the Spectacular 1993
Royal Tournament Finalé ("The Sailor's
Hornpipe
" Segment plays from 4:16) :

 

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Perhaps it is THAT VERY ((')in-the-rigging)
.JIG.(.ging.) that encultured us to accept the
<protracted stylised salute> as an

~ EXAGGERATED SIGNIFIER ~

of a folksy, surely-shore-.see.king,
(.cussing. (?) Sea King) fo'c'sle .focus.ser...

out seclusion
out seclusion
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...a CHANGE of .focus. interiorises
another form of "Naval .Gazing."...

It's a tried technique
It's a tried technique

...where [Shh !] the [Shh !] "Shay"
shyness of the [Shh !] shire [Shh !] shines...

When the bouquet is O.K.
When the bouquet is O.K.

...and yet it is still not rare to [Shh !] share
(more than the plough([Shh !])share).

Supercede
Supercede
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He is neither <sucking his thumb> nor
< ~ thumbing his nose ~ >, but I like to .pretend.
("Pretentious ? "Moi" ?") that he may be
about to ; this is one of those moments that
you can only catch in .FREEZE FRAME. and
[Shh !] should certainly...

Look out !
Look out !

"Look out !" for...

Twisted Tatterdemalion
Twisted Tatterdemalion

...for foregrounding as a favourite.

I like this <Twisted Tatterdemalion>...

Stand clear !
Stand clear !

...more than he likes himself...

Stand Clear ! 2
Stand clear !

...when things are not RIGHT...

Stand clear !
Stand clear !

...and he's been LEFT...

Stand clear !
Stand clear !

~ to face the consequences ~
of the
[[[ [[[ [[[[ HORRIFICALLY ! ]]] ]]] ]]]
questionable [cliché]
of following... :

(Worzel Gummidge Opening and Closing Credits
(for the COMPLETIST)) Compiled at YouTube
by lesather (with instances of Worzel falling
both ~forwards~ AND ~backwards~)
:

 

(A conciser clip that still shows MORE than is
pert
(wee)
inent to this Blog Post :

 

...in someone else's (she gets EVERYWHERE !)...

Stand clear !
Stand clear !

...footsteps !

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24 SEP 2009 :
Reactionary
Rant and
Screencasts
about
PhotoDraw


Microsoft PhotoDraw 2000 V2 Triple CD Case Image - There's an Elegant Elephant

PROTEST POST
IMAGE EDITING
SCREENCASTS

14 AUG 2009 :
Kit Cat Kid's
Cause "fur"
(Non-Compliant) Complaint


Thumbnail Portrait Paw Trait of Kit Cat Kid - Splashable Star of Original Rhyming Children's Poem Kit Cat Kid's Cause "fur" (Non-Compliant) Complaint - a comic verse about bath-time defiance

CHILDREN'S POEM
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JUN 2009 :
William Blake's
"Lamb-like
Wail"


Thumbnail of a Gripped Eyeball - A still from my multimedia version of William Blake's The Tyger - William Blake's Lamb-like Wail. Part 3 of a series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
1 OF MY FAVOURITES

30 NOV 2008 :
Emma Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"


Thumbnail Still of the Statue of Liberty's Golden Mask - Click and you will witness it speaking the words of Emma Lazarus's poem "The New Colossus" in its native French Accent. Part 2 of a Series of Poetic Post Cards

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

10 AUG 2008 :
W.H. Auden's
"O where are
you going ?"


Thumbnail still from the Poetic Post Card - O where are you going - an animated greeting version of Wystan Hugh Auden's poem read aloud in a Welsh accent with further discussion of influence and origin

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

04 MAY 2008:
The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)

Thumbnail still of some sailing boats with Doritos for sails. They were made for a competition using Reallusion's iclone animation software - and illustrate part of a comic rhyming song I wrote to fit some prescribed music

COMPETITION ENTRY
AUDIO-EDITING
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

07 FEB 2008 :
The
Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine


Thumbnail of a still from a comic animated greeting I made which takes part of St. Augustine's Confessions and has them sung by medieval characters painted by Benozzo Gozzoli

PANTING PAINTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
MULTIPLE CHARACTERS
VOICE PROCESSING
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

18 JAN 2008 :
Black and White
at The White House


Thumbnail still from my morphing animation of all the Presidents of the United States of America

MORPHING MORPHINE
FACIAL ANIMATION
FANTAMORPH 1st GO
HISTORICAL HEADS

08 JAN 2008 :
((He(e) Be(e))
G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
"London Town"


Thumbnail still of former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown singing a Karaoke Version of Hubert Gregg's classic song "London Town" whilst on the London Lazy Och Eye the New Noo

SURPRISING SINGING
AUDIO EDITING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

01 DEC 2007 :
The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)

Thumbnail still from my competition entry comic poem about the sub-prime market financial crisis

COMPETITION ENTRY
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL TOPICAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (BLUFFTITLER)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

17 SEP 2007 :
Unguessed
Ghost Guest


Thumbnail still of a funerary cupid that speaks the words of Branwell Bronte's character Alexander Percy as he describes an angelic vision to his mother

STEREO MONOLOGUE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUN 2007 :
These Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth


Thumbnail still from a film illustrating my attempts to create a pair of virtual Wellington Boots using Reallusion software's first CloneCloth release

CLOTHES DESIGN
CUSTOM CONTENT
SOFTWARE DEMO

17 MAR 2007 :
SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie


Thumbnail still of a virtual Patrick Bronte singing and dancing The Bold Fisherman in St.Michaels - that's the Church not the Department Store - although I've not checked the label for libel - or a Bible

iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

02 MAR 2007 :
iClone
Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example


Thumbnail still from a sequence showing a custom choreography animation playing in Reallusion software's iClone Motion Editor

SOFTWARE DEMO
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION

18 OCT 2006 :
Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)


Thumbnail still from my original animation of some original hymnal song lyrics I wrote

COMPETITION ENTRY
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
2D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PHOTODRAW)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

12 AUG 2006 :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip


Thumbnail still of a virtual Jimmy Greaves playing Carl Jung with Father Christmas as Sigmund Freud in my original song with comic rhyming lyrics about soccer and psychoanalysis

JUST FOR FUN
ONLY MY FAVOURITE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

07 JUN 2006 :
The
Ratcatcher's
Daughter


Thumbnail still of Mr. Kitten Caboodle the virtual cat verminator star of the iClone animated song and dance Victorian parliament tree tease The Ratcatcher's Daughter

VICTORIAN VERMINATOR
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG AND DANCE
VOICE ACTING

23 APR 2006 :
Toil in Soil

Thumbnail still of a Singing Gnome frrom an animated greeting created with Reallusion's Crazy Talk Software. His delivery is of original rhyming lyrics.

GARDEN GUARDIAN
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

18 FEB 2006 :
Animal Rites

Thumbnail still of a virtual Ancient Greek girl relating a monologue about vegetarianism, barbecues and the Eleusian Mysteries religious cult

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING

21 JAN 2006 :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP
Turned Up

Thumbnail portrait of a virtual scarecrow in a field of rape. He looks like Vincent Van Gogh amomg his sunflowers but that is not who he is. He is singing original rhyming lyrics to a well-known tune and dancing with a custom choreography create by hand in Reallusion iClone Motion Editor

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

05 NOV 2005 :
EWE Who
"Yoo Hoo !"
a Good
(Hidin') Heidi


Thumbnail portrait of a little lamb who is a who who is a singing sheep singing original rhymng lyrics in a greeting set to a familiar tune

ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

13 JUN 2005 :
Knowledge
of Porridge


Thumbnail still of the little old woman and a bear taken from my Flash MX animated re-working of poet laureate Robert Southey's story of The Three Bears. It predates Goldilocks. The film features HIS version of the plot re-worked by me with brand new original rhyming lyrics to a musical theatre tune.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

24 AUG 2004 :
Quem Pastores

Thumbnail portrait of a woman who may be Elizabeth Branwell the sister-in-law of Patrick Bronte. Here she is singing my original rhyming hymn lyrics set to the "tune" of the German carol Quem Pastores

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUL 2004 :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning
with the
Dhoop Dope


Thumbnail still from my original rhyming comic anti-poetry poem about hating school - Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dope Dhoop

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
VOICE ACTING

12 JAN 2004 :
Aisle Evil -
((Pep-) Talk
Like a Pirate)


Thumbnail portrait of the piratical gruff old man singer of Aisle Evil - ((Pep))Talk Like a Pirate. The song is set to a familiar instrumental and features original rhyming lyrics

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JAN 2004 :
Bitter Man's
Vitamins


Thumbnail sitll of Ross the Sloth the virtual animated speaker of my original rhyming poem about health and fitness. The rhyme is called "Bitter Man's Vitamins"

CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

10 DEC 2003 :
Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art

Thumbnail still from Day of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st ('art) - It is a Flash MX animated version of the Dies Irae from the Requiem Mass. All the Latin lyrics have been replaced with English soundalikes. I was ABLE to hear them and relay the result.

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
MISHEARD LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)

06 NOV 2003 :
Flash(in') in
the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent


Thumbnail still from my Flash MX animation of a cheeky comic song about physical flexbility. It features original rhyming lyrics set to a well-known tune

CUTOUT ANIMATION
FLASH MX ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SUBTITLED
TITLING (SWiSHMAX)
VOICE PROCESSING

04 MAY 1999:
Prayer the Brontës' Father
Taught Us'


Thumbnail still of a JOINT parody of the Lord's Prayer and a sewing sampler made by Anne Bronte when t'lass worrr proporrrr titchy

GRAPHICS EDITING
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL PARODY
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

 

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