Fraudulent Freud
Found a HUGE haemorrhoid
Did not have much to say
About the way
That it had been raised
So he phrased
A question
Using auto-suggestion
Seems the ""Torquing"
Cure"
Won't make walking any less sore, Sure
Hypnosis
In small doses
Can negate neuroses
But(t) thrombosis
From an anal strain'll
Feign no pain
Because a nose that (s) knows
Is a proboscis thats prognoscis
DRIVES its diagnosis
To supporting sporting snorting
And reporting "Pop !"
As an unconscious joke
About the poke of "Coke"
Or maybe "tackling" a crack about "Crack"
Free Association Football
Soccer succours cigar suckers
Ergo the Ego is hid in the Id
Until we "Slip" the skip
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