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~ Time of Most Recent Update ~

Monday 07 May 2012

~ Finding "Findings" ~

Due to a mention on (a recent) Saturday's
(not "The Saturdays") BBC Click technology
programme, I discovered findings.com -
the web 'n' (e)book Notes 'n' Quotes
grabber - and it's GREAT.

~ Clippings Quippings ~

Like Twitter with a t(r)ail (but, as yet,
no (con(s)t(r)ained)conversational element),
YOU can discover the discoveries I am
finding in my "findings" by following
the CLIPPINGS QUIPPINGS at
https://findings.com/Wraith_Ravenscroft.

~ Website Developments ~

Working my way up from the bottom (!?),
I'm currently making a "film"/slideshow
version of the web-page :
Tuned-Up TURNIP Turned Up

~ LATEST HEXED TEXT SERIES ~

You can view the results at my
Ewechewb YouTube Channel

~ HEXED TEXT FULL PLAYLIST ~

where you will also find NEW presentations of
Flash(in') in the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent
&
Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art
&
Bitter Man's Vitamins
&
Aisle Evil - ((Pep-) Talk Like a Pirate)
&
Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dhoop Dope
&
Quem Pastores
&
Knowledge of Porridge
&
EWE Who "Yoo Hoo !" a Good (Hidin') Heidi

~ Ewechewb @ YouTube ~

You can subscribe to my "Ewechewb"

YouTube Channel via [THIS LINK].

~ Use FLASH Newsflash ! ~

~ Download Adobe Flash Player [HERE] ~

The Hexed Text "Breakdowns" of all my "films"
and e-greetings are now presented HERE with
FULL streaming Flash Audio - so YOU don't
have to read but can be read to instead.

~ Flush Out Flash (Floods) ~

~ LATEST DEVELOPMENTS ~

Whilst I have updated this site's embed codes
so that the YouTube videos SHOULD play
ON ANY DEVICE,"Audiographs" currently still
require your machine to be FLASH-enabled.

In the FUTURE I may be able to serve HTML5
compliant streaming sound as well.........

~ NEW FLASH NEWS FLASH ! ~

~ EXTRA EASE OF USE ~

.......to make the content of this site more
accessible, in the meantime, I have begun
making "film" versions of the "enhanced" pages.

These will lack the hyperlink functionality of the
originals but will save browsers the frustrations
of having to scroll excessively or REPEATEDLY press
PLAY buttons just to discover the answer to something
as (stupidly) simple as "What are Audiographs ?"

If You Need HELP (with AUDIO)

...seek
"*SOUND* Advice"
(it's [HERE] y'hear ?)
[DON'T !]
add vice, add virtue,
add "Virtue Invert You"
it prob'ly won't hurt you...
then...

...Hop, Skip, Jump or Scroll

...to the .Sonic Tonic. .of this site's Introduction/Induction...

...or Choose Fast Films First...

"Fast (") .Films (")" are CONSOLIDATED clips
presented in paddingless .Playlists. [HERE]

~ ...or Click : Quick Contents ~

Quick (Text-Only) Contents Click [HERE]

What are "AUDIOGRAPHS" ?

"Audiograph" is a term I have coined for
a sentence or paragraph of HEXED TEXT
that I have allowed myself to .read aloud.
(and add additional .music. and (sound)
.sound effects. to.

They were created with the superb FREE
.AudioFlash. program which generates the
requisite code to facilitate streaming.

~ AudioFlash's Flash Audios ~

You can download a copy of .AudioFlash. by
clicking [HERE] to visit audioflash.org

~ Drop By "DropBox" ~

DropBox provides a GENEROUS AMOUNT
of FREE ONLINE STORAGE SPACE which
is capable of hosting the .multimedia.
files generated by .AudioFlash..

~ (") Listen, Listen (") ~

Wherever you SEE the surrounding
"Listen, Listen" .graphical arrows.,

a set of
.THREE CONTROL BUTTONS.
should shortly be displayed
between them.

From left to right, these
.simply-symboled.circles.
let YOU
.PLAY., .PAUSE., or .STOP.
the .FLASH.-Based streaming
of .mp3 audio..

Pressing .STOP. returns
the file to its START.

~ Introduction/Induction ~

Jokey, Jerky, Fleeting Greetings,
Humour Tumours, Lyrical Miracles,
Sonic Tonic, Scribbles, Scrobbles,
Viral Spirals, Poems, Paeans,
Puns & Pens, Hexed Text, Tech' Text,
Hyper-Hyperlinks, Wordplay, Worldpay,
Lingo Bingo, Silliness, Willingness,
Advertising Improvising Energising
Sumjuan Stewpeed's Online
<------[ LANGWICH SANDUAGE ]------>
of Rhyme without Reason,
Pop Culture, Digital Art, Music, Books,
Multimedia, Insight, Creativity Software.

~ Keyword Stuffing ~

Was that *CHUBB*y enough to count as
*Key*word Stuffing ?

~ "There's no place like Home(page)" ~

Click [Your Heels] Together
3 Times 2 Get Back 2 Kansas :

.....or [DON'T !] but [STAY !] 'n' [PLAY !]

~ HYPER Hyperlinks ~

This is a place,
This is a place,
This is a palace,
of HYPER
.......... hyperlinks.
None of the films lasts less than 30 seconds so

[STOP RUNNIN' OFF !]

~ A Bolt from the Blue ~

A Usain ~ Bolt from the Blue ~ Travels
VASTLY FASTLY
to Blow the Olympic Competition Away

World Record-Breaking Usain Bolt Who Will NOT "Stop Runnin' Off"

~ (Eye)Droppers in ~

(Eye)Droppers in
(that's YOU !) :

**WHERE (in the World) are YOU ?**

***Scooby Dooby Doo* - THERE *are YOU !***

...a <rash dash>'ll give you weals on
the wheels on your (unhealing) heels.

~ I (and Eye) Can SEE You ! ~

[STOP DOZIN' OFF !]

Yes, I know this
<<doesn't LOOK>> like
a website...

...and "Yes, I know" if it
<<"dozin'" LOOK>> like
a website, it
<<"dozin'" LOOK>> like
YOU'll be
~ .stick.in' around ~
(like a .log. (logged) until Yule or)
for much of a mooch...

~ Gag All the Giggles ~

Gag all the giggles and gather
another googly for Google.

~ The Google Googly ~

Ooo ! The irony of Google -
you have
-----> to be popular in Google <-----
<----- to be popular in Google ----->

~ Whatnot ~

What this is not is
"like a website",
what this is not is
a <not "like a website">
where clichés such as the phrase
-----------> "whatnot" <-----------
will not
escape entildarisation
~ a la ~ :
~ whatnot ~...

~ What Not ! ~

What this is NOT
is a corporate-sponsored digital magazine.

What this is NOT
is a templated-blog with a <chloroform
uniform> of ~ to die for ~ [CSS CMS]
(I'm still battling .blazing. HTM(.Hel.)L).

What this is NOT
is a captivating community portal full
of interesting interactivity. YOU can't
play with me whilst I'm playing by myself.

~ What Rot ! ~

What this is NOT NOT
is an ever-evolving, personal
electronic scrapbook.

What this is NOT NOT
is a record of some multimedia
oddments I have made.

What this is NOT NOT
is an .<idealised e.mail>,
HEAVY.........................
on.................................
graphical content,...........
............................LIGHT
..................................on
....................weightiness
(if not on.......................
,,,,,,,,,,,,, .....waiting times)
and (thus) slower to load
than many online destinations.

~ What Got ? ~

Quick (Text-Only) Contents Click [HERE]

~ "WORK" IN PROGRESS ~

Glimpses of tests and experiments of some visual ideas I have for
my next animation - "Coming Soon" (or "Much Later (Maybe)").

~ (')TWEET AS A NUT ~

~ MY TWYLAH PAGE ~

My "Trending (if not Trendy) Tweets"
organised (!) (by keywords) and the
CLEVER innovators at TWYLAH into
Summink Loik a Proper Page may be
perused : @ChatterMatters.

~ (A)Social Media Stocks ~

MY (")(DICKY) TICKER(")

This dynamic badge shows my current Social Media
klout as assessed by Empire Avenue's algorithms
and not those of Klout - which has some even odder
ideas. I have placed the graphic here at the behest
of a be-heast - he is The Ore Boar and he thinks
finance is fun (!) - you can meet (not meat) and
hear him [HERE] performing Piggy Bank Poetry.

~ What's New (?) ~

(Delayed) Dynamic Drivel [MORE HERE]

~ Ewechewb @ YouTube ~

Please CLICK : [HERE]
to SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL
or CLICK : [HERE] to PREVIEW
(PLAYFUL (PLAY FOOL)) PLAYLISTS OF
MY ORIGINAL MULTIMEDIA MATERIAL.

~ SEARCH (Don't Destroy) ~

QUICK ! CLICK [HERE] TO SKIP (THE TRIP)
AND CRAWL THE CLARIFIED CONTENTS

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~ Words, Words, Words ~

CLICK [HERE] TO ACCESS
AN AMAZING ALPHABETICISATION
OF EVERY ONE OF THE
<FUN ! FUN ! FUN !>
"WORDS (WORDS, WORDS)"
TYPED AT THIS WEBSITE

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INDEX

HOME

YOUTUBE

TOP TWITTER
TWEET TREATS

CONTACT

FEEDBACK

Quick Contents

SITE INDEX
SITE SEARCH
SITE NAVIGATION

MIXED DATES :

Fast Films

CONSOLIDATED CLIPS
PADDINGLESS PLAYLISTS

Random
Remarks

BLOGGIFICATIONS
COMMENTARY
OBSERVATIONS

Status, Stasis &
Statistical Spoddery

BOOK & MUSIC CHARTS
TOP TOME TOPICS
TWITTER WITTERINGS
WORDS WORDS WORDS

Lookie-Likies

DOPPELGÄNGERS
FAMOUS FACES
F(R)AME-LESS FACES
LOOKALIKES
MORPHS
PEOPLE
PORTRAITS
POSERS & POSEURS

Half-cut Offcuts & Software Screencasts

EXPERIMENTS
LEARNING
SCREENCASTS
SILLY OLD THINGS
SOFTWARE DEMOS
WORKS IN PROGRESS

Original Unoriginals

ORIGINAL READINGS
UNORIGINAL POEMS
UNORIGINAL STORIES

24 SEP 2009 :

Reactionary
Rant and
Screencasts
about
PhotoDraw

PROTEST POST
IMAGE EDITING
SCREENCASTS

14 AUG 2009 :

Kit Cat Kid's
Cause "fur"
(Non-Compliant) Complaint

CHILDREN'S POEM
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
ORIGINAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

05 JUN 2009 :

William Blake's
"Lamb-like
Wail"

POETIC POST CARD
ANIMAL ANIMATION
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING
1 OF MY FAVOURITES

30 NOV 2008 :

Emma Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

10 AUG 2008 :

W.H. Auden's
"O where are
you going ?"

POETIC POST CARD
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

04 MAY 2008:

The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)

COMPETITION ENTRY
AUDIO-EDITING
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
ICLONE ANIMATION
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

07 FEB 2008 :

The
Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine

PANTING PAINTING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
MULTIPLE CHARACTERS
VOICE PROCESSING
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

18 JAN 2008 :

Black and White
at The White House

MORPHING MORPHINE
FACIAL ANIMATION
FANTAMORPH 1st GO
HISTORICAL HEADS

08 JAN 2008 :

((He(e) Be(e))
G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
"London Town"

SURPRISING SINGING
AUDIO EDITING
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

01 DEC 2007 :

The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)

COMPETITION ENTRY
BRIEF FOR A BRIEF
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINALTOPICAL POEM
SUBTITLED
TITLING (BLUFFTITLER)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

17 SEP 2007 :

Unguessed
Ghost Guest

STEREO MONOLOGUE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)
VOICE ACTING

12 JUN 2007 :

These Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth

CLOTHES DESIGN
CUSTOM CONTENT
SOFTWARE DEMO

17 MAR 2007 :

SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie

iCLONE MUSIC VIDEO
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PREMIERE PRO)

02 MAR 2007 :

iClone
Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example

SOFTWARE DEMO
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION

18 OCT 2006 :

Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)

COMPETITION ENTRY
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
CUTOUT ANIMATION
FACIAL ANIMATION
2D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE SPECIAL EFFECTS
ORIGINAL LYRICS
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
TITLING (PHOTODRAW)
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING

12 AUG 2006 :

Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip

JUST FOR FUN
ONLY MY FAVOURITE
CRAZY TALK LIP SYNC
FACIAL ANIMATION
3D FULL BODY ANIMATION
ICLONE MUSIC VIDEO
SONG & DANCE
SUBTITLED
VOICE ACTING
VOICE PROCESSING