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Who *KNEW* ?!

The items listed below will gradually become
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material back from
in order to re-gain
.CONTROL.
over convenience.

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here is larger and the hyperlinks will be
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Poems, Songs, Greetings,
Humour, Lyrics, Pop Culture,
Language, Wordplay, Puns,
Jokes, Silliness, Insight,
Creativity Software.

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Reactionary Rant :

READY TO READ :

Reactionary Rant and Screencasts about PhotoDraw

Animated Children's Poem :

READY TO READ :

Kit Cat Kid's Cause "fur" (Non-Compliant) Complaint

Poetic Post Card :

READY TO READ :

William Blake's "Lamb-like Wail"
(a.k.a. "THE TYGER" from 1794's
"Songs of Experience")

Poetic Post Card :

READY TO READ :

Emma Lazarus's
"The New Colossus"

Poetic Post Card :

IN PROGRESS :

W.H. Auden's
"O where are you going ?"

Brief for a Brief :

COMING SOON :

The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)
Animated Song created for DORITOS'
30-second (not 32nd) Advert Competition

Absurdity Absurd Ditty :

READY TO READ :

The Confessions (and Expressions)
of St. Augustine

Morphin' Morphine :

READY TO READ :

Black and White at The White House

World Leaders Sing the Classics:

READY TO READ :

((He(e) Be(e)) G.B. P.M. Gordon Brown
Performs/Transforms "London Town"

Brief for a Brief :

COMING SOON :

The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)
A Comic Streaming Film About
the Sub Prime Credit Crunch
Financial Crisis

MonuMENTALly Melancholy, Stoned but Straight :

COMING SOON :

Unguessed Ghost Guest

Tools & Spools :

READY TO READ :

These Boots Were Made with CloneCloth

Let's Not Make a Song & Dance of It...No ! LET'S !

READY TO READ :

SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation) (Bowl)ed Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's Day/Birthday BOLD FISHERMAN
Boogie

Tools & Spools :

COMING SOON :

iClone Motion Editor - Custom Animation Example

Um Yum Humble Hymn Hum :

READY TO READ :

Lord Above, Sweet Immanuel
(or What the Hell was THAT ?)

My Favourite "Thing" :

COMING SOON :

Psocker SychoAnalysis - The Jung Juan's
Fraudian "Slip" on the Skip

Making a Song and Dance of Pest (& Vest) Control :

READY TO READ :

The Ratcatcher's Daughter
Animated Animal in Victorian Pop Song
with Lyrics by Cleric The Rev. E. Bradley

What Hoe ?! Ho Ho Ho :

READY TO READ :

Toil in Soil
Ex-David Bowie Associate Now Workin'
with Perkin to (Donald) Trump the Flump
if he (Watering) Can

Noble No Bull

READY TO READ :

Animal Rites
A Video Blog Monologue from the Ancient World

Tatty Tatterdemalion Scares the Stoned Crows

READY TO READ :

Tuned-Up TURNIP Turned Up
Lyrics to the Worzel Gummidge T.V. Theme Tune

Cheeping Sheep

READY TO READ :

EWE Who "Yoo Hoo !" a Good (Hidin') Heidi

Furry Tail Fairy Tale Nursery Crhyme

READY TO READ :

Knowledge of Porridge
(Robert Southey's (Pre-Goldilocks)
"Story of the Three Bears")

Ho Hum Hymn Hummed

READY TO READ :

Quem Pastores
Alternative Hymn Lyrics

Animated Anti-Poetry Poem

READY TO READ :

Mundane Mo(u)rning with the Dhoop Dope
An Animated Anti-Poetry Poem

Pirate Pep-Talk

READY TO READ :

Aisle Evil - ((Pep-)Talk Like a Pirate)
Lyrics to the Theme from "Van der Valk"

Animated Subtitled Talking Sloth Poem

READY TO READ :

Bitter Man's Vitamins
An Animated Talking Sloth Poem
about Health and Fitness

Mozartian Mondegreen

READY TO READ :

Day Of(f) Wra(i)th - Mozart with the Mo(i)st (')art
A Mish-Mash of Misheard Latin Lyrics

Nudity New Ditty

READY TO READ :

Flash(in') in the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent
A Nudity New Ditty About Textual Intercourse

 

 
"The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb,
and the leopard shall lie down with the kid;
and the calf and the young lion
and the fatling together;
and a little child shall lead them.
"

- Isaiah 11:6

INDEX
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CONTENTS
24 SEP 2009 :
Reactionary
Rant and
Screencasts
about
PhotoDraw
14 AUG 2009 :
Kit Cat Kid's
Cause "fur"
(Non-Compliant) Complaint
05 JUN 2009 :
William Blake's
"Lamb-like
Wail"
30 NOV 2008 :
Emma Lazarus's
"The New
Colossus"
10 AUG 2008 :
W.H. Auden's
"O where are
you going ?"
04 MAY 2008:
The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips)
07 FEB 2008 :
The
Confessions
and
Expressions
of St.Augustine
18 JAN 2008 :
Black and White
at The White House
08 JAN 2008 :
((He(e) Be(e))
G.B. P.M.
Gordon Brown
Performs/
Transforms
"London Town"
01 DEC 2007 :
The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !)
17 SEP 2007 :
Unguessed
Ghost Guest
12 JUN 2007 :
These Boots
Were Made
With CloneCloth
17 MAR 2007 :
SAINTS ALIVE !
((Congregation
(Bowl)ed (Over)
Fisher of Men's
St.Patrick's
Day/Birthday
BOLD
FISHERMAN
Boogie
02 MAR 2007 :
iClone
Motion Editor -
Custom
Animation
Example
18 OCT 2006 :
Lord Above,
Sweet
Immanuel
(or What the
Hell was THAT ?)
12 AUG 2006 :
Psocker
SychoAnalysis
- The Jung
Juans'
Fraudian "Slip"
on the Skip
07 JUN 2006 :
The
Ratcatcher's
Daughter
23 APR 2006 :
Toil in Soil
18 FEB 2006 :
Animal Rites
21 JAN 2006 :
Tuned-Up
TURNIP
Turned Up
05 NOV 2005 :
EWE Who
"Yoo Hoo !"
a Good
(Hidin') Heidi
13 JUN 2005 :
Knowledge
of Porridge
24 AUG 2004 :
Quem Pastores
12 JUL 2004 :
Mundane
Mo(u)rning
with the
Dhoop Dope
12 JAN 2004 :
Aisle Evil -
((Pep-) Talk
Like a Pirate)
05 JAN 2004 :
Bitter Man's
Vitamins
10 DEC 2003 :
Day Of(f)
Wra(ith) -
Mozart with
the Mo(i)st
(')art
06 NOV 2003 :
Flash(in') in
the Pan-Indian Sub(in)continent

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