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~ CONTENTS ~
Poems, Songs, Greetings,
Humour, Lyrics, Pop Culture,
Language, Wordplay, Puns,
Jokes, Silliness, Insight,
Creativity Software.
Reactionary Rant :
READY TO READ :
Reactionary Rant and Screencasts about PhotoDraw
Animated Children's Poem :
READY TO READ :
Kit Cat Kid's Cause "fur" (Non-Compliant) Complaint
Poetic Post Card :
READY TO READ :
William
Blake's "Lamb-like Wail"
(a.k.a. "THE TYGER" from 1794's
"Songs of Experience")
Poetic Post Card :
READY TO READ :
Emma
Lazarus's
"The New Colossus"
Poetic Post Card :
IN PROGRESS :
W.H.
Auden's
"O where are you going ?"
Brief for a Brief :
COMING SOON :
The
Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)
Animated Song created for DORITOS'
30-second (not 32nd) Advert Competition
Absurdity Absurd Ditty :
READY TO READ :
The
Confessions (and Expressions)
of St. Augustine
Morphin' Morphine :
READY TO READ :
Black and White at The White House
World Leaders Sing the Classics:
READY TO READ :
((He(e)
Be(e)) G.B. P.M. Gordon Brown
Performs/Transforms "London Town"
Brief for a Brief :
COMING SOON :
The
$ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)
A Comic Streaming Film About
the Sub Prime Credit Crunch
Financial Crisis
MonuMENTALly Melancholy, Stoned but Straight :
COMING SOON :
Tools & Spools :
READY TO READ :
These Boots Were Made with CloneCloth
Let's Not Make a Song & Dance of It...No ! LET'S !
READY TO READ :
SAINTS
ALIVE !
((Congregation) (Bowl)ed Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's Day/Birthday BOLD FISHERMAN
Boogie
Tools & Spools :
COMING SOON :
iClone Motion Editor - Custom Animation Example
Um Yum Humble Hymn Hum :
READY TO READ :
Lord
Above, Sweet Immanuel
(or What the Hell was THAT ?)
My Favourite "Thing" :
COMING SOON :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis - The Jung Juan's
Fraudian "Slip" on the Skip
Making a Song and Dance of Pest (& Vest) Control :
READY TO READ :
The
Ratcatcher's Daughter
Animated Animal in Victorian Pop Song
with Lyrics by Cleric The Rev. E. Bradley
What Hoe ?! Ho Ho Ho :
READY TO READ :
Toil
in Soil
Ex-David Bowie Associate Now Workin'
with Perkin to (Donald) Trump the Flump
if he (Watering) Can
Noble No Bull
READY TO READ :
Animal
Rites
A Video Blog Monologue from the Ancient World
Tatty Tatterdemalion Scares the Stoned Crows
READY TO READ :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP Turned Up
Lyrics to the Worzel Gummidge T.V. Theme Tune
Cheeping Sheep
READY TO READ :
EWE Who "Yoo Hoo !" a Good (Hidin') Heidi
Furry Tail Fairy Tale Nursery Crhyme
READY TO READ :
Knowledge
of Porridge
(Robert Southey's (Pre-Goldilocks)
"Story of the Three Bears")
Ho Hum Hymn Hummed
READY TO READ :
Quem
Pastores
Alternative Hymn Lyrics
Animated Anti-Poetry Poem
READY TO READ :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning with the Dhoop Dope
An Animated Anti-Poetry Poem
Pirate Pep-Talk
READY TO READ :
Aisle
Evil - ((Pep-)Talk Like a Pirate)
Lyrics to the Theme from "Van der Valk"
Animated Subtitled Talking Sloth Poem
READY TO READ :
Bitter
Man's Vitamins
An Animated Talking Sloth Poem
about Health and Fitness
Mozartian Mondegreen
READY TO READ :
Day
Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art
A Mish-Mash of Misheard Latin Lyrics
Nudity New Ditty
READY TO READ :
Flash(in')
in the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent
A Nudity New Ditty About Textual Intercourse
"The wolf also shall dwell with
the lamb,
and the leopard shall lie down with the kid;
and the calf and the young lion
and the fatling together;
and a little child shall lead them."
- Isaiah 11:6
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CONTENTS
24 SEP 2009 :
Reactionary
Rant and
Screencasts
about
PhotoDraw
14 AUG 2009 :
Kit
Cat Kid's
Cause "fur"
(Non-Compliant) Complaint
05 JUN 2009 :
William
Blake's
"Lamb-like
Wail"
30 NOV 2008 :
Emma
Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"
10 AUG 2008 :
W.H.
Auden's
"O where are
you going ?"
04 MAY 2008:
The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)
07 FEB 2008 :
The
Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine
18 JAN 2008 :
Black
and White
at The White House
08 JAN 2008 :
((He(e)
Be(e))
G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
"London Town"
01 DEC 2007 :
The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)
17 SEP 2007 :
Unguessed
Ghost Guest
12 JUN 2007 :
These
Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth
17 MAR 2007 :
SAINTS
ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie
02 MAR 2007 :
iClone
Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example
18 OCT 2006 :
Lord
Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)
12 AUG 2006 :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip
07 JUN 2006 :
The
Ratcatcher's
Daughter
23 APR 2006 :
Toil in Soil
18 FEB 2006 :
Animal Rites
21 JAN 2006 :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP
Turned Up
05 NOV 2005 :
EWE
Who
"Yoo Hoo !"
a Good
(Hidin') Heidi
13 JUN 2005 :
Knowledge
of Porridge
24 AUG 2004 :
Quem Pastores
12 JUL 2004 :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning
with the
Dhoop Dope
12 JAN 2004 :
Aisle
Evil -
((Pep-) Talk
Like a Pirate)
05 JAN 2004 :
Bitter
Man's
Vitamins
10 DEC 2003 :
Day
Of(f)
Wra(ith) -
Mozart with
the Mo(i)st
(')art
06 NOV 2003 :
Flash(in')
in
the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent